All I can say is WOW!

[bowl1820]

Hi I'm Bowler ___________

I'm on the ___________ staff.

I just tried the new ___________ Ball by ___________ .

The ___________ is just the ball that I have been waiting for.

It was designed for ___________ conditions and It worked just like the company said it would on those conditions.

It's the most ___________ ball they have put out yet.

If you use it on other conditions than ___________, you'll have to change the surface and layout and it should work on those conditions too! because its the most versatile of the ___________ line since the last one.

The ___________ ball is so good I can't describe it, so I'll just copy what the company marketing materials said about it

This is the must have ball.

Profile for bowler ___________
just joined and made first post
next post 6 months later
"I just tried the new ___________ Ball by ___________ .
"This is the must have ball."

[billf]

LMFAO it seems that the endless drivel by staff members has struck a nerve with somebody else too!

[JaMau24]

lol...

I'll add to it....


"I've never seen a ball hit like the _______. The back-end is amazing. Right when I took it out of the box I shot a (insert score over 270 here), (insert score over 250 here), (insert 300 game here). Trust me, the _______ will take your game to heights you've never imagined. The ______ will definitely be in my bag this season. ______ really hit it on the head when they made this ball!!"

[martinezsam2495]

I wonder if they do this for pure enjoyment, or gain something from it.

[Hot_pocket]

lol its so true though.

[striker12]

nice bowl1820 and jason keep up the good work your doing great lol

[Tokes]

Lol that made my day. The insincerity of those reviews. Its like wow thanks for the copy and paste of worthlessness.

[RoccoRock]

That's why I stopped reading reviews. It's all cookie cutter BS. This is the greatest ball ever, hits hard, keeps the pins low. Blah blah blah. Apparently, it doesnt matter what ball you buy, or who makes it, every ball is the best ball on the market.

[striker12]

you sead it rocco it just depends on how you throw it thats why i have all kindds of brands shows i dont care witch one i throw i will throw them all(well mainly the bigger brands)

[GeorgiaStroker]

Lol. It's like they are saying "that ball I recommended last year is pure crap. This ball is the one you want. Buy 2 or 3 today."

[serial bowl]

I thought your suppose to buy a ball based on the way they smell!

[Ball99999]

"This ball is great on freshly laid heavy oil......."

later in review

"this ball is great on dry lanes"..


I wish I could read reviews that told me something.

[Hampe]

I've been thinking about that the last few reviews I read from Bowlingball.com. They always sound exactly the same.

Although, to be fair, there really is only so much you can say about a bowling ball, and there really isnt a huge difference between all the pro performance balls out there. They all read the lane well, they all transition well through the heads, and they all drive through the pin deck and destroy the pins.

[panbanger]

Then at the end of the review you see a 3:00 video of somebody throwing a perfect strike 20 times in a row while an awful "modern" rock song plays. :cool:

[Tokes]

Then at the end of the review you see a 3:00 video of somebody throwing a perfect strike 20 times in a row while an awful "modern" rock song plays. :cool:

Lol I saw one of those videos right after reading this and couldn't stop laughing cause its so true.

[floridanative772]

I do agree the reviews are pretty generic. I do like watchinng the videos even if they are all strikes. They do at show how the ball reacts. I enjoy bowlingball.come videos actually. They usually use 3 diff style howlers with each ball.