Last person to post here wins!!!!

[Strike Domination]

What I said goes, yay!

[poflobo]

Bite your tongue!

[poflobo]

Nobody's posted here since the 16th!!!! I guess everybody gave up!!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!!! :D

Mwuah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[Jord_84]

Hope everyone had a good holiday!

I win :D

[poflobo]

Nope. Bah humbug! :D

[Jord_84]

Really?
I had 3 inches of water in my basement Christmas morning.

Your holiday couldn't have stunk THAT much.

[poflobo]

Was all by myself.....no one here.

[84supra84]

I may be New,

BUT, I'm WINNING!!!!! :p

[Jord_84]

And....now you're not!

Hi and welcome to the forums btw :D

[poflobo]

Oh PLEEEASE!

[extraacount]

Winning now :)

[Jord_84]

Negative

[Strike Domination]

Affirmative for me.

[poflobo]

Give up!

[Jord_84]

Never!

[poflobo]

Why not?

[84supra84]

too much fun!

And Free post count!

[Jord_84]

I don't think I'd call this fun.....but someone will get bragging rights when this thread dies.

Preferably moi!
:D

[Strike Domination]

I will never give up! Unless I have to, which I don't... yet.

[Jord_84]

Or you could quit!
Just a thought :p

[Strike Domination]

Not if I can help it.

[poflobo]

Face it...you can't! Hahaha

[Jord_84]

<-----winner

[Strike Domination]

Definitely not.

[poflobo]

Happy New Year!

[Jord_84]

Psh...on the East coast. Its still 2009 here in Illinois!

[poflobo]

Happy New Year in 25 minutes then! Hahaha.

[Jord_84]

Thanks

:D

[Strike Domination]

Yeah Beech said Happy New Year when it was still 9:00 for me haha.

[poflobo]

It got to you eventually!

[Jord_84]

Yoink!

*reclaims thread*

[poflobo]

Yoink!

*reclaims thread*

Can you define that word? We must use a different word to describe....LOL. Down here we usually do! :D

[Strike Domination]

Mine!

[poflobo]

That's not what it means. Ha- hah!

[wes909]

i am the biggest post whore!

[wes909]

none of you compare

[wes909]

is there even anyone online

[Strike Domination]

No double posting, or worse, triple posting.

[poflobo]

I've just been waitin' on y'all.

[gfdengine204]

I win! Send me my new Hammer ball to my home, please!

[Strike Domination]

I think this is just for bragging rights

[apkarwowski]

Imlay City Christian School Presents 9 Pin No Tap Bowling Fundraiser
Everyone welcome
Also a silent auction
Saturday January 23, 2010 from 11:30 am to 4 pm
Almont Hideaway Lanes
4550 Howland road, Almont Michigan
$20.00 per adult
$15.00 for children 6th grade or younger
Teams of 5 recommended but not required
All proceeds to fund the Imlay City Christian School
Please Write me with any questions or to make a donation.
I am just one parent trying to help!
apkarwowski@yahoo.com
Thanks and God Bless.
Alan

[apkarwowski]

Imlay City Christian School Presents 9 Pin No Tap Bowling Fundraiser
Everyone welcome
Also a silent auction
Saturday January 23, 2010 from 11:30 am to 4 pm
Almont Hideaway Lanes
4550 Howland road, Almont Michigan
$20.00 per adult
$15.00 for children 6th grade or younger
Teams of 5 recommended but not required
All proceeds to fund the Imlay City Christian School
Please Write me with any questions or to make a donation.
I am just one parent trying to help.
apkarwowski@yahoo.com
Thanks and God Bless.
Alan

[poflobo]

More like buggin' rights!

[emotap r]

Are we there yet?

[poflobo]

I'll let you know when!

[gfdengine204]

Still waiting on my new Hammer ball. :D

[Strike Domination]

Still waiting on being able to to say I'm a good bowler!

[poflobo]

I forgot how!

[Phil]

I win!!!!

[Strike Domination]

Wait a minute...

[emotap r]

No..wait a second..

[Strike Domination]

I waited.

[poflobo]

Waited too long!

[emotap r]

Patience is a virtue

[Strike Domination]

Yeah!

[wes909]

F akli

[Jord_84]

Mmmkay....

[poflobo]

Hmmmmm...........NOPE!

[Gio]

ohhhhhhh yeah.........I Win!!!!!!!:p

[poflobo]

I repeat, Hmmmmm...........NOPE!

