Answer a question with a question (Question Game)

[Trex]

is taking ourselves too seriously Gods way of showing us that a funny noise can smell bad and not be funny because it smells so bad?

[The Mayor]

Are we talkin' m'bout practice?!?

[comfortably numb]

Does practice really make perfect?

[Trex]

Does perfect really make perfect sense?

[comfortably numb]

If you're too poor to pay attention, does it mean that nothing you say makes CENTS??

[Trex]

If nothing I say makes Cents, is that why I am so poor?

[comfortably numb]

If I have only Cents and have no dollars, doesn't that make me poor?

[The Mayor]

If you've got cents and you also have scents, shouldn't you buy some deodorant?

[comfortably numb]

Why buy deodorant when you can spend that money to go bowling?

[Trex]

why go bowling smelling like a fish? ( I'll send you some deodorant in the mail, just go bowling!)


:)

[comfortably numb]

If I get free deodorant, why am I still at work trying to make a buck instead of bowling?

[Trex]

do you not need to work for food, and power, and other things such as bowling?

[comfortably numb]

When you are retired and not working anymore, does that mean you slowly starve, go without power and water, and no longer pay your bills?

[The Mayor]

How many licks does it take til you get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[comfortably numb]

How many 300 games will Trex bowl with his new Loaded Revolver?

[Trex]

If I bowl three 300 games in a row with my Loaded Revolver, Would USBC ever give credit to Glenn Allison for his?

[comfortably numb]

If you bowl 3 three hundred games in a row, why aren't you on the professional bowling tour?

[Trex]

Are there any 36 week leagues anymore? ...in order for me to average what it takes to be able to qualify to apply for the professional bowling tour?

(everyone around here cut back to 34 weeks and one 35 week league) :rolleyes:

Is there no record of any of my 700 series nor my 800 series ??

Nor of my 900 series from 1998 ??

who's not sending this info in? or why?

[Trex]

Am I so disgusted that I don't care anymore? :p

[comfortably numb]

If everyone is against you, and you know it, are you really paranoid?

[Trex]

If they are against me, and I know it, Should I be paranoid?

[comfortably numb]

When everyone is wrong and you alone are right, can you stand your ground in the face of such persecution?

[Trex]

could such extreme persecution cause the ground to turn to mud causing me to fall?

[Trex]

If I fell and did not have one of those things, would anyone here me say that I have fallen and can't get up?

[comfortably numb]

And would those nasty ants bite you when you've fallen and can't get up?

[Trex]

yes, but would the aloe help it stop the itching?

[comfortably numb]

If you say aloe, do I have to say goodbye?

[comfortably numb]

By the way, which one's Pink?

[comfortably numb]

Or, have I become (my namesake)?

[The Mayor]

Que?

[comfortably numb]

Have I become comfortably numb?

[Trex]

Did the rabbit hole contain a rabbit?

[comfortably numb]

Was the Chattanooga Chu-Chu really a train?

[Trex]

Did I really take a ride on that train?

[comfortably numb]

If one tinkers on the track while a train is coming, will he be struck?

[Trex]

Did I get ran over by the train when I was singing on the tracks when I was two years old?

[comfortably numb]

If so, how come you are still alive?

[Trex]

Was I singing on the rails only when there was no train coming? (yes) :)

[comfortably numb]

If you sing songs about trains, are you stuck in Folsom prison?

[comfortably numb]

Was Johnny Cash a singer, or the first Country Rapper?

[The Mayor]

Are you comparing Johnny Cash to Cowboy Troy?

[comfortably numb]

Aren't comparisons the root of all BowlingBoards fun?

[comfortably numb]

And, is it "Money is the root of all evil" or "The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil"????

[The Mayor]

Are you high?

[comfortably numb]

Is being high on life a crime?

[comfortably numb]

Hey, Mrs. Trex, can Trex come out and play??

[The Mayor]

Are we 8? lol

[comfortably numb]

More like 58, wouldn't you say?

[Trex]

When I get my Loaded Revolver, will I need to buy ammo?

[comfortably numb]

If you have enough ammo, will you hit your target?

[Trex]

If I hit my target will I really get a strike?

[comfortably numb]

If you miss the 10 pin twice in one frame, do you call it "the anti-Bo Derek"?

[Trex]

What is "the anti-Bo Derek"?

[comfortably numb]

If Bo Derek was the perfect ten, isn't any frame with less than 10 pins the anti-Bo Derek?

[Trex]

Is Bo Derek the perfect 10? ...If not would we be better off to go back to 9 Pins like back before they added that 10th Pin?

[Trex]

If so, how would the Pins be arranged?

[comfortably numb]

Would someone else besides Bo Derek qualify for a perfect 10 nowdays?

[Trex]

I looked at the most recent rated top 10 models, and no they do not qualify according to my standards!, ...and so the question is where are all the perfect 10's, where did they go? what happened to them? Did aliens from outer space take them all away? is there a real answer? does any one really know? Do they not exist anymore due to government modified foods?

[comfortably numb]

How come I can go to any small town in southern Minnesota and see a dozen beautiful young natural blonds who look far better than anything I see in movies, TV or magazines?

[Trex]

Are there really any "natural blonds" in Minnesota?

[comfortably numb]

If it's been 38 years since I was there, have all the natural blonds moved away?

[Trex]

could it be that they have become like the dinosaur?

[comfortably numb]

Is it fair to compare natural blonds with dinosaurs?

[Trex]

Are they both not ever seen any more?

[comfortably numb]

Could it be that the dinosaurs ate all the natural blonds?

[Trex]

Could it be that the natural blonds are now grey headed?

[comfortably numb]

Why is it that blonds age more quickly than any other types?

[Trex]

Could it be that it is because they have more fun in the sun?

[Tenkei]

How do they have more fun in the sun?

[comfortably numb]

What is it about blonds, the sun, and having fun?

[comfortably numb]

Does our Government Scientist have a humongous array of 329 facts at his fingertips?

[Trex]

If the answer is yes, would Numb ever return?

[StormGirl]

if numb did return, what would he do?

[Shadow]

Would he sing us a song about Riders on the storm?

[Trex]

Would those riders bowl up a storm?

[Stormed1]

And if so what Storm ball would they use?

[Trex]

Would it be the.... Frantic?

[Trex]

Would it really matter?

[StormGirl]

Why would it?

[Trex]

would you know?

[HunterRunsIt]

I know but the question is...Whos the father?

[StormGirl]

Could it be Darthvader?

[extraacount]

No waaaaaaay! My mind is blown! This game is still going on? Crazyyy! Haha what if it's not Darthvader?