Iceman need your help!!!

[MICHAEL]

Chiefs are playing on Thursday evening, at the same time I drive to Plattsburg to bowl on Wood! They do NOT ,,, NOT have cable, and will not have the Chiefs playing the Raiders at the lanes!! GRRRRRRR!!!!! double GRRRRRRR!!

My son has a huge home entertainment room with a HD projector tv , with a HUGE SCREEN! Crystal Clear imagine with surround sound the whole ball of wax!

He and I bowl together on that league.

Anyway he just called and said that he was not going to bowl, but rather watch the Chiefs that are, ( I believe 8-2) kick the Losing Oakland Raiders ask!!

I said ,,,, grrrrrr,,, I hate to miss bowing,,,,, let me think about it,,, he then said he would supply drinks and pizza,,, lots of pizza!!!

PIZZA??? Iceman loves Pizza,,, he really knows how to hit me below the belt!!!! ...... your thoughts.......

Should ICEMAN:

1. go bowl in plattburg on the beautiful wood lanes with the farm boys

or

2. Go eat lots of pizza, and watch the Chiefs kick the Raiders rear!!

Chiefs are tired now with Denver for first place!!

[circlecity]

Eh, miss bowling to watch the Raiders?? I might give you a pass if it was something important like the playoffs but the Raiders.. GO BOWL

[RobLV1]

While I'm not much of a football fan, even I know that the Raiders are about as bad as a football team can get. Go bowl and save them from humiliating themselves in front of one KC fan at least.

[J Anderson]

Do you want to just watch a game or compete in one?

The answer will tell us a lot about the true Iceman.

[MICHAEL]

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Football,,,,,,, or Bowling,,,,,,,,, Bowling,,,,, or Football.... I can't make up my mind!!!! I have one more day to
decide!!

Rob, I know that they should kick the Oakland's ask,,,,,, but to see it done on a HD, giant screen,,, would be COOL!!
Like watching a dirty movie, YOU KNOW the outcome, but still fun to watch!!!

Bowling is my main love in life, next to working out..... I can't seem to work this out in my cranium!!!

I will just go by how the votes turn out on this thread... I will put myself in your hands!

[vdubtx]

Go bowl. Game will be a bloodbath. Boring... Bowling will be way more fun. :cool:

[MICHAEL]

Go bowl. Game will be a bloodbath. Boring... Bowling will be way more fun. :cool:

I agree it should be a bloodbath,,, but that didn't keep the Roman's from going to the coliseum!! Some times Blood Baths are FUN to WATCH!!

Well so far it looks like bowing vs the bloodbath!

[zdawg]

This is why I would never bowl in a league that bowls Sunday, Monday, or Thursday. Like you Ice I played the game for many years, and am as diehard a fan of my team (not the Chargers although we kicked their butts a few weeks back :D) as I am of anything else - so I make sure I never have to face that decision :cool:

PS I would go with football, you only get 16 games/year plus potentially a few more depending upon how well they do in the postseason. Just remember how LONG and UNBEARABLE the NFL offseason compared with every other sport

[MICHAEL]

This is why I would never bowl in a league that bowls Sunday, Monday, or Thursday. Like you Ice I played the game for many years, and am as diehard a fan of my team (not the Chargers although we kicked their butts a few weeks back :D) as I am of anything else - so I make sure I never have to face that decision :cool:

PS I would go with football, you only get 16 games/year plus potentially a few more depending upon how well they do in the postseason. Just remember how LONG and UNBEARABLE the NFL offseason compared with every other sport

Wow,,, GOOD POINTS,,, your suggestion counts as 5 for watching the game! LOL Now I need to go back and check the count!! ;)

[YODA]

Wow,,, GOOD POINTS,,, your suggestion counts as 5 for watching the game! LOL Now I need to go back and check the count!! ;)

I would Bowl...... I stayed home to watch my Colts get whomped by the Patriots, when I could have went out with some buddies and played a few games.. I should have went bowling lol ;)

[jnv32185]

Being that bowling is the most important and best sport there is in the whole world I'd go bowling!

But that is just my opinion.

