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Aslan
06-23-2014, 08:58 PM
So I get to my seminar in Cleveland Sunday night and decide instead of working out in the little exercise room; I'd go find a downtown Cleveland bowling alley and work on a couple things with a house ball. Take a nice mile walk there and mile walk back...get my exercise that way.

So I go on the internet, find a couple places, one of which looked too "hoity toity" and the other one looked like a more down to Earth place..so I walked to the 2nd one.

Quickly into the trip...I noticed some things:
1) I was one of only about 2-3 people walking around.
2) Next to Detroit...Cleveland is a **** hole.
3) Like Detroit, it was sort of nice within 1 block of the sports stadiums...then quickly turned horrible!
4) Like Detroit...there really weren't many businesses that looked like they were ever really open....just storfronts with gates and closed signs and some broken windows...NOT really a big shopping "centre" per se.
5) Like Detroit...it had a major university amidst what appeared to my a warzone. I mean, Wayne State is in the middle of just a horrible area. Cleveland State; same thing.

So, I walk...and walk...and walk. At one point, I saw one (of 4 people total) and he ducked into a doorway, popped his head out to look at me...then ducked back into the doorway. He was young and african American...and I was worried if I crossed the street...he'd think I was racist. So, against my better judgement...I continued to walk past the doorway...about 20% sure I was about to get jumped.

I didn't. He wasn't there and had went inside the apartment or whatever it was. Phew. So, I continued to walk. Lots of chain link fences with razor wire...broken glass bottles...pretty much telltale signs that you're in a ghetto of some kind. Finally, made the turn up the street toward an old skool sign that said, "BOWLING". I was worried I might have to call a cab to go home...because this trip was scary enough at dusk...much less after dark. As I get to the alley, I go to go in...and the door was locked. It looked like it probably closed down a year or so ago. : (

So...I took a slightly less scary route back through the college area and theatre district...and made it safely back to my hotel.

See folks...THAT is the measure of my commitment to BOWLING. Also, my commitment to not work out. So before you whine like little girly girls about how your assigned VBT center is in an area with a lot of traffic...or kinda shady area...remember this story...of a dorky white guy...wandering the ghetto...fearing that he'd be mugged for the $8 he had in his pocket...maybe kidnapped and sold into sex slavery...I wish...or maybe just thrown off an overpass in some gang initiation....ALL...to go bowling.

True story.

rv driver
06-23-2014, 09:11 PM
I'll take my upscale center any day. 8 miles from my front door, well-lighted, in a busy business area, well-maintained with good parking lot. Soccer moms take their kids there. At my age, I'm done with "sketchy."

Amyers
06-23-2014, 10:26 PM
I know you are from CA but did you really think a 1 mile walk through downtown Cleveland was a good idea?

mc_runner
06-23-2014, 10:28 PM
Every city has its bad areas. If you don't know the city and are just going shortest route... you are playing with fire :P

RobLV1
06-23-2014, 10:48 PM
Aslan: You made my day! I lived on the outskirts of Cleveland for about 2 years from 1991 to 1993 and there are some truly scary areas in that city. Just get home safely, and forget about bowling for the time being.

Mike White
06-23-2014, 11:04 PM
See folks...THAT is the measure of my commitment to BOWLING. Also, my commitment to not work out. So before you whine like little girly girls about how your assigned VBT center is in an area with a lot of traffic...or kinda shady area...remember this story...of a dorky white guy...wandering the ghetto...fearing that he'd be mugged for the $8 he had in his pocket...maybe kidnapped and sold into sex slavery...I wish...or maybe just thrown off an overpass in some gang initiation....ALL...to go bowling.

At what point did you think you should have called ahead to find out their hours.

Oh BTW Del Rosa had a shooting in the parking lot last month.