[Kokomo Kid]

This just seems in order...
last post (http://www.w3schools.com/html/lastpage.htm)

[poflobo]

That makes the second time I've been there!

[mike-boogie]

R u an arcitecet?? lol :)

[poflobo]

Huh? Whaa... you... Whoa! Don't know if you can use that language??? :D

[poflobo]

I scared everybody away! Hahaha! I Win!

[Jord_84]

Can't scare me....I was here before you :p

[Strike Domination]

Me too ;)

[poflobo]

Y'all still here?

[Jord_84]

Yup
But not for long...my new invasion came in yesterday! I'm meeting the pro shop guy this morning to drill it....we're anxious to see what that beast can do :D

[Strike Domination]

Oh it's a beast all right.

[poflobo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well is it?

[Jord_84]

Indeed it is a beast. The backend reaction on that ball is sick...I love it!

[Strike Domination]

Good to know.

[poflobo]

Oh I get it...... motion sickness from turning the corner? Har Har!

[Jord_84]

just thought I'd stop by and reclaim my victory

[Strike Domination]

Your victory has lasted long enough ;)

[poflobo]

Bittersweet.

[Maine Man]

I'm bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poflobo]

Tooooooo late!!!!!

[Maine Man]

Never!!!!

[poflobo]

Ever!!!!!!!!!

[BRStrikeForce]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n35/darbitha_2006/funny-2.jpg

Epic Win.

[Strike Domination]

Hey who is that? Off the top of my head I can't think of an Ebonite staffer that looks like that at that point in their swing. Maybe Tommy Jones but not really sure.

[BRStrikeForce]

I'm not entirely sure, just found the picture. I firmly believe its Tommy Jones. He's ebonite and the backswing is very similar.

[Strike Domination]

Yeah I didn't think TJ's wrist was cupped like that. It honestly looks like a righty Rhino Page to me.

[poflobo]

That's the way they do it in SPARTA!

[Maine Man]

It looks like Tommy Delutz to me. Well, minus Gerard Butler's head, anyway. ;)

[Strike Domination]

I didn't think of Tommy Delutz, but off the top of my head I'm not sure his swing goes that high. And I did not realize that was Girard Butler in that movie lol.

[BRStrikeForce]

Well whoever it is, he looks better with King Leonidus's head.


http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/bowling.jpg

Next Picture for Discussion

[Strike Domination]

Now that's just wrong... and kinda funny.

[poflobo]

I guess if you don't make a strike you'll have to use a SPARE head.

[Maine Man]

Here again

[poflobo]

Me too!

[Jord_84]

Can this thread be done yet?

[Strike Domination]

Not yet.

[Jord_84]

That stinks.

[Strike Domination]

Yes it does.

[Jord_84]

Oh well....

[Strike Domination]

Yep, it should last a while longer.

[poflobo]

Just until I win.

[Jord_84]

I hate Nancy Pelosi!!!!!!

[poflobo]

Anybody that voted YES today should be told NO in November!

[Jord_84]

amen!

[Strike Domination]

Haha, "You can't vote, sorry!"

[wes909]

i want my post count higher. where i look really smart!

[wes909]

Anybody that voted YES today should be told NO in November!

agreed there wont be a democrat left

[Strike Domination]

Can't stop the democrats.

[wes909]

their like termites well, i am a conservative democrat i guess i agree that we need to spend money but the money should be given to the people to boost the economy i mean where the hell is that trillion dollars

[Strike Domination]

Boost the economy!

[wes909]

say whaaat

[Strike Domination]

Say yes.

[MrNatels]

say yes but dont forget to say maybe sometimes..oh and dont forget about my dog magnum!!

[Strike Domination]

Cool name for a dog.

[wes909]

better than rover

[Strike Domination]

Wonder if anyone every named their dog "dog" lol.

[poflobo]

I knew a hi-fi nut who named his dog "Woofer" and his bird "Tweeter". No, really!

[BRStrikeForce]

I like pets. I have 5 cats and 2 dogs.

[Strike Domination]

My sister has 4 dogs, but it was 5. Also has a cockatiel and some fish, I think some mice too.

[BRStrikeForce]

I want to get a Hedgehog, but those things are like $200.


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/HedgehogBNPS_450x300.jpg

Isn't that just the cutest f'ing thing you've seen.

[Strike Domination]

I like ferrets, those are pretty cool.

[Jord_84]

Ferrets are awesome, but they stink!
I think chinchillas are adorable

[Strike Domination]

Snakes tend to creep me out.