[bubba809]

When the Iceman begins to realize all NFL are fixed, then the Iceman will have a different outlook on watching the "games".




Iceman Go Bowling.

[circlecity]

Your not even going to the game, your just watching it on a TV. Big whoop.... go bowl.

[Aslan]

A) Plattsburg is stupid for not having cable

B) Bowling always trumps football unless you move (like me) and only get 1-3 chances to watch your team a year.

C) You have maybe 3 years left to bowl before your elderly body is forced to retire to lazy-boy chairs...might as well take advantage of it while it lasts.

[bubba809]

A) Plattsburg is stupid for not having cable

B) Bowling always trumps football unless you move (like me) and only get 1-3 chances to watch your team a year.

C) You have maybe 3 years left to bowl before your elderly body is forced to retire to lazy-boy chairs...might as well take advantage of it while it lasts.



Oh no.....you just said what everybody here has been thinking!!!

[Aslan]

Oh no.....you just said what everybody here has been thinking!!!

I do that.

[MICHAEL]

A) Plattsburg is stupid for not having cable

B) Bowling always trumps football unless you move (like me) and only get 1-3 chances to watch your team a year.

C) You have maybe 3 years left to bowl before your elderly body is forced to retire to lazy-boy chairs...might as well take advantage of it while it lasts.

A. Plattsburg is not stupid, all other bowling establishments that have Big screens all over the fricken place are! I don't go bowing to watch, soap opera's, like "As the Stomach Turn", or even sporting Events! ITS A HUGE DISTRACTION,,, what did Bowling GOD Ice, say about FOCUS!!!

B. You moved! You had choices,,, why CA?? Did it have anything to do with that Play-Boy!!! LOL LOL Get out before its TOO LATE!!

C. I think you forget that ICE is a god NOW!! Part HUMAN, and part GOD! I will be bowing the big games, way after you hit your first 700 series!
In Fact,,, now that I am a GOD, I am going to make you my project!!! You won't even know I am there!! But I will be at your side guiding
your spasm-ridden-bowling-body into enlightenment, and true good form,,,, and if that doesn't work, I will simple TOUCH you on your Fact filled
head, and give you THE GIFT! I might be a GOD, but I have not forgot the Birthday cake and Poster you gave unto me!!!

[Mudpuppy]

Here's some help - GO RAIDERS

[MICHAEL]

Here's some help - GO RAIDERS

WHAT!!!!! WHAT!!! ICEGOD will forgive you, just say 10 hail Mary's and 1 our Father!!! Make an act of contrition!! Don't eat meat for two weeks and you are forgiven!!


GO FRICKEN CHIEFS!
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[Mike White]

A. Plattsburg is not stupid, all other bowling establishments that have Big screens all over the fricken place are! I don't go bowing to watch, soap opera's, like "As the Stomach Turn", or even sporting Events! ITS A HUGE DISTRACTION,,, what did Bowling GOD Ice, say about FOCUS!!!

B. You moved! You had choices,,, why CA?? Did it have anything to do with that Play-Boy!!! LOL LOL Get out before its TOO LATE!!

C. I think you forget that ICE is a god NOW!! Part HUMAN, and part GOD! I will be bowing the big games, way after you hit your first 700 series!
In Fact,,, now that I am a GOD, I am going to make you my project!!! You won't even know I am there!! But I will be at your side guiding
your spasm-ridden-bowling-body into enlightenment, and true good form,,,, and if that doesn't work, I will simple TOUCH you on your Fact filled
head, and give you THE GIFT! I might be a GOD, but I have not forgot the Birthday cake and Poster you gave unto me!!!

Aslan says he has already shot a 680 series.

If that isn't proof the lanes are too easy, nothing ever will be.

[Mike White]

A) Plattsburg is stupid for not having cable

B) Bowling always trumps football unless you move (like me) and only get 1-3 chances to watch your team a year.

C) You have maybe 3 years left to bowl before your elderly body is forced to retire to lazy-boy chairs...might as well take advantage of it while it lasts.

Plattsburg is out in Farmville. They wouldn't even know how to operate cable.

Their head would explode with a choice of more than 5 channels.

