Fruit is it Healthy Really?

[MICHAEL]

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After you carve up your apple, put the knife at least 3 feet from the fruit, it could be dangerous to your health!

[MICHAEL]

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Even fruit needs love! the couple showed went bananas over each other at fist sight! As they removed their peelings, the feelings just grew!

It was great for a couple months, but last Iceman heard, the bananas split!!:rolleyes:

[Aslan]

Wait...are there supposed to be pictures??

This thread would make a lot more (or at least some) sense if there were pictures.

At work I'm restricted from seeing most visual content. Nazis.

[MICHAEL]

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How embarrassing it was to the tomato, to be caught RED handed with his hand in fertilizer box, He turn all Red even around his cauliflower. "That tomato is a fruit", said the angry vegies,,,, , standing in the entrance to the garden church.

[MICHAEL]

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This is no Yoke? Sunny Side Up flowers are rare in this part of the world, but in Oz, they are a main staple!!

[Mudpuppy]

Wow. New meds for Iceman? lol

[MICHAEL]

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Stick with me baby, I will take care of that beautiful out shell!

[MICHAEL]

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Fear can scramble the psyche! The caption is: "Who wants to volunteer next!!"

[MICHAEL]

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The life of a Brown-Noser,, can egg others on! Never stick your egg in places it doesn't belong! Just some good advise from Ice.
Mike White will notice they don't have noses,,, but guess what Mike,,, they are there, but very fricken small, and on a sub-atomic level.
Look real close and you will see them! If not just take my word for it, I would not yoke about something as serious as egg noses!

[MICHAEL]

The CIA and NSA are finding new ways to combat the BAD GUYS,,, YES they are sending Eggs to know terrorist!!
The CIA was Egged on to use this new secret weapon knowing it would put thousands of jobless hens back to work!!http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg546/imagine686868/eggsbattle_zpse3bb18b8.jpg (http://s1243.photobucket.com/user/imagine686868/media/eggsbattle_zpse3bb18b8.jpg.html)
BEWARE: some of these lethal Eggs have mistakenly been mixed in with the regular, safe ones, and distributed
thought-out the West Coast Area!

[MICHAEL]

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can you penguin it down???

[MICHAEL]

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I swear to GOD Mack,,,, I didn't know the Hot Dog was yours!!!

[YODA]

The CIA and NSA are finding new ways to combat the BAD GUYS,,, YES they are sending Eggs to know terrorist!!
The CIA was Egged on to use this new secret weapon knowing it would put thousands of jobless hens back to work!!http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg546/imagine686868/eggsbattle_zpse3bb18b8.jpg (http://s1243.photobucket.com/user/imagine686868/media/eggsbattle_zpse3bb18b8.jpg.html)
BEWARE: some of these lethal Eggs have mistakenly been mixed in with the regular, safe ones, and distributed
thought-out the West Coast Area!

LOL now that is funny!!!!! But I thought the thread was about fruits? Since when did Eggs become fruits lol :)

[YODA]

http://www.vuing.com/pictures/Scaryskullsculpturesmadefromfruitandvege_13F80/amazingcoolcrazysculpturesfruitvegetableskulls1_th umb.jpg

Skull mountain....:p

[MICHAEL]

LOL now that is funny!!!!! But I thought the thread was about fruits? Since when did Eggs become fruits lol :)

gald you liked it,,,, It started out fruit, then morphed, evolved into many strange things!! Many more to come... NOT my pictures, but comments are all ICEMAN! LOL

[YODA]

http://lesbrain.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/killtomato7.jpg

And dont forget the most famous killer fruits :)

[MICHAEL]

http://www.vuing.com/pictures/Scaryskullsculpturesmadefromfruitandvege_13F80/amazingcoolcrazysculpturesfruitvegetableskulls1_th umb.jpg

Skull mountain....:p

LOL,,, SWEET!!! made my mouth water!!!

[MICHAEL]

http://lesbrain.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/killtomato7.jpg

And dont forget the most famous killer fruits :)

was that the movie "killer Tomatoes??' ;)

[YODA]

was that the movie "killer Tomatoes??' ;)


Yeah lol... Attack of the Killer Tomoatoes... Honestly I have never watched the whole movie.

[MICHAEL]

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You can Kiss these eggs goodbye!!!

