LMFAO it seems that the endless drivel by staff members has struck a nerve with somebody else too!
All I can say is WOW!
Hi I'm Bowler ___________
I'm on the ___________ staff.
I just tried the new ___________ Ball by ___________ .
The ___________ is just the ball that I have been waiting for.
It was designed for ___________ conditions and It worked just like the company said it would on those conditions.
It's the most ___________ ball they have put out yet.
If you use it on other conditions than ___________, you'll have to change the surface and layout and it should work on those conditions too! because its the most versatile of the ___________ line since the last one.
The ___________ ball is so good I can't describe it, so I'll just copy what the company marketing materials said about it
This is the must have ball.
Profile for bowler ___________
just joined and made first post
next post 6 months later
"I just tried the new ___________ Ball by ___________ .
"This is the must have ball."
Right handed Stroker, high track ,about 13 degree axis tilt. PAP is located 5 9/16” over 1 3/4” up.Speed ave. about 14 mph at the pins. Medium rev’s.High Game 300, High series 798
"Talent without training is nothing." Luke Skywalker
LMFAO it seems that the endless drivel by staff members has struck a nerve with somebody else too!
USBC SILVER CERTIFIED COACH
Gold Coach Candidate
Owner/Operator of Bowlerz Score Coaching
Tweener Rev Rate of 420, Speed 19 mph
Key Bowling Staff Member
Key Bowling Coaching Staff
IBPSIA member
Former Staff Bowler at www.BowlerX.com
lol...
I'll add to it....
"I've never seen a ball hit like the _______. The back-end is amazing. Right when I took it out of the box I shot a (insert score over 270 here), (insert score over 250 here), (insert 300 game here). Trust me, the _______ will take your game to heights you've never imagined. The ______ will definitely be in my bag this season. ______ really hit it on the head when they made this ball!!"
I wonder if they do this for pure enjoyment, or gain something from it.
lol its so true though.
In my bag: Roto Grip Haywire, Ebonite Cyclone Gamebreaker, Brunswick danger zone vintage, Brunswick C-system Maxxed out and Columbia WD. High Game 300 (x3) high series 790...still searching for the 800.
nice bowl1820 and jason keep up the good work your doing great lol
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high game: 300
high series: 699
this season high Game: 249
this season high Series: 618
Lol that made my day. The insincerity of those reviews. Its like wow thanks for the copy and paste of worthlessness.
High game: 232/High series 587. Arsenal: Hammer Backlash, Tzone Catchphrase: Those pins just got smoked (followed by the double hand pistols) Catchphrase performed rate: 0%
Faceplants on alley: 2 Reason for signature: everyone here has really fancy ones.
That's why I stopped reading reviews. It's all cookie cutter BS. This is the greatest ball ever, hits hard, keeps the pins low. Blah blah blah. Apparently, it doesnt matter what ball you buy, or who makes it, every ball is the best ball on the market.
you sead it rocco it just depends on how you throw it thats why i have all kindds of brands shows i dont care witch one i throw i will throw them all(well mainly the bigger brands)
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In bag- , storm iq tour pearl , columbia 300 white dot, Brunswick meanstreak brawler, 900 global network, roto-grip rumble, DV8 nightmare
youth bowling Canada member
high game: 300
high series: 699
this season high Game: 249
this season high Series: 618
Lol. It's like they are saying "that ball I recommended last year is pure crap. This ball is the one you want. Buy 2 or 3 today."
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