Sex or Bowling

[MICHAEL]

Which is more pleasurable, Bowling or Sex? And why! At my age, I have to go with bowling!

[striker12]

i would pick bowling cause if i have a bad night ik i can get some that same night soo it really dose not matter to me

[billf]

I've been married too long......bowling

[MICHAEL]

Maybe not, last night, I am not sure what happened, but it sure beat bowling!!! O YEEEESSS!!!
I have had a change of mind, bowling is second!! but a close second!!

[Gatorbait724]

Why pick? A good warm up exercise before bowling would be sex! LOL

[MICHAEL]

GREAT idea, I will have to give that a try!! If I can talk My Wife into it... At my age it will either work as a warm up exercise, or put me in a hospital!!! (:)

[dgz924s]

Depends on which of the two is least expensive.

[Stormed1]

Being a diabetic and suffering from many of the diseases side effects. Plus being married for close to 38 years now definatly bowling

[i2icustom]

Being a diabetic and suffering from many of the diseases side effects. Plus being married for close to 38 years now definatly bowling

I'm a Diabetic too, both is good and both sugar free. Life is about choices.

[Florida Bowler]

I choose both.

[RoccoRock]

Being a married man I can say I definatly bowl more, but I still have to say sex is more pleasurable.

[pines55]

Bowling, of course.

[snugbucco]

I will go with bowling. After I have sex im calm and about to pass out and dont care about the piece of ace next to me. After I get done bowling I just keep thinking about bowling! like what i was doing correct during my practice session and what i NEED to work on. lol

[snugbucco]

Joke time:

A pro bowler comes home from the tour. and his wife is sitting there waiting, she says, "give me nine inches and make it hurt"
so he did her three times and hit her in the head with a bowling ball.

[serial bowl]

Found this one on a web site;

The Bowling Trip
A Bowler called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go bowling up on the Murray with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my whites and bowling gear?
We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up."

"Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit suspicious but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked how did the bowling go?
He said, "Great! We bowled every day. Singles, pairs, triples, you name it.
Lots of practice for the pennant season.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your bowling bag....."

[kurowah]

Definitely sex. No contest here =p. After bowling, I am usually pretty excited and/or irritated. I don't feel I bowl often enough, so to me bowling is comparable to a tease. =p

[floridanative772]

Well it depends, even bad sex is good to guys lol, bad bowling is horrible. Im gonna go with sex lol

[Fatal]

Sex. Passionate, hard core, slip n slide sex.

[AngeloPD]

Being 19, i would pick sex :P

[billf]

I would prefer sex but being married, bowling is less of a hassle.

[Hot_pocket]

I would prefer sex but being married, bowling is less of a hassle.

lol say it aint so bill. I'm getting married soon, how much time do i have before i get to that point ???? NOOOOOO lol I prefer sex though

[billf]

lol say it aint so bill. I'm getting married soon, how much time do i have before i get to that point ???? NOOOOOO lol I prefer sex though

Well, with wife number 1 the sex even continued after the divorce. We were married for 18 years. Wife number 2 is five years older than me and hit menopause too early for my liking. She put on weight, hot and cold flashes, mood swings and lost all ambition including sex. Given the intensity of the first three items listed, I couldn't care less about the last. It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true.

Married life isn't nearly as bad as most people pretend it is. As long as you both put the other first, it all works out. Just remember, you are answering to each other but rather making sure they know where you are and what you're up to. I let my wife know when I'm going bowling, etc not to get permission but just in case she made plans and forgot to tell me or it I forgot if she did tell me.

[CrimsonEncounter]

I'm still young enough to partake in both...and have on a number of occasions. Before bowling or after, doesn't matter to me.

[Siddy]

Hmm....

Both take your money, both can be satisfying or completely frustrating, both need to be maintained, both can leave your hand sore,

only one can tossed to a white wall when your mad , and only one will have majority of the guys at your job envious.

I think i would prefer sex

[Keithalw]

Im always game for eitherbut if i had to choose i like sex more lol

[bayedup84]

yep nothing like a good sex workout before bowling, then bowl, then back home for round 2!!

[bowl1820]

A tough question that require some thought.

[Keithalw]

Sounds like Bowl is actually going to weight the pros and cons of both lol

[dutchlefty]

OMG !! Guys, Guys, Guys !!!! I'm laughing my ..s off here and get sad at the same time..
Have you seen that thread that askes us how much we bowl ??? It looked like some guys spent more time on the alley then with there family..No wonder there not 'getting any'
Personally?? Nothing beates thighes wrapped around my waste or neck:D

[AZBowla]

Why choose? I have a girlfriend who enjoys both activities. :cool:

[billf]

Sex while bowling would be a perfect combination. I'm pretty sure most centers in the States wouldn't allow it.

[Keithalw]

Bill that would be a perfect combination but as you said most centers in the states wouldnt allow it lol