[MICHAEL]

which onion is home grown in California, while the other here in Plattsburg Missouri!!http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg546/imagine686868/laonion_zps0b447ee0.jpg (http://s1243.photobucket.com/user/imagine686868/media/laonion_zps0b447ee0.jpg.html)

[got_a_300]

which onion is home grown in California, while the other here in Plattsburg Missouri!!http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg546/imagine686868/laonion_zps0b447ee0.jpg (http://s1243.photobucket.com/user/imagine686868/media/laonion_zps0b447ee0.jpg.html)

Plattsburg onion is on the left with the flat top and the california onion
is on the right with the mop top. LOL!!!!

[Blacksox1]

which onion is home grown in California, while the other here in Plattsburg Missouri!!http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg546/imagine686868/laonion_zps0b447ee0.jpg (http://s1243.photobucket.com/user/imagine686868/media/laonion_zps0b447ee0.jpg.html)

Iceman's hair looks like the one on the right. I'm going with that.

[MICHAEL]

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a picture only a mummy would love.... HOT Dog,,, this picture gives Ice a great idea!!

[MICHAEL]

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[MICHAEL]

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Why you ask????

[MICHAEL]

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TIME to Split baby!!!

[MICHAEL]

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" I FRICKEN, JUST CAN'T BOWL,,, I practice, and PRACTICE!! It just leaves me with a SOUR taste in my ,,,,,, GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!

[MICHAEL]

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Please,,,, Please,,, I am not the mixing type... I am not yokeing about that!!! I thought this was a trip to the Bahamas, lots of Sun, Sunnyside up kind of stuff!!

[Mudpuppy]

I started a couple of weeks ago drinking a fruit and veggie smoothie for breakfast. Man it really helps. So much better than just a protein drink in the morning. Maybe I should mix some protein in and go full circle. I don't know. Today I added hemp seeds because they are omega 3 and omega 6 rich - supposed to be the perfect food.

[MICHAEL]

I started a couple of weeks ago drinking a fruit and veggie smoothie for breakfast. Man it really helps. So much better than just a protein drink in the morning. Maybe I should mix some protein in and go full circle. I don't know. Today I added hemp seeds because they are omega 3 and omega 6 rich - supposed to be the perfect food.

I am doing an Organic protein drink that Costco sells here in town! Also mix in organic hemp powder, along with organic eggs ( 2), and Organic fruit I purchase from Costco also,, a little ice, mixed with organic Rice Milk/Almond milk,,, and Walla!!!! Feel Like a MILLION BUCKS!!!

Check out at your local Costco Store the fantastic supply of Organic stuff! Beware of many fruits that are not ORGANIC,,, some have HEAVY pesticides!!

You on your health kick, me on mine,,, we will be invincible come June 13th!!

GOOD HEALTH is KEY in all sports, working out along with what you EAT/Drink is HUGE,,, Gigantic!!!

GO ORGANIC as much as possible!!

[Mudpuppy]

I am doing an Organic protein drink that Costco sells here in town! Also mix in organic hemp powder, along with organic eggs ( 2), and Organic fruit I purchase from Costco also,, a little ice, mixed with organic Rice Milk/Almond milk,,, and Walla!!!! Felll Like a MILLION BUCKS!!!

Check out at your local Costco Store the fantastic supply of Organic stuff! Beware of many fruits that are not ORGANIC,,, some have HEAVY pesticides!!

You on your health kick, me on mine,,, we will be invincible come June 13th!!

GOOD HEALTH is KEY in all sports, working out along with what you EAT/Drink is HUGE,,, Gigantic!!!

GO ORGANIC as much as possible!!

IceGod - stevia is my new friend for coffee, tea and if I need a little extra sweetness in a smoothie ;)

I am slowly working towards eating healthier and eliminating sugar and processed foods - that is the hard part. The working out is really the easy part for me. Now I am into week 3 and I am craving the burn. Feeling like a million bucks my biker brother. Will be ready to roll, on wood, in June and will not be afraid of no spiders. Let's do this.

[MICHAEL]

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[MICHAEL]

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Hey get back here!!! ,,, what you afraid of,,, don't run.... my banana has a full days dose of potassium, not to mention other minerals!! Haven't you heard,,, a banana a day keeps the apples away!!

