Mods: BAN THE PERSON ABOVE ME!!!!

[ArtVandelay]

I saw this thread on another site, and it created quite a bit of fun, a couple good inside jokes, and quite a bit of laughs. Basically, all you do is post a little somethin', somethin' explaining why the mods should ban the person who posted above your post (this is also a great way to build up those post counts, so post early and often, let's get this thing a couple pages long).

There are only two rules:

1.) NO PERSONAL ATTACKS!!!! This is all in good fun, joke around, have fun, but don't be malicious.

2.) The mods aren't REALLY allowed to ban anyone, no matter how strong a point the person below them might have.... hahahahaha.



I'll get this thing started with a couple examples, just so you can see the idea.

[ArtVandelay]

Mderators!!! Ban Kevin, because, I mean, SERIOUSLY- What kind of idea for a thread is this????

[ArtVandelay]

BAN ART VANDELAY, because it's George Costanza's made up name, and Vandelay Industries doesn't exist, so there's no point in continuing this madness!!!!

[ArtVandelay]

(or sometimes, if you don't know the person above you that well, maybe make a little something up in good fun! Let your creative side out!)

MOD'S!!! Ban the person above me!!! I specifically requested a shrubbery, and they failed to bring it. NI!!!!

[Jord_84]

I do this on another forum....but we do it as "ban the user above you" so you have to find some excuse to ban the person who posted before you.

So I'm just going to ban you for bringing this game to this forum....like I don't spend enough time on the comp lol

[ArtVandelay]

Oh yeah, well I think YOU should be banned for having the nerve to try to ban the great Art Vandelay!!!!

[Jord_84]

I ban you again for not helping the situation since 1983

[ArtVandelay]

I ban you for having a good point!!!

[Jord_84]

thank you!
but now you're banned for agreeing with me

[ArtVandelay]

Mod's you can ban ME for agreeing, but there might be more who agree with him in the future, so I say just ban HIM NOW before this madness spreads!!!!

[kev3inp]

I'm now banning the both of you for trying to confuse me and doing a damn fine job of it! ;) Oh, and for Kevin having the same name as me, and Jord being a Cub fan!

[NoTapNorm]

Sounds like I'm in Emeril's kitchen!
A little gahlic and BAN!

[The KingPin]

I say ban ndendler for picking Peter as the avatar when we all know Brian is funnier

[Jord_84]

I say ban ndendler for picking Peter as the avatar when we all know Brian is funnier

banned for saying Brian is funnier.....and forgetting all about Stewie

[Seamistlark]

We need to ban Jord. She does not have the "Proud Member of Bowlingboards.com" in her Signature.

[The KingPin]

I feel that we need ban Seamistlark because I agree with the banning of Jord_84 for not displaying the proud member of BowlingBoards.com

[Jord_84]

I never put it in because I figured....that since I post here like 20 times a day, that everyone had to know I was a proud member. lol

Either way, I ban you all for pointing that out!
btw, check out my sig lol :P

[MH1313]

I'd ban Jord for braggin about the excessive posting on the site!

[Jord_84]

I ban you for reaching 30 posts and going from "what is bowling" to "member"....not really, but you know how it goes. lol

[ArtVandelay]

Mods, ban Jord, for not really wanting to ban the person above them!!!! hahaha

[ArtVandelay]

....not to mention they wrote "member" without giggling a little

[kev3inp]

Art/Kevin, you're now banned for a double entendre. One that I didn't get to!

[ebowler]

Please ban everyone that posts after me, or even thinks about posting after me!

That way, I can't be banned.

[The KingPin]

I ban ebowler for having a Perfect signature. Looks great, but too great!

[ebowler]

Dang! I guess the Mods weren't listening.

What? I paid good money for the sig.

[ArtVandelay]

ban ebowler for trying to beat the system!!!!

[Jord_84]

I ban you for having George Costanza as your avatar pic

[ebowler]

I ban you for having George Costanza as your avatar pic

Agreed!

[Jord_84]

banned for agreeing with me

[MH1313]

Jord needs to be banned for trying to ban someone who agreed with him

[Jord_84]

you're banned for calling me a him.

I'm a girl!!!

[ebowler]

Jord needs to be banned for trying to ban someone who agreed with him


Banned for trying to perform an unauthorized sex change.

