swingset
01-10-2013, 09:42 AM
They make cool balls with nifty names. Cool colors, what's not to like? They have a cool motto too...
"Damn good bowling".
Says so on the sticker they sent me with my ball. Sounds kinda badass, if you don't think about it too hard. Problem with that motto? Damn is a command, not an adjective. It should be "damned good bowling", but the way they have it written it sounds like I'm supposed to damn good bowling...which would only make sense if their balls were designed to take good bowling, and make it bad.
So, from here on out I damn good bowling. I will not be doing it anymore. In fact, damn pretty girls and fast cars too. Damn good music and damn cold beer. Damn grammar too!
http://gifs.gifbin.com/reverse-1237466868_wrestle.gif
"Damn good bowling".
Says so on the sticker they sent me with my ball. Sounds kinda badass, if you don't think about it too hard. Problem with that motto? Damn is a command, not an adjective. It should be "damned good bowling", but the way they have it written it sounds like I'm supposed to damn good bowling...which would only make sense if their balls were designed to take good bowling, and make it bad.
So, from here on out I damn good bowling. I will not be doing it anymore. In fact, damn pretty girls and fast cars too. Damn good music and damn cold beer. Damn grammar too!
http://gifs.gifbin.com/reverse-1237466868_wrestle.gif