bill was right again

[noeymc]

Hi,

Thanks for your question from the Hammer website. This is the safest way to remove the oil from your ball at home. Thank you for your support of our brand!

"Nothing Hits Like a Hammer"

Jesse James

Technical Adviser

jjames@hammerbowling.com

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From: Curious Bowler [curious_bowler@ebonite.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 08, 2012 2:35 PM
To: Jesse James
Subject: Hammer's "Ask a Pro Form" Submission

I have a question for you! Here we go:
Entry Date: 2012-11-05 10:35 PM

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Question: giving your bowling ball a bath with hot water and dawn good or bad idea i've been told its one of the safest ways to do it ps love your bowling balls!

[Brother_jd]

this bill guy seems to be right a lot of the time. That is probably not coincedence.

[75lockwood]

:D the all knowing bill! i wonder what they will say if you ask about baking it at 170f lol

[noeymc]

=O they would prob tell me that my warranty just expired lol

and your crazy bill's just lucky lol

[billf]

170 didn't sound that high at the time. At least I put them in while it was pre-heating so it was a gradual climb in temperature :D

[noeymc]

lol nice

[75lockwood]

170 didn't sound that high at the time. At least I put them in while it was pre-heating so it was a gradual climb in temperature :D

Haha i know, but i couldn't resist :D

[Brother_jd]

i tried this the other day with an old ball of mine. It was in the over at 170 for almost an hour. No oil came out of it.

[noeymc]

was it brand new? lol

[Brother_jd]

no it wasnt and it has had plenty of games on it.

[billf]

That's surprising. How long had that ball been out of use?

[75lockwood]

i tried this the other day with an old ball of mine. It was in the over at 170 for almost an hour. No oil came out of it.

i can totally come up with a conspiracy to explain this!

you see there are these elf's, they can't synthesize oil for there bowling lanes so every night when you are asleep they come to your house and suck the oil out of that ball!

[noeymc]

i think your on to something there damn elfs

[Brother_jd]

I HAVENT Used it in about a month.

[75lockwood]

I HAVENT Used it in about a month.

sitting there all that time made it an easy target for the elf's!

[Mike White]

I can confirm the elf phenomenon, The HRR I won has been sitting unused since August, and I just checked, it's completely void of oil.

It's also void of finger holes. But that is a situation I am about to rectify.

[75lockwood]

I can confirm the elf phenomenon, The HRR I won has been sitting unused since August, and I just checked, it's completely void of oil.

It's also void of finger holes. But that is a situation I am about to rectify.

haha, those elfs! stealing oil from a undrilled ball!

when you get it drilled be sure to take a nice long video of it in action :cool:

[MICHAEL]

i tried this the other day with an old ball of mine. It was in the over at 170 for almost an hour. No oil came out of it.

Wow, sounds like dry lanes,,,, lol!!! Maybe time to find another place to bowl!! (:)

[MICHAEL]

i tried this the other day with an old ball of mine. It was in the over at 170 for almost an hour. No oil came out of it.


i think your on to something there damn elfs


HOOOOO, ho ,,, ho!! Well I am Santa, and I must say my elfs are WAY TO busy, engaged in making bowling balls and equipment for Christmas to run around stealing oil from bowling balls! Just wanted to set the record straight!! MY ELFS DON'T STEAL OIL!! HO,,,, ho HOOO!! You be good boys and girls, and Santa will be by YOUR house this Christmas,,, ( UNLESS your a Jahova))..... HO>>> ho..hO!!

http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg546/imagine686868/santaatdoor.jpg

[75lockwood]

HOOOOO, ho ,,, ho!! Well I am Santa, and I must say my elfs are WAY TO busy, engaged in making bowling balls and equipment for Christmas to run around stealing oil from bowling balls! Just wanted to set the record straight!! MY ELFS DON'T STEAL OIL!! HO,,,, ho HOOO!! You be good boys and girls, and Santa will be by YOUR house this Christmas,,, ( UNLESS your a Jahova))..... HO>>> ho..hO!!

http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg546/imagine686868/santaatdoor.jpg

Lol!

not santa's elfs, elfs of the city variety, they are much smaller and can get into your house via pluming!

beware everyone! beware!!!

[J Anderson]

Everyone knows the farther north you go the nicer the the locals are. That's why we in the states like Canadians so much;)

[75lockwood]

Everyone knows the farther north you go the nicer the the locals are. That's why we in the states like Canadians so much;)

Aww john, your making me blush. care for a coffee and maple timbit? LOL

[noeymc]

wow i could not stop laughing wow and lies its south north people r rude

[75lockwood]

wow i could not stop laughing wow and lies its south north people r rude

I'm sorry, how many Americans can you punch in the face just to have them apologize and offer you a doughnut? LOL

[noeymc]

i am being very honest here when i was down in NC stationed there everyone in the city was very polit please thank you your welcome they all had manners came back home to ohio and went to get the food and the girl didnt even say your welcome so i fliped out on her and went home =D

[75lockwood]

well thats cus you didn't leave America, every country has pockets of nice, but Canada as a whole is very friendly :D

[noeymc]

yeah cuz everyone is treated equal =D and everyone shares there healthcare =D so the government takes care of people up there if i am wrong please tell me off to bowl

[billf]

Michael and Striker....FYI when you are typing a reply, that red line does not mean you made a good point. That is your spell checker telling you something is wrong. Mike is proof that they had hooked on phonics in the early 50's. I don't like to pick on old iron workers BUT when it's made this easy how can you always pass it up? I like both guys and sometimes even read their posts (just kidding).

[75lockwood]

Michael and Striker....FYI when you are typing a reply, that red line does not mean you made a good point. That is your spell checker telling you something is wrong. Mike is proof that they had hooked on phonics in the early 50's. I don't like to pick on old iron workers BUT when it's made this easy how can you always pass it up? I like both guys and sometimes even read their posts (just kidding).

O bill, reading your posts always seems to cheer me up :D

[Brother_jd]

The lanes i bowl on are nowhere near dry.

[billf]

Did you use the dish soap? I know that sounds silly to ask but I'm kind of at a loss. Even after only one series I can get oil off my balls. Bowling balls, you perv.