[Mike White]

Chiefs are playing on Thursday evening, at the same time I drive to Plattsburg to bowl on Wood! They do NOT ,,, NOT have cable, and will not have the Chiefs playing the Raiders at the lanes!! GRRRRRRR!!!!! double GRRRRRRR!!

My son has a huge home entertainment room with a HD projector tv , with a HUGE SCREEN! Crystal Clear imagine with surround sound the whole ball of wax!

He and I bowl together on that league.

Anyway he just called and said that he was not going to bowl, but rather watch the Chiefs that are, ( I believe 8-2) kick the Losing Oakland Raiders ask!!

I said ,,,, grrrrrr,,, I hate to miss bowing,,,,, let me think about it,,, he then said he would supply drinks and pizza,,, lots of pizza!!!

PIZZA??? Iceman loves Pizza,,, he really knows how to hit me below the belt!!!! ...... your thoughts.......

Should ICEMAN:

1. go bowl in plattburg on the beautiful wood lanes with the farm boys

or

2. Go eat lots of pizza, and watch the Chiefs kick the Raiders rear!!

Chiefs are tired now with Denver for first place!!

A Projector and the large screen it produces isn't really good for watching a sporting event in a personal setting.

In a movie, they are careful to keep the action located in the center of the screen.

At sporting events the action moves around a lot more.

The distance your eyes have to move from left to right, can ultimately give you a headache.

My screen is about 12 feet wide, and I sit about 20 feet away. Great for movies, Bad for sports.

[shortstack]

[QUOTE=Aslan;119718]A) Plattsburg is stupid for not having cable

B) Bowling always trumps football unless you move (like me) and only get 1-3 chances to watch your team a year.

C) You have maybe 3 years left to bowl before your elderly body is forced to retire to lazy-boy chairs...might as well take advantage of it while it lasts.[/QU

ICEMAN: PLATTSBURG BOWL HAS CABLE!!

[shortstack]

REALLY???????!~ We may be in Farmville, but we're not "hicks". Heck, we do have running water and electricty! Shucks, we have more that 5 channels on our local stations. Iceman just needs to let you know he wants to spend time with his son instead of bowling. It's okay, we'll be watching the same game in Plattsburg just on a 42" screen instead a theater screen. The Plattsburg Proprietor!

[Mike White]

REALLY???????!~ We may be in Farmville, but we're not "hicks". Heck, we do have running water and electricty! Shucks, we have more that 5 channels on our local stations. Iceman just needs to let you know he wants to spend time with his son instead of bowling. It's okay, we'll be watching the same game in Plattsburg just on a 42" screen instead a theater screen. The Plattsburg Proprietor!

What I say about Plattsburg has no basis in reality.

It's just intended to get under Iceman's Skin.

[MICHAEL]

What I say about Plattsburg has no basis in reality.

It's just intended to get under Iceman's Skin.

ONE thing I know about Shortstack, is she makes GOOD ICECREAM!! YOU BETTER treat her right Mikeie!!!!
I know for sure, they don't have the Thursday Night Football!! I was told they don't have cable, or the cable
they have is very basic, and does not get the Thursday Night Game!!

If I wrong let me know shortstack!!LOL

I am really torn between watching the blood bath, and bowling the Wood!

Hey shortstack, remember I grew up in the country myself, didn't even have inside toilets for several years when I as a child in Kearney mo.
Yes the out house was about 30 yards form our basement home!! I am proud that I had a Country, hick up bring!! It make me who I am today!
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ICEGOD!!!

[MICHAEL]

[CENTER]Them there Farm Boys/Men, can handle the oil!
The question is
CAN YOU MIKE[/CENTER

We shall see,,, my oil complainer friend,,,, WE SHALL SEE!

I just hope you SHOW UP,,, ICEGOD wants to dismantle YOU on Mop OIL!!!

before you start complaing about the oil,,, Let's get this out of the way NOW! Which Color do YOU prefer!!! I sure color of the mop will come up!!

