Comedy

[Keithalw]

Ok I am big stand up comic and comedy fan altogether so in this thread tell us your favorite joke or tell us some of your favorite stand up comedians

[itstyler]

Gabriel Iglesias will make me laugh all day. It is just amazing the way he can make sound effects like it is nothing!

[Keithalw]

Ralphie May is awesome i have a tons i like but i been watching a lot of him lately

[itstyler]

HA they both are big comedians

[Keithalw]

lol u mean fluffy haha

[Keithalw]

Cant forget the queen of mean Lisa Lampanelli

[itstyler]

Would you call a woman fluffy? haha

[Keithalw]

im not stupid lol

[kurowah]

Louis C.K. and Jo Koy have to be a few of my favorites.

[Keithalw]

I do not think I seen louis ck but jo koy was funny. I also like alex reymundo

[AngeloPD]

Kevin Hart is one in my list

[panbanger]

Saw Steven Wright in Vegas a few years back, he's amazing. Seeing Louis CK next month.

[kurowah]

Wow, it would be great to see Louis CK. How much does a ticket to his show run??

Anyone seen this clip by Jim Gaffigan on bowling? I had posted this on another thread but got no love, so I'll post it here for you guys. :p

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fm7QPA9zY

[AngeloPD]

i forgot to mention Tosh.0, pretty funny comedian

[Keithalw]

tosh is hilarious

[Fatal]

Tosh is okay, even though he's a flamer. Katt Williams is hilarious! Prolly my favorite.

[Keithalw]

Some of my favs is Ralphie May, Red Fox, richard pryor, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, lisa lampenelli. Hell my list would be big if i keep naming lol

[CrimsonEncounter]

lol u mean fluffy haha

Why yes...yes you are...

[The Mayor]

Louis C.K. is my all-time favorite. Also love Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, Patton Oswalt, Louis Black..

[CrimsonEncounter]

I've always been a fan of stand up. I like a lot of the greats, Pryor, Williams, Cosby, Gallagher, Foxworthy. Lately, I've come to like Amy Shumer, Katt Williams (even though Comedy Central always plays his stuff), Louis CK, Gabriel and Ralphie are great too. I really miss Headberg though.

[Keithalw]

bill engvall is awesome

[panbanger]

[QUOTE=kurowah;54579]Wow, it would be great to see Louis CK. How much does a ticket to his show run??
QUOTE]

45 bucks each ticket, right around there. He sold tickets himself for this show, to avoid tickemaster charges and scalpers. I got them the first day they went on sale though, they sold out pretty quick.

[Demoman]

I like the old dennis Leary stand up

[kurowah]

[QUOTE=kurowah;54579]Wow, it would be great to see Louis CK. How much does a ticket to his show run??
QUOTE]

45 bucks each ticket, right around there. He sold tickets himself for this show, to avoid tickemaster charges and scalpers. I got them the first day they went on sale though, they sold out pretty quick.

Not bad. Not bad. I doubt he'll ever come to Hawai'i though. :p

I haven't heard of many of the names you guys listed. Anyone a fan of Demetri Martin?

[Keithalw]

never heard of demetri martin ill look em up

[CrimsonEncounter]

never heard of demetri martin ill look em up



He's interesting, kinda musical, kinda prop, kinda punny

[kurowah]

I love how he does his shows..his silly songs and drawings

[hehateme]

Dave Chappelle will always be my favorite, Daniel Tosh is hilarious, and Jay Mohr is also a really funny dude. I've seen Pablo Francisco live, and he's pretty damn good too.

-Chris

[bayedup84]

dan cook, larry the cable guy

[GeoLes]

How about the guy on Safari in Africa. He spots a young bull elephant standing with one leg in the air.
He figures the elephant is injured and cautiously approaches.
He sees that the elephant has large wooden splinter in his foot.
Carefully, he removes his knife and gingerly removes the splinter.

The elephant steps forward and places the foot on the ground, tries weight on the foot.
Fearfull that he would be crushed by this wild aminal, he steps back but the elphant step forward and looks the guy in the eye with a wierd look.
Then the gives a loud trump, turns and walks away.

20 years later the man has taken his 11-year old son to the zoo.
As they pass the elephant cage, He notices the elephant looks familiar.
Could it be the same elephant?
As he and his son come closer tothe cage, the elephant come to the edge of the cage, raises his foot and looks at the guy with that same wierd look.
It is the same elephant!!!
Excited, the guy climbs the fence and into the cage.

As he approaches the elephant, it is clear this is the same Bull Elephant.
They stare into each other's eyes.
The elephant gently wraps his trunk around the guy and
Slams him against the fence in rage.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

[GeoLes]

Larry lost his parents, when they died of exposure


While on a date



In a convertible car


At a drive-in theatre


During the viewing of a movie


Called "Closed For The Season."

[backahead]

I guess all these spam posts have one redeeming quality, bringing subjects back to the top. Though it'd be nice if say 5-10 of us were able to mark it as SPAM and have it removed immediately.

Back to the topic, Eddie Murphy. The two greatest standup specials ever were Delirious and Raw. Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby are close but Eddie's were the best.

[Keithalw]

Raw was awesome