MICHAEL
06-24-2014, 12:13 AM
a will???? If not please go to Office Max and get a will packet! Very cheap, and easy to fill out! Put me down for your balls!! Let me be more specific,,,lol,,, the balls in your closet... You know that doesn't even sound right!! NEVER MIND!! Keep your balls! (:)

Maybe the reason you are DANCING with DANGER, ,,, ,, It's because you have balls....... lots of balls!!

in your closet! (:) Bring them OUT OF THE CLOSET,,,, this is 2014.... :rolleyes:

Amyers
06-24-2014, 12:38 AM
a will???? If not please go to Office Max and get a will packet! Very cheap, and easy to fill out! Put me down for your balls!! Let me be more specific,,,lol,,, the balls in your closet... You know that doesn't even sound right!! NEVER MIND!! Keep your balls! (:)

Maybe the reason you are DANCING with DANGER, ,,, ,, It's because you have balls....... lots of balls!!

in your closet! (:) Bring them OUT OF THE CLOSET,,,, this is 2014.... :rolleyes:

Oh man so many directions to go with this one. No to easy of a target.

MICHAEL
06-24-2014, 12:49 AM
oh man so many directions to go with this one. No to easy of a target.



yep!!!!! Lol,,,,

thanks for sharing Asla...... a good read.

rv driver
06-24-2014, 08:21 AM
The last two lines reek of something overheard at "Skippy Spank's Boom Boom Room."

zdawg
06-25-2014, 08:39 PM
Every city has its bad areas. If you don't know the city and are just going shortest route... you are playing with fire :P

That's good advice. I was born in Miami and have visited often throughout the years, grew up in DC, lived in NYC, and now live in downtown San Diego (at least for the moment). In all my experiences, every single city has shady areas where its best not to venture into if you're not familiar, and even if you are familiar its often best to avoid those spots.

rv driver
06-26-2014, 10:52 AM
That's good advice. I was born in Miami and have visited often throughout the years, grew up in DC, lived in NYC, and now live in downtown San Diego (at least for the moment). In all my experiences, every single city has shady areas where its best not to venture into if you're not familiar, and even if you are familiar its often best to avoid those spots.
Most smaller cities have those kinds of places, too. It ain't just the metropolitan behemoths.

zdawg
06-26-2014, 04:18 PM
Most smaller cities have those kinds of places, too. It ain't just the metropolitan behemoths.

True

rv driver
06-26-2014, 08:13 PM
True
More of a "mom-and-pop" slum area, as opposed to the "big-box" slum areas we see in NY, StL, Detroit, etc.

Aslan
06-27-2014, 04:13 AM
Aslan: You made my day! I lived on the outskirts of Cleveland for about 2 years from 1991 to 1993 and there are some truly scary areas in that city. Just get home safely, and forget about bowling for the time being.

CLeveland is like Detroit. If you're around the sports stadiums and theatre district…it seems like a safe, progressive, thriving city. The problem is, when there's no game going on or you stray literally ONE block from that area…it gets very scary VERY fast.

And yes, LA is kinda a "hole", but I don't really live near LA nor walk around LA (there's no reason to). I live closer to Anaheim, which for the most part is nicer.

And yes, Mike W…I realize a person got shot outside Del Rosa. A girl also got chopped up in Yorba Linda as part of some prostitution ring…yet I' walk around Yorba Linda at 3:30AM on any night and not think anything of it. Crime happens…everywhere. It's a reality. Normally I don't let it change the way I'm going to live my life. BUT…yes, when you find yourself in an area that looks like Lebanon…and it's deserted like a scene from a zombie apocalypse movie…hopefully we all have enough of a "spider sense" to go, "Ummm…this may not be where I want to walk around."

Should I have turned back? Probably. I guess I thought it would get better. If it were Detroit, which I know better…I'd have known it wasn't going to get any better. But being new to Cleveland…sometimes we kinda keep walking…trying to be optimistic.

rv driver
06-27-2014, 09:31 AM
I got lost in Chicago once. Thank God it was in Winnetka instead of the South Side...

Aslan
06-27-2014, 01:43 PM
I got lost in Chicago once. Thank God it was in Winnetka instead of the South Side...

I got lost in Amsterdamn once. I was trying to get to a casino on the edge of the city but misinterpreted the map and ended up going in the wrong direction. Fortunately, it's a fairly nice city to get lost in.

rv driver
06-27-2014, 04:11 PM
I got lost in Amsterdamn once. I was trying to get to a casino on the edge of the city but misinterpreted the map and ended up going in the wrong direction. Fortunately, it's a fairly nice city to get lost in.
I got lost on the River Walk in San Antonio when I was fourteen. But I had fun doing it.