[Strike Domination]

There's always a fear

[The Mayor]

Shhh... I think I won...

[comfortably numb]

Not so fast, my friend.

[mhrinko]

Faster??

[The Mayor]

Fastest?

[comfortably numb]

Ah, boredom...the mother of all invention.

[mhrinko]

Most Fast?

[comfortably numb]

My real first name is LAST and my real last name is PERSON, and I am posting here, so I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Mayor]

here

[comfortably numb]

Here

[mhrinko]

Tag your it!

[Drano]

Thread closed.

[mhrinko]

What??????

[The Mayor]

No way...

[mhrinko]

It cant be possible!!!

[Drano]

-____-

i said thread closed!

[The Mayor]

Thread Re-opened and then closed again.

[comfortably numb]

Since the world ends tomorrow, this is the last post!!

[mhrinko]

don't think soooooooo;)

[Drano]

Whoever posts below me doesn't like food.

[mhrinko]

And the person above me hates bowling:p

[The Mayor]

The world didn't end...

[comfortably numb]

Didn't you know, nobody ever really dies...we all live forever.

[mhrinko]

Our souls live on forever, our body dies.

[comfortably numb]

I've been...(see signature below)

[The Mayor]

. . . .

[comfortably numb]

....and another thing,

[The Mayor]

is that I win.

[comfortably numb]

except when it comes to free bowling balls.

[The Mayor]

True.

[comfortably numb]

Do I get some kind of prize for winning this contest?

[The Mayor]

No because I won.

[comfortably numb]

Whiskey, you win, and here is your prize.....one 10 minute break!!

[CMoore]

Did I win?

[Trex]

Not yet....

[Trex]

Who's Next?

[The Mayor]

arg.

[comfortably numb]

Actually, who's next was a great album.

[The Mayor]

So was The Joshua Tree.

[comfortably numb]

Whiskey, is it true you will be 84 this month, or were you born in '84???

[Trex]

I would bet born in 84, only guessing...

[comfortably numb]

If, and only if, the world ends within the next minute, I will win this contest and the $1,000,000 prize that goes with it...tick, tock, tick,......

[CMoore]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[Trex]

It is great to win eh?

[comfortably numb]

I'll take my million dollars in 5's and 10's, please.

[The Mayor]

Make it rain!!

[CMoore]

When will the money the money be transferred to my account?

[comfortably numb]

Same theory as the sign outside the bar..."Free Beer Tomorrow".

[CMoore]

So, I have this funny feeling that this might go on forever!

[The Mayor]

This is the song that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends...

[comfortably numb]

To quote Led Zeppelin, "The Song Remains the Same".

[CMoore]

Hello?

[Trex]

is any body in there?

[CMoore]

Charlie?

[comfortably numb]

Hollow???? Statue???

[CMoore]

Ring, ring......

[Trex]

sorry, you have the wrong number....LOL

[The Mayor]

Shucks.

[comfortably numb]

winner/loser/night-time snoozer/if you're from Indiana, you are a Hoosier.

[CMoore]

I am from Indiana, but am not a Hoosier fan.

[comfortably numb]

Then you must remember that chant from the Spartan fans on that fateful day in October 1966, the 10-10 tie with your Irish.................Hail Mary, full of grace, Notre Dame in second place!

[The Mayor]

No, can't say I remember that. lol

[comfortably numb]

Whiskey, in 1966 "negative- high school graduation age"

[The Mayor]

I was born the day 'When Doves Cry' went #1 so that automatically makes me cool.

[comfortably numb]

I celebrated my 5th birthday on the day Hemingway blew his own head off with his shotgun, so I guess that makes me a great writer, or something....

[CMoore]

nothing special on my bday

[The Mayor]

I share a birthday with Philip Seymour Hoffman and Stephanie Seymour. Oh and Monica Lewinsky. And was born on the exact same day as Brandon Roy. He's much richer than me. lol

[CMoore]

in it to win it!

[Trex]

Me too, but I never do!!

[Trex]

I tried, I've cried, and many times pleaded!! It's been so long now my hair line receded!!

[comfortably numb]

If this site permanently crashes in one second, I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Mayor]

It didn't. Now crash!

[comfortably numb]

Thud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CMoore]

The money is now being transferred to my account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[comfortably numb]

Can I borrow $150,000 please, plus 2 tickets to the Notre Dame-Mich. St. football game?