[Mike White]

ONE thing I know about Shortstack, is she makes GOOD ICECREAM!! YOU BETTER treat her right Mikeie!!!!
I know for sure, they don't have the Thursday Night Football!! I was told they don't have cable, or the cable
they have is very basic, and does not get the Thursday Night Game!!

If I wrong let me know shortstack!!LOL

I am really torn between watching the blood bath, and bowling the Wood!

Hey shortstack, remember I grew up in the country myself, didn't even have inside toilets for several years when I as a child in Kearney mo.
Yes the out house was about 30 yards form our basement home!! I am proud that I had a Country, hick up bring!! It make me who I am today!


Roughing it is having to use the first floor of a two story outhouse.

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[MICHAEL]

Roughing it is having to use the first floor of a two story outhouse.

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Wow,,, just found out that they are going to broadcast on a major local channel here in Kansas City, so won't need the NFL Network Channel!

My Son is pretty excited about Watching it at his house!!! What's more important?

My sons happiness having his brother, and father watching the Blood Bath at his house?

Or

Iceman bowling the wood, and seeing the game at the rear of the bowling alley?

It's a no brainer!!!

My love of my Son, win's OUT!

I will go to the Wood Lanes this Saturday, to keep sharp,, I can feel a STORM is brewing,, Clouds are starting to form,,, the wind from the West is picking up,,,, ( or is it really wind,,, maybe JUST HOT AIR)!! June 13th will be here soon!

Who will mop who up on the Wood!! Can a Bowling God be beat, by a mere mortal form CA??

Should my main FEAR be Lucifer himself on wood, the man who sold his soul to beat Mikeie on wood,,,,,, Aslan????

[Aslan]

Aslan says he has already shot a 680 series.

If that isn't proof the lanes are too easy, nothing ever will be.

Well, I only did it ONCE. It was actually one of my first practices after Concourse put in their new synthetic lanes. 184-242-254 back in May. I have a theory that after the first month they laid down more oil because starting in June things went downhill.

[MICHAEL]

Well, I only did it ONCE. It was actually one of my first practices after Concourse put in their new synthetic lanes. 184-242-254 back in May. I have a theory that after the first month they laid down more oil because starting in June things went downhill.

If you did it ONCE, damn it man,,,,,,, YOU CAN do it again!!! Maybe at Plattsburg, on the pristine wood lanes, made from the sacred Hardwoods of bowlingville Ohio!!!

When you reach down and run you hand across the wood, you can FEEL THE ENERGY, almost like a static shock, but not due to the lanes being dry, but rather electrified, waiting all these years for its King Arthur to come Release its First sanctioned 300!!

This could be you Aslan, maybe even Mikey, or Muddpuppy! I doubt Rob will make the trip due to his age? Will the enchanted lanes give up its virginity to one of us warriors doing battle!?

JUNE 13th,, Plattsburg Missouri!!
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I know it can't be sanctioned, but to roll a 300 on these hollowed grounds would still be Front Page News!!!

It would be a ((KNIGHT) you would soon not forget!!

[Aslan]

I doubt Rob will make the trip due to his age?

Careful.. He's more sensitive about his age than Iceman is about his possible drug use.

And whats the point of going if Rob isn't gonna be there? He's the only true Champion. Granted, on wood lanes....he might struggle.

And besides, usually I bundle in a lesson with the trip and with no Rob...who will give me a lesson? Pete Weber? And no....I don't want any lessons from the bush league amateur participants. Ánd no that "Pat" dude you always are fawning over either. If he taught YOU how to bowl...I'm gonna have to disqualify him.

If I could just win the lotto in the next 6 months....then I could bump my 3% chance up to 98% and come down there to dominate the field.

[Blacksox1]

Wow,,, just found out that they are going to broadcast on a major local channel here in Kansas City, so won't need the NFL Network Channel!

My Son is pretty excited about Watching it at his house!!! What's more important?

My sons happiness having his brother, and father watching the Blood Bath at his house?

Or

Iceman bowling the wood, and seeing the game at the rear of the bowling alley?

It's a no brainer!!!

My love of my Son, win's OUT!