[Jord_84]

hahaha
banned for making me laugh

[MH1313]

Jord is from here on out banned for noting my mistake!

[ArtVandelay]

Mh1313 is banned for 2 reasons:

1.) for making a mistake

2.) for having A-Roids number in your screen name.... TWICE!!!!!

[Jord_84]

banned because I feel like it :P

[JAnderson]

Will some Mod please Ban ArtVandelay already? He STILL hasn't found the cure for cancer and look how many posts he's had...

[kev3inp]

I think you should be banned for not bringing up the hottie that he's using as an avatar now. Beats Jason Alexander by miles. Oh, and because I have a taste for Jello now. ;)

[ArtVandelay]

I think you should be banned for not bringing up the hottie that he's using as an avatar now. Beats Jason Alexander by miles. Oh, and because I have a taste for Jello now. ;)

YOU should be banned for not acknowledging that all female red sox fans are hotties in some way shape or form!!!

[Seamistlark]

Ban ART for not sharing his collection of "HOT RED SOX" Fans earlier. "Is that a Baseball Bat or are you just Happy to see me?"

[kev3inp]

YOU should be banned for not acknowledging that all female red sox fans are hotties in some way shape or form!!!


Really, that's the first one I've seen. The only Red Sox fan I know is a 50 year old guy at work, and I'd hardly call him a hottie. I'll put it on my list of things to research. (Even the ones with "corn teeth"? Ewww.)

Oh, and Seamistlark? Yer Out! For not being sure that was a baseball bat. ;)

[ebowler]

Uhhh, Moderator here. No, really!

I have decide to end this thread, and declare myself the winner, since I'm the last one to post.

Thank you for playing,

The Moderator

[ArtVandelay]

Mods, ban ebowler for posting in the wrong thread!!!

[The KingPin]

I ban Art for distracting me with his avatar

[ebowler]

Will the real moderator please stand up, and move my post please.

I really don't know what the heck I was thinking.

Ban Art for pointing it out to everybody!

[The KingPin]

I ban myself for not wanting to offend anyone by having a hottie girl as my avatar

[The KingPin]

Will the real moderator please stand up, and move my post please.

I really don't know what the heck I was thinking.

Ban Art for pointing it out to everybody!


I would like to ban you not knowing what you were thinking

[kev3inp]

You're now banned for not being omniscient, all powerful one. Really, if he didn't know what he was thinking, I would think you, of all people, would. :)

[The KingPin]

You're now banned for not being omniscient, all powerful one. Really, if he didn't know what he was thinking, I would think you, of all people, would. :)


I ban you for using words that I have to look up the meaning. :)

[ebowler]

I ban you from this thread, be gone with you!

(for not moving my misplaced post)

[Jord_84]

banned for getting the threads confused

[The KingPin]

I ban you for liking the Cubs.

[Jord_84]

banned for banning me for liking the cubs

[The KingPin]

I ban you for wanting me to ban myself.

By the way are there any other baseball teams in Chicago? Maybe they are better?

[Jord_84]

banned for leaving me no choice but to bust out the "little Tommy" joke. :D

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/Malibu8202/cubssox.jpg

[Baroncad]

MODS BAN: Jord_84 for "busting out" the Tommy joke.

Which is quite funny, but none the less was in bad taste to all White Sox Fans who might fit the description in said joke.

So MODS to your duty, off with his head.

[Jord_84]

So MODS to your duty, off with her head.
banned for making me have to correct your post

[JAnderson]

Please ban the previous poster for being a fence-riding tweener.

[kev3inp]

Well, like most typical cub fans, (you'll notice I never capitalize da bums, losers, pick your nose, er, noun) since they have a sad pitiful existence, they have to resort to name calling and abuse. Oh, well, my team has won in less than 100 years, how about yours? Weren't they in the series once with a bunch of 4-F lame-o's in 1945? And still lost!

And J's banned for not pointing that out. ;)

[Jord_84]

kevin, I ban you for being a "hater"

[kev3inp]

OK, I ban you back for crossing the line.

[Jord_84]

*tap dances on line*

you're banned because the sox are 1-2
and the cubs are 2-1 :D

[The KingPin]

I ban the person above me because they are top of me

[ArtVandelay]

Ban King Pin for not liking Jord on top..... (hey now....)

[The KingPin]

Ban King Pin for not liking Jord on top..... (hey now....)


I ban you for making me think about positions...in this thread.

[Seamistlark]

Please Ban KING PIN. Due to his previous comment about Positions and Threads all I can think about are "Bad, Dirty Thoughts", and they won't leave my brain.

[Jord_84]

I think all of you boys are banned....get your minds out of the gutter! lol

pun intended

[ebowler]

Ban PSBA10 and the Storm Second Dimension he rode in on!

Congratulations!
Lucky post #57

[Jord_84]

banned for typing in bold print!!!

[Graaille]

Banned for having a purple signature.

[Jord_84]

banned for having something against purple? :P

[ArtVandelay]

Ban Jord for having a better average than me!!!!

[Jord_84]

banned for not telling us what your average is lol

[Graaille]

banned for being curious about size of their average.

[Jord_84]

size matters? lol

you're also banned for not revealing your average :P

[JAnderson]

Ban the previous poster for worrying about average. For that matter, ban anyone that aspires to be average.

[Jord_84]

banned for being better than Jello!

[ArtVandelay]

Ban Jord, because I'm getting tired of trying to get her banned and no one taking me seriously!!! hahahaha.

[Jord_84]

*continues not to take Art seriously*
hahahaha

banned just because banning you is fun

[The KingPin]

I ban Jord for being the banning police

[JAnderson]

Banned for having a consonant in your screen name.

[Jord_84]

I ban you for giving me that awesome title

[Jord_84]

JJ is banned for banning kingpin before I could

[Graaille]

I hereby ban Jord_84 for double banning JJ.

[The KingPin]

I ban Graaille for not having an avatar

[Maine Man]

I ban the KingPin for owning this site.

[Graaille]

I humbly submit Maine Man for banishment for necroing a thread that's been quiet for 4+ months.

[branstew]

I ban you all as I have not baned anyone yet

[The KingPin]

I ban you all as I have not baned anyone yet


I ban you for not ever banning anyone before this

[branstew]

And I ban you as you have been banned

[The KingPin]

I ban you for having a cool avatar

[branstew]

I ban you for having a higher average than me, even if that is not hard to do

[Jord_84]

I ban you for being a sandbagger

[branstew]

I ban you jord 84 for being a ringer and eating all the cookies (see last to post here)

[Jord_84]

I ban you for accusing me of eating all of the cookies.....when, in fact, my husband and kids dipped into them before I did.

[branstew]

But bid you have the last cookie ? so I ban you for having the last cookie

[Jord_84]

my son stole the last cookie!

so you're banned for banning me for stealing the last cookie!

[extraacount]

Your all banned from making me read the whole thread from 1st - last (10th) page.

[Jord_84]

banned for reading the entire thread

[branstew]

Banned for banning someone who read the 10 pages

[extraacount]

Banned for making me read one more post XD or actually 2!

[branstew]

Baned for reading 2 more posts

[Jord_84]

banned for having 4 blog entries

[branstew]

Banned for having zero blog entries. It took ages to wright them as I am not the best at english in the world as you may have noticed.

[branstew]

banned for having 4 blog entries

You are also banned for being on line at the minute:)

[Jord_84]

you're banned for being online at the moment too :p

[branstew]

You can not ban me as I am having my dinner. Your banned for having a 269 game beating me by 6 pins

[extraacount]

You guys are banned for banning each other when this world is all about peace

[branstew]

Your banned for thinking we are not at peace

[extraacount]

You are banned for thinking that you are :)

[branstew]

You are banned for being on u tube

[Maine Man]

You're banned for watching you tube! :)

[Jord_84]

you're banned for having....what? like 11, 300 games?:p

[The KingPin]

You are banned Jordan for being too smart :) (thanks for the contest help)

[branstew]

Your banned for wanting help

[Jord_84]

thanks kingpin.

branstew, you're banned for having 247 posts, at the time of this ban.

[branstew]

Your banned for having the same join date as me

[extraacount]

Your banned for having a location that i dont even know about :D (Tewkesbury, Goucestershire)

[branstew]

Your banned for taking such a long time to join

[The KingPin]

You are banned for me thinking your member name is some sort of dinner stew

[extraacount]

Your banned for having over a thousand posts

[Maine Man]

You're banned for living in Canada. :)

[The KingPin]

Your banned for banning Canada

[extraacount]

Your banned for not living in Canada.

[Maine Man]

You're banned for having the name Marco in your profile.

[branstew]

Your banned for only haveing 33 posts

[extraacount]

Your banned for spelling "having" wrong.

[BowlnBrat]

you're banned for being a picky speller!

[branstew]

Your banned for sticking up for me

[Jord_84]

banned for adding an entire page of bans in my absence?

[branstew]

Your banned for not being here and you can not use new house, kids, ect as a reason

[BowlnBrat]

your banned for pickin on Jord!

[extraacount]

Your banned for helping jord

[BowlnBrat]

your banned for not posting since yesterday

[The KingPin]

your banned for being a Brat

[BowlnBrat]

your banned for calling me a brat!

[extraacount]

Your banned for giving us an impression that makes us think that your a brat

[BowlnBrat]

your banned for falling for first impressions!

[The KingPin]

your banned for saying 4 F words in a row.

[BowlnBrat]

your banned for counting my f words!

[extraacount]

LOL your banned for making me think that you were swearing!

[BowlnBrat]

lmao your banned for thinking I was swearing b/c you didn't read it right to begin with

[The KingPin]

your banned for using text lingo and abbreviations as I am slow and not hip on lol bff tty stuff

[BowlnBrat]

your banned for not being hip on all that text lingo! fyi lol=laugh out loud and lmao=laughing my a$$ off

[The KingPin]

Your banned for having such a cute avatar

[BowlnBrat]

your banned for thinking my avatar is cute (even though it really is!! but it wouldn't let me upload my own avatar!)

[Jord_84]

banned for making me wish I had a puppy to cuddle with :(

[BowlnBrat]

awww! your banned for making me feel bad!

[extraacount]

Banned for not having 3 dogs like me :D

[Jord_84]

banned for rubbing it in!

we're thinking next spring might be a good time to add a dog to our family.

[The KingPin]

your banned for make a reference to dogs and rubbing it in

[extraacount]

Banned for not making any references to whatsoever at all

[BowlnBrat]

banned for accusing me of not having any dogs! (check out my pics!)

[The KingPin]

you are banned for banning to quickly to let me ban the person before you

[BowlnBrat]

banned for being too slow!

[extraacount]

banned for being to fast

[BowlnBrat]

banned for not having an awesome avatar!

[branstew]

Banned for only haveing 46 posts

[BowlnBrat]

banned for having a sandbagger status

[branstew]

banned for having a cute dog

[BowlnBrat]

banned for thinking my pup is cute! (even though she really truly is the cutest thing ever!)

[extraacount]

Banned for still talking about dogs

[branstew]

Banned for not talking about bogs

[BowlnBrat]

banned for misspelling "dogs"

[StormGirl712]

you are banned for putting dogs in quotations

[branstew]

Banned for being good at english

[StormGirl712]

banned for mistaking grammar as english(:

[The KingPin]

You are banned for not joining sooner

[StormGirl712]

you are banned simply for the fact, i was partially joined and shared with robert. ha

[BowlnBrat]

banned for "sharing" an account with someone else and being partially joined lol

[branstew]

Banned for only having 65 posts

[The KingPin]

You are banned for living somewhere I can't say correctly

[branstew]

Your banned for not being able to say it correctly and I bet you cant get where I was born, it was
Corse of kinnoir
Huntly
Aberdeenshire
Try that

[The KingPin]

you are now banned for confusing me

[branstew]

Your banned for having 1414 post

[The KingPin]

you are banner for looking at my posts

[Graaille]

Both of you are banned for comparing sizes.....

[The KingPin]

i ban you for being concerned about our sizes

[extraacount]

LOL banned for saying it all wrong, its not sizes its amount... ahahah made me confused

[The KingPin]

You are banned for being too smart

[StormGirl712]

You are banned for not using punctuation.

[The KingPin]

you are banned for being smarter than me

[extraacount]

Banned for posting the same post twice

[branstew]

Banned for being on youtube

[BowlnBrat]

banned for having food in your name

[branstew]

Banned for having a pink maxim

[StormGirl712]

banned for having ZERO referrals. haha

[branstew]

Banned for being 19 with a 215 average

[StormGirl712]

Banned for joining in January.

[branstew]

Banned fromcomming from Jacksonville

[StormGirl712]

Banned for not spacing properly.

[branstew]

Banned for always being on here well at least any time I am on you are on

[StormGirl712]

Banned for noticing I'm always on when you are.

[branstew]

Banned for being on again

[StormGirl712]

banned for being the one who CONSTANTLY bans me.

[branstew]

Well I am banning you again as I like banning you and you keep banning me

[StormGirl712]

banned for liking to ban me.

[branstew]

I know but anyway banned for being an accountant

[StormGirl712]

Banned for being a ringer.

[BowlnBrat]

banned for liking hello kitty (although I like Keroppi myself)

[StormGirl712]

Banned for mistaking that I like hello kitty when I'm kinda crazed about her :p

[branstew]

Who is hello kitty ? Anyway banned for having a 300 game

[StormGirl712]

Definitly banned for not knowing about hello kitty!!!!!!

[branstew]

I still dont know who hello kitty is ? and your banned for knowing someting I dont

[StormGirl712]

You are banned because you don't know what I know.

[branstew]

Well your banned for knowing that I dont know what you know what I dont know. I am now lost and it must be your fault your BANNED

[StormGirl712]

But your the one that banned me because I knew something you didn't therefore I in return banned you for not knowing what I know. And now your banning me because I know that you don't know something that I know, that I also know you don't know. Which isn't my fault you don't know what I know you don't know thus banning you for not knowing what you don't know.

Phew!

[branstew]

Now I am WELL CONFUSED YOUR BANNED as you are too good on the keyboard

[StormGirl712]

tisk tisk, i am going to have to ban you until you learn to become a keyboard expert.

[extraacount]

Banned for not having school and has too much time on their hands...

[StormGirl712]

Banned for bein the youngest:p

[branstew]

Your banned for being young as well

[StormGirl712]

you are banned for not being on when i am for once.

[branstew]

Well your banned for being on when I am not, no teabreaks or dinner on a friday as we finish at 13:00 where as it is 16:30 the rest of the week

[StormGirl712]

banned for using military time.

[branstew]

Banned for knowing millitry time

[extraacount]

Banned for spelling military wrong

[StormGirl712]

Banned because I've been bowling as long as you are old and making me feel old. Haha

[branstew]

Banned for being certified, I mean certified coach

[ebowler]

Mods, please stop the Madness by banning everyone before me.

[The KingPin]

I ban you for asking just the mods and not the owner

[extraacount]

Banned for being the owner of this great site

[BowlnBrat]

banned for being a smarty britches

[StormGirl712]

Banned for having a hot pink maxim

[extraacount]

Banned for bowling 13 years

[StormGirl712]

Banned for calling out child abuse on the other thread. Haha

[The KingPin]

banned for pointing out abuse on these abuse free forums

[StormGirl712]

Banned for pointing out the fact that I pointed out abuse on abuse free forums.

[branstew]

Banned for pointing out before I know what your pointing out

[ebowler]

you are both banned for pointing. Didn't your mother tell you its not polite?

[The KingPin]

You are banned for reminding us about being polite

[extraacount]

Banned for being so rude :D

[StormGirl712]

Banned for using a green smiley face.

[extraacount]

Banned for having no smiley faces :)

[branstew]

Banned for having a yellow smiley faces

[StormGirl712]

Banned for making a word plural when it should be singular.

[branstew]

Banned for loseing me with proper english

[Jord_84]

banned for not applying the "I before E" rule

[StormGirl712]

banned because I'm always the one to correct grammar. hahaha.

[branstew]

Banned for not being the one to correct my English

[extraacount]

Banned for having bad english

[StormGirl712]

Banned for false banning. He has poor grammar, not English.

[extraacount]

Oh dannng... lol i had grammar today or as we call it humanities... which is socials, language arts, and grammar mixed together. I knew that wasnt right lol.

Well your banned correcting me.

[branstew]

Your banned for knowing you were wrong

[StormGirl712]

banned for not being wrong. (:

[extraacount]

Banned for always correcting others when they could've done it theirselves

[BowlnBrat]

banned for waiting so long to want to "get better and learn more about bowling"

[The KingPin]

banned for having a long post

[extraacount]

haha, not my fault... still a kid :D and atleast im learning now right? better late then never... banned for having a short post

[branstew]

Banned for laughing (Ha - Ha)