[CMoore]

Sure! That is one of my favorite games!!!

[comfortably numb]

I saw Duffy order an on-site kick to start the game in 1972...he even told the media and no one believed him...we recovered the kick and went on to beat the highly-favored Irish that day!!

[Trex]

That is awesome!!

[comfortably numb]

One of us is going to win a free bowling ball!!!

[The Mayor]

Neither of those teams can beat the Gators! Muhahahaha!

[comfortably numb]

Gators will lose 4 or 5 games this year...book it.

[CMoore]

GO Notre Dame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trex]

yeah GO!!!!! LOL

[CMoore]

You are soooo funnny! LOL

[Trex]

Did I win yet?? LOL

[CMoore]

Nope not yet!

[Trex]

awww darn!

[CMoore]

I know it stinks!

[Trex]

yeah... I passed gas!! LOL

[CMoore]

LOL! i win!

[Trex]

LOL.... Congratulations!!

[CMoore]

Thank you!

[Trex]

you are welcome.

[CMoore]

When I win who can I expect the money from?

[comfortably numb]

Whiskey Basin, a future music superstar, will be glad to front you any amount of your winnings, right, Whiskey ol' buddy?

[CMoore]

I hope so! I really would like to buy a Hennessey Venom GT!!!!!!!

[comfortably numb]

Per Whiskey, your money is on the way!!!!

[CMoore]

SSSSWWWEEETTT!!!!! Cant wait to smoke some Bugatties!!!!!!!

[Trex]

what is so funny is.....Every Performance car builder on the planet is trying to figure out how to build a race car that will out run a VW.

The official site from Volkswagen below:

http://www.bugatti.com/en/home.html

I am happy to hear that someone in America is finally giving it a try, but on the Venom GT, I could not find a price on the car. Also they talk about theoretical numbers instead of actual facts.

They say the first attempt it beat the VW to 200mph but then the Bugatti passed the Venom. The newer less weight higher HP version is supposed to in theory beat the Bugatti, but in theory I should be able to walk through walls....LOL


http://www.hennesseyperformance.com/venomgt.html

Still interesting stuff though!! :)

[CMoore]

This link says it all!!!

http://jalopnik.com/5820228/what-car-made-the-bugatti-veyron-ss-back-down-from-a-fight

[The Mayor]

Enjoy your car! I just bought a flying saucer!!

[CMoore]

Thanks! Props on the UFO

[The Mayor]

Its rad.

[comfortably numb]

THIS is the post that will win the FREE bowling ball at the end of July....I'd like to thank the academy, my wife and my agent...

[CMoore]

Sweet! Im going to win a free ball and $$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[comfortably numb]

It's good to be king.

[CMoore]

Not for long! LOL

[The Mayor]

If I were the king of the forest...

[comfortably numb]

then you'd be a lie'n

[CMoore]

i am last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Mayor]

A lie'n... haha that's funny actually.

[CMoore]

nice name change!

[comfortably numb]

Mayor???? We don't need no stinking Mayor. By popular demand, bring back the Whiskey!!!

[Trex]

Yeah....he can be the Lie'n Whiskey King who is Mayor of the City in the forest :)

[Trex]

What is that stupid yellow box that keeps coming up saying....AUTO SAVED ??

Is that a new feature added to the site while you type??

Or is my computer infected?? grrrrrr....

[comfortably numb]

I ....have become..... comfortably numb.

[The Mayor]

That's a new thing I guess Trex. And yes, a new name. I did not choose this name, it was given to me by the people... in my head.

[comfortably numb]

Happy Birthday wishes to our leader and great Mayor---Whiskey Basin---tomorrow!!!!

[Trex]

aaaah now I understand, Happy Birthday Mayor. :D

[comfortably numb]

Did the Mayor get voted in, or did he appoint himself? I hope he tells us on Monday.

[Trex]

He got voted in by the people, you know...The people in his head ;)

[comfortably numb]

Yeah, the Mayor has been known to be about three bricks shy of a load...lol and ctm (chuckle to myself)

[Trex]

Lol ;)

[comfortably numb]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I have won this contest and will now be able to retire to a macadamia nut ranch in Hawaii.

[Trex]

How cool!! Say Hi to Jessica for me.

[comfortably numb]

I'll say hi to Rosanne Barr for you too...she actually owns a nut ranch in Hawaii....sort of appropriate, huh?

[Trex]

My Birthday is Wednesday, So If I win, then I'll have a new ball for my birthday.... :)