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ArtVandelay
12-14-2008, 01:14 PM
Vandelay Industries, makers of a popular line of posts, soap, and embarrassing personal hygiene products. have announced large-scale layoffs in their bowling ball buying, pants-wearing, and shower-taking divisions. A spokesman indicated that while the company's cynicism, strange odor, and ball maintenance arms were performing above expectations, they anticipated some cutbacks in the bowling department in order to bolster the eating regularly department's performance.

The legal department, owned and operated by Vandelay Industries, Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe, wiill remain largely unchanged for the time, but changes are anticipated and talks of a possible sale of the company have emerged.

The KingPin
12-18-2008, 07:03 PM
Vandelay Industries, makers of a popular line of posts, soap, and embarrassing personal hygiene products. have announced large-scale layoffs in their bowling ball buying, pants-wearing, and shower-taking divisions. A spokesman indicated that while the company's cynicism, strange odor, and ball maintenance arms were performing above expectations, they anticipated some cutbacks in the bowling department in order to bolster the eating regularly department's performance.

The legal department, owned and operated by Vandelay Industries, Dewey, Cheathem, and Howe, wiill remain largely unchanged for the time, but changes are anticipated and talks of a possible sale of the company have emerged.


What is this starting Bid?

ArtVandelay
12-18-2008, 10:50 PM
What is this starting Bid?

On hundred, MILLION, dollars! bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha