Aslan
09-14-2013, 11:30 PM
I don't know what to do tonight.
I have no life or prospects with women (long story...thats what she said)...so the "typical" Saturday night involving dancing and fun and alcohol and culminating in love making and other such topics that the mere mention of would make Iceman jump in here and curse me for the social deviant that I am.
So...I already looked at internet porn...so that option is out. Get the obvious one out of the way. :rolleyes:
I don't really feel like playing online poker, a video game, or other internet game.
So...fast forward to spare bowlingboards the empathetic pain of Aslan's dismal social life....I was thinking either debochery, bowling, or I guess I could "try" to maybe contact a female friend...take a shower, spiffy up...go dancing or something. :confused:
Ughhh...I miss college. Or...being under the age of 11. When I was under the age of 11...I was never bored. Toys, toys, toys...could always think of some cool thing to play with. And college...always "something" to do and "someone" to do it with. And homework...if all else fails.
But now...ya either gotta try to go to some bar or club...face 49-1 odds against that it's going to end with anything other than spending $35-$40 on drinks and feeling rejected. Or, you can go the debauchery route...but then there's moral concerns...and potential STDs. OR...you could go BOWLING!! But it's friggin Saturday and that means it's $28/hour and I gotta bowl in the dark next to 19 year old girls wearing outfits that back in my day would have gotten them sent home from school...and it's dark and loud cosmic nonsense. :mad:
Don't worry my followers...once I decide how to spend my Saturday...I WILL update you!! (Unless it's debauchery...because of site parental guidance ratings, Iceman's delicate sensibilities, and "potential" legal incrimination) :confused:
I have no life or prospects with women (long story...thats what she said)...so the "typical" Saturday night involving dancing and fun and alcohol and culminating in love making and other such topics that the mere mention of would make Iceman jump in here and curse me for the social deviant that I am.
So...I already looked at internet porn...so that option is out. Get the obvious one out of the way. :rolleyes:
I don't really feel like playing online poker, a video game, or other internet game.
So...fast forward to spare bowlingboards the empathetic pain of Aslan's dismal social life....I was thinking either debochery, bowling, or I guess I could "try" to maybe contact a female friend...take a shower, spiffy up...go dancing or something. :confused:
Ughhh...I miss college. Or...being under the age of 11. When I was under the age of 11...I was never bored. Toys, toys, toys...could always think of some cool thing to play with. And college...always "something" to do and "someone" to do it with. And homework...if all else fails.
But now...ya either gotta try to go to some bar or club...face 49-1 odds against that it's going to end with anything other than spending $35-$40 on drinks and feeling rejected. Or, you can go the debauchery route...but then there's moral concerns...and potential STDs. OR...you could go BOWLING!! But it's friggin Saturday and that means it's $28/hour and I gotta bowl in the dark next to 19 year old girls wearing outfits that back in my day would have gotten them sent home from school...and it's dark and loud cosmic nonsense. :mad:
Don't worry my followers...once I decide how to spend my Saturday...I WILL update you!! (Unless it's debauchery...because of site parental guidance ratings, Iceman's delicate sensibilities, and "potential" legal incrimination) :confused: