View Full Version : Funny team names
GoodGorilla
12-24-2012, 08:10 AM
Do you have a funny team name or can think of one? I thought of one this morning which had no inspiration, team hookers.
americantrotter
12-24-2012, 09:20 AM
Too legit to split. That's one team name we use.
J Anderson
12-24-2012, 11:10 AM
Seriously?
No, I mean "Seriously?" is the name of the team.
ArtVandelay
12-24-2012, 11:40 AM
hahahahahaha. Great thread! We always try to come up with a funny team name for our league.
Our first team name was, "Off in a Corner." Reason being, we just wanted the other team to slip up if they beat us and say, "We beat Off in a Corner!" We weren't that good...
We are currently, "Bowl Job," but we have also been, "Bowl Me," and "Bowl Movement (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bowel+movement?s=t)," (we were pretty crappy that year...) in the past. Figure those ones out for yourselves... hahahahaha.
One of my favorites was "Serenity Now!" after a Seinfeld episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZvY_LXJco
We were also Cobra Kai from the Karate Kid, once. That one was greatness! We even bought these shirts (check out the motto on the back). (http://www.80stees.com/products/Cobra_Kai_Karate_Kid_t-shirt.asp) That year, we made many references to sweeping the knee, sense, and dojo's. hahahaha. It was fun.
One name we've had in our back pocket for a while, but have never had the guts to actually use is, "The Third Strike." We ESPECIALLY don't have the guts to change the spelling to, "The Third Streich." That one... We might be getting way too offensive there. Bowl Job was kind of pushing it, we get some looks from time to time. But that's how our team likes it. We just want to have a good time, have some good laughs, and push the envelope a bit. The fact we're currently in first means nothing, really. It's more than likely just a product of us trying to beer frame eachother every chance we get!
striker12
12-24-2012, 11:51 AM
the team name i had in the summer league last summer was 'gutter balls'
75lockwood
12-24-2012, 12:06 PM
The team i joined in my friday night league is called I Like Tortles
Saturday morning league is Team Ben (both me and my partner are named Ben lol)
Zothen
12-24-2012, 01:19 PM
Team names i've seen:
10 in the pit,Splitsville,Not another 10 pin,3 men & a woman,Bowler Boyz,Down n Dirty,Lucky 7's,MP3,Sand Baggin Time,Slip Sliden Away,Don't **** my Strike,Fellatio & Foot Fetis,F the 10 Pin.
Zothen
MisterSinister
12-24-2012, 02:30 PM
I though of a few: Oh Split, Split our pants, Dirty Hookers, Get your balls out, 4 ball bags, Rolling in the gutter, Pins in the butt, Turkey Daze. I'll think of a few more.
Perrin
12-24-2012, 11:32 PM
Few years ago I was in a co-Ed league. Me and three ladies. Team name.... Jack's racks
billf
12-24-2012, 11:38 PM
We have a team in my Saturday league called Lucky Phucks. They are in last place so it doesn't seem they are too lucky.
Rdmonster
12-25-2012, 12:44 AM
My current team is "the dirty rats"
kev3inp
12-25-2012, 12:29 PM
We've been a few over the years. When most of the team worked at Target we were "Off Target." We've been "Better Lucky Than Good," "Norfolk and Way," and "Off Tonight" among others.
kev3inp
12-25-2012, 12:30 PM
Almost forgot: "No F In Strikes"
GoodGorilla
12-26-2012, 10:33 AM
A bit subjective but, Smokin Bowlas.
scottymoney
12-26-2012, 10:40 AM
Played in a dart tournament with my cousin and our team name was "Better at Golf". That one doesn't work with Bowling as we both are definitely better bowlers than golfers.
SnipingWaste
12-26-2012, 06:44 PM
The team Im on it Sofa King Bad. (So ****ing Bad)
SmilingBowler
02-14-2013, 03:21 AM
Last year it was a husband and wife, a buddy and I... our team name was "Pebbles Bam Bams" (my buddy and I have been doing a fist bump "BAM" after strikes before the Obamas were in the White House).
This year, my buddy and I are teamed up with two sisters. Our team name is "Babes and Balls" (its funny because the sisters are both Grandmoms, about 30 years older than us).
I suck at bowling
02-14-2013, 08:27 AM
The Spare Tires is my teams name.
GeoLes
02-14-2013, 11:30 AM
We are "The Marks Bros". There are 4 of us, one is Groucho, One is Chico, One is Harpo, and I am Zippo
Oh, that's a lighter.
ChrisB
02-14-2013, 01:12 PM
I remember seing one called OSIMA.Meaning Oh Sh** I Missed Again
e-tank
02-14-2013, 01:18 PM
the grip sacks
noeymc
02-14-2013, 02:07 PM
i voted team awesome they said no so we are makeing x's :(
barcar
02-14-2013, 09:39 PM
My team goes by L. O. F. T. lack of f'ing talent
DrOcktagon
02-15-2013, 11:45 PM
My favorite team name has always been "Know Your Roll". A team I was on a while back used that name and actually won the league.
I thought of a couple the other day that I think are pretty brilliant, but only if you are a gamer, particularly one who plays Skyrim; "I Stole Your Sweet Roll" and "The Sweet Rollers". If you've played any Elder Scrolls games, you should get the reference.
e-tank
02-16-2013, 04:06 AM
My favorite team name has always been "Know Your Roll". A team I was on a while back used that name and actually won the league.
I thought of a couple the other day that I think are pretty brilliant, but only if you are a gamer, particularly one who plays Skyrim; "I Stole Your Sweet Roll" and "The Sweet Rollers". If you've played any Elder Scrolls games, you should get the reference.
Arrow to the knee
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