I will go to the Wood Lanes this Saturday, to keep sharp,, I can feel a STORM is brewing,, Clouds are starting to form,,, the wind from the West is picking up,,,, ( or is it really wind,,, maybe JUST HOT AIR)!! June 13th will be here soon!

Who will mop who up on the Wood!! Can a Bowling God be beat, by a mere mortal form CA??

Should my main FEAR be Lucifer himself on wood, the man who sold his soul to beat Mikeie on wood,,,,,, Aslan????

Right choice with family and get togethers..........omg how did the raiders win.... just returned from league and checked the score....... Curse of the Plattsburg lanes? It is just 1 game.......think about the joy it is bringing to raider fans....

[MICHAEL]

Right choice with family and get togethers..........omg how did the raiders win.... just returned from league and checked the score....... Curse of the Plattsburg lanes? It is just 1 game.......think about the joy it is bringing to raider fans....

YES,,,,yes,,, it does make me feel better, knowing how the FRICKEN RAIDRERS FANS HAD LOT"S OF JOY!!!! And Alex, (worthless Smith) from San Francisco let us down,,, having been a quarter back in school, and then college, I did see MANY TIMES MEN OPEN THAT ALEX, with his tunnel Vision didn't EVEN SEE!!
Alex Smith only looks half way good because of what his receivers do with the ball when they CATCH IT BEHIND the line of scrimmage!

At BEST Alex is a 6 on a 1 to 10! Not a quarterback that can get you to the big Game! Wow, 16 loses and they break their losing strike beating the Chumps!!!

I am not upset, just Pi$$ed off they let an easy one slip by! grrrrrr!!!!:mad:

Did enjoy time with my boys!!

[J Anderson]

"Chiefs are playing on Thursday evening, at the same time I drive to Plattsburg to bowl on Wood! They do NOT ,,, NOT have cable, and will not have the Chiefs playing the Raiders at the lanes!! GRRRRRRR!!!!! double GRRRRRRR!!

My son has a huge home entertainment room with a HD projector tv , with a HUGE SCREEN! Crystal Clear imagine with surround sound the whole ball of wax!

He and I bowl together on that league.

Anyway he just called and said that he was not going to bowl, but rather watch the Chiefs that are, ( I believe 8-2) kick the Losing Oakland Raiders ask!!"

My take is that the Football gods decided to punish you and your son for ignoring your commitment to bowl league. Slip up again and they might just banish you from Olympus.

[Amyers]

"Chiefs are playing on Thursday evening, at the same time I drive to Plattsburg to bowl on Wood! They do NOT ,,, NOT have cable, and will not have the Chiefs playing the Raiders at the lanes!! GRRRRRRR!!!!! double GRRRRRRR!!

My son has a huge home entertainment room with a HD projector tv , with a HUGE SCREEN! Crystal Clear imagine with surround sound the whole ball of wax!

He and I bowl together on that league.

Anyway he just called and said that he was not going to bowl, but rather watch the Chiefs that are, ( I believe 8-2) kick the Losing Oakland Raiders ask!!"

My take is that the Football gods decided to punish you and your son for ignoring your commitment to bowl league. Slip up again and they might just banish you from Olympus.

LOL Iceman's God status apparently does not extend to football

[MICHAEL]

LOL Iceman's God status apparently does not extend to football

Yes amyers,,, you are absolutely correct! I only have limited powers in regards to bowing at this point in time! I guess its a UNION issue, I have to put 90 days in before I have full powers in regards to bowling. ( HEY I FIXED that problem in regards to your alley closing!)

And Also, you are correct,,, many of the things I would like to fix in this screwed up world, ,,,,,well,,,,,, I just can't!! Wars, Famine, Ebola, ect ect!

I did TRY TO intercede on the part of humanity just the other day, while play handball Zeus, believe me I am doing my best!!

[Aslan]

LOL Iceman's God status apparently does not extend to football

Talk about an embarassment...the Raiders???

[MICHAEL]

Talk about an embarassment...the Raiders???

I don't, (as a god), look at it as an embarrassment, but rather an opportunity they needed for reasons only a Gods knows!
Watch next week when they PLAY Denver here in Kansas City MO!!!

[Mudpuppy]

Raiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!