1. High Blood Pressure

It is known that excessive salt intake and lack of potassium have a negative effect on blood pressure. It is important to have enough potassium in the blood, and bananas are rich in it. It is recommended to eat one banana each morning. This habit will help to maintain blood pressure at an optimal level.


Reasons to go Bananas!!



2. Depression

Tryptophan is found in bananas in the form of serotonin, which is considered the happiness hormone. Just one banana is enough to increase the level of this hormone. Increasing serotonin is so effective, that it can make you feel calm and happy within minutes.

3. Stress

Stress speeds up the metabolism which causes potassium levels to decline. Balance can be achieved by consuming banana because they contain a lot of potassium which can to normalize the heart’s action. Also, bananas help regulate the proper amount of water in the body.

4. Constipation

Bananas contain pectin, a dietetic fiber which speeds up digestion and stimulates the removal of toxins from the body. Besides that, bananas have probiotic properties and stimulate digestion, reduce flatulence and ease tension in the intestines caused by constipation.

5. PMS

Bananas are rich in vitamin B6, which has a positive effect on the level of glucose in the blood. Vitamin B also helps to relieve premenstrual symptoms. Bananas can reduce pain in the abdomen, help to regulate mood swings, and prevent water retention in the body

[MICHAEL]

too much candy can upset that little pun- ken's, tummy! Better late then ,,,,
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this one always was a sort of,,,,,,,,Pun-ken head, always was a sort of seedy-character!!

[MICHAEL]

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[MICHAEL]

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Like a moth drawn to a flame! They can't help themselves,,, its in their DNA!

[Blacksox1]

What are the red peppers thinking about the onions? Any deep thoughts?

[MICHAEL]

What are the red peppers thinking about the onions? Any deep thoughts?

If you look close,,, they are in the corner getting wasted on cheap cooking wine!!! Laughing their Askes off!!! One laughed so fricken hard
that he fell over on his side.

[MICHAEL]

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[MICHAEL]

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I think, with all due respect Ice, your doing it wrong! Don't inhale with your good eye!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57tK6aQS_H0&list=RD57tK6aQS_H0

[MICHAEL]

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[MICHAEL]

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Hole-ie macaroni what have I done, marinara sauce everywhere!

[MICHAEL]

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[Mudpuppy]

you should do a public access show Iceman

[Amyers]

Wow I'm looking forward to retirement less and less

[MICHAEL]

Wow I'm looking forward to retirement less and less

Wow,,, YOU WORK???? as many times as I see you on at all hours, I thought you were retired??? :rolleyes:
I doubt retirement for you will be much different, looks like you have a lot of SPARE time on your hands... LOL

[MICHAEL]

you should do a public access show Iceman

I would mud, if I knew what your typing about??? LOL

You want to be my manager??? LOL The Question is: Would the public be able to HANDLE it!!??? LOL

[Mudpuppy]

I would mud, if I knew what your typing about??? LOL

You want to be my manager??? LOL The Question is: Would the public be able to HANDLE it!!??? LOL

Yes I will be your manager. The show will be an absolute success. I think the title should be something simple that can easily be hashtagged on all forms of social media like:

THE GOD OF BOWLING ICEMAN'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LET YOUR KIDS GROW UP TO BE SURFERS, BE AFRAID OF BOWLING ON REAL WOOD, SPIDERS AND A GOOD OL' BOY OLD SCHOOL CHALLENGE IN THE GREATEST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP EVER IN THE HISTORY OF BOWLING AND WHY YOU SHOULD ENCOURAGE THEM TO BE BAD A$$ BIKERS WHO RIDE ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO SAVE THE FAIR MAIDENS AND DEFEAT THE DASTARDLY SURFER VILLAINS IN A MAN'S SPORT THAT WE CALL BOWLING SHOW

I have the technology and knowledge how to use it. You have the pure unadulterated talent. We could be the dynamic biker dude duo. We should just hope the universe doesn't turn itself inside out and tear itself apart ending all existence. It's a small risk to take for such greatness.

[MICHAEL]

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[MICHAEL]

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"I told him,,, I told him not to touch the stuff,,,he ,,,HE GOT ALL MIlKY-EYED, next thing I know he's on the table, looking up!!