Favorite Movie Quotes

[Bunny]

Post them here!


It's Mer-Man! -Zoolander

[Shaneshu87]

in other news the human torch was denied a bank loan

[MICHAEL]

A Strong Smart Woman with a Starship Behind Her!! Every time Janeway said this,,, it sent goose bumps up and down Iceman's back!!

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[rv driver]

"WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing,' will echo in your perfect ears." -- Westley (Princess Bride)

[tccstudent]

You can do it! Cut his @#*@#*@# head off

[Bunny]

Calmer than you are. -Walter Sobchak

[Bunny]

Just go Man. -Lloyd Christmas

[rv driver]

Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[rv driver]

Well, if it isn't our old mangy, transient grandfather. -- Ranger Bobby

[Aslan]

"Saturday Donnie is Shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on an oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing ROLL!! Shomer Shabbos."- Walter

[Bunny]

"Saturday Donnie is Shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on an oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing ROLL!! Shomer Shabbos."- Walter

This one gets used frequently around our house when a chore needs to be done!! :D

[Bunny]

I'm gonna be in here all night, Dude.

It's not dirty dancing, it's Salsa!

50!!!!

-Along Came Polly

[bdtrob300]

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're un-cool." - Lester Bangs (Almost Famous)

[bdtrob300]

Walter: And Lets not forget that keeping wild animals, uh amphibious rodents, uh, that ain't legal either...
Dude: What are you a $&%*ing park ranger now?! They're going to cut my d*$# off!

[rv driver]

"Aloha. Sorry about your brain. I had a accident too. Believe it or not, this my good eye." -- Ula, "50 First Dates"

[circlecity]

Ernie McCracken: You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

[circlecity]

From Hangover III

Alan: My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!

[rv driver]

"I'm happier n' a tornada in a trailer park!" -- Tow Mater, Cars

[tccstudent]

Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your button falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

Sadie, Knocked UP

[fortheloveofbowling]

When you buy a hat like this, i bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, but it looks good on you though! Al Czervik - Caddyshack. I like to use at the bowling center when i see a guy with a ugly looking ball: I bet you get a free bowl of soup when you buy a ball like that, huh? Oh, but it looks good in your bag! Feel free to use it guys! lol

[ALazySavage]

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. Cressy - Man on Fire

[Bunny]

"If it was easy, it would just be the way." -Roadtrip

[tccstudent]

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Marko: Good luck.

[rv driver]

Ann Lowell: "It must have been hard on your mother, not having any children." -- 42nd Street

[Bunny]

Walter: And Lets not forget that keeping wild animals, uh amphibious rodents, uh, that ain't legal either...
Dude: What are you a $&%*ing park ranger now?! They're going to cut my d*$# off!



"They were Nazis, Dude?"

"Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration!"

[rv driver]

Texas Ranger Bobby: "How much more of this?"
Lucy Bobby: "I don't know. How many more times are you gonna to toss me the radio in the bathtub?" -- Talladega Nights

[Shaneshu87]

i was in san diego all week last week and i kept calling it "San Diago..." and when we boarded the plane to leave i looked down from out ascending airplane and said, "You stay classy San Diego"

[rv driver]

i was in san diego all week last week and i kept calling it "San Diago..." and when we boarded the plane to leave i looked down from out ascending airplane and said, "You stay classy San Diego"
"Unique New York... unique New York."

[Blacksox1]

In the end, we get it all. Robert Deniro as Sam R. in Casino

[rv driver]

Listen -- strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical, aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Listen -- if I wen 'round, saying I was emperor, just because some moistened bunk had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! -- Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[rv driver]

I wanted to do some from This Is the End, but it's just too dirty for the forum... Funny as h.e. double toothpicks, though!

[rv driver]

"...My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. you ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang..." Brian Fantana -- Anchorman

[tccstudent]

I know you are but what am I. Bart simpson

[rv driver]

"Some truck's driver must've crap an entire cow in there, man. Good luck. I didn't want to give him the key, but I didn't trust my instincts. I saw my father shot. I never cry until today. I got robbed yesterday, and I know now, your job is the bad one." -- Convenience Store Clerk, Wild Hogs

[rv driver]

"I DON’T GIVE A GOOD GOOSE FART ON A MUGGY DAY..." -- Stu Copenhafer, New In Town

[Bunny]

"You don't throw away a whole life just because it's banged up a little."

-Seabiscuit

[GeoLes]

"Jake, Ellwood, Good to see you. How 'ya been? - You got my -blee-' in money? "


Don't forget. . . . "We're on a mission from God."

[GeoLes]

"Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, Young man" - Animal House

[rv driver]

"The love of my life, rolling down the bluff in a fiberglass ****house. It was very, very sad." -- Colonel Hawkins, Space Cowboys

[bdtrob300]

"...I've spent the last 3 years learning Finnish, which should come in handy here in VIRGINIA!" - Gust Avacados 'Charlie Wilsons War.'

[Bunny]

"Oh God! Dixie Lee Boxx, girl nut roaster!"

-Stud Cantrell from Long Gone

[rv driver]

"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great." -- Beldar Conehead, The Coneheads

[Lloyd6770]

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

[bdtrob300]

"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to hang out and meet loose women." - Jay, Dogma

[Bunny]

...what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.



LOL! I need to memorize this.

[MiggityMatt]

Here's a few from my favorite movie...

Col. Jessep:*Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

Kaffee:*Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Col. Jessep:*... I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and puke into your dead skull, you messed with the wrong marine!


Also, from another favorite...

Billy Sunday:*My name is Master Chief Billy Sunday. There was a preacher by the same name who cleaned up Chicago of all the trash that was making that place unfit for decent folks to live. The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I *am* God!

Carl Brashear:*Forgive me sir, but to me, the Navy isn't a business. It's an organization of people who represent the finest aspects of our nation. We have many traditions. In my career, I have encountered most of them. Some are good, some not so good. I would, however not be here today were it not for our greatest tradition of all.

Captain Hanks:*And what would that be, Chief Brashear?"

Carl Brashear:*" Honor, sir"

[MiggityMatt]

I do apologize, I just realized one of the Billy Sunday quotes may be offensive. I've tried to edit it but for some reason it won't allow me.

[Bunny]

Try right clicking on edit post then open

[MiggityMatt]

Thanks, Bunny.

[rv driver]

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER." -- Friar Tuck, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves