
Originally Posted by
MICHAEL
Goals for 2012-2013 Season
1. Be a better person, more loving, and forgiving, spread my wealth from bowling around the world to all in need.
2. Try to resist the temptation to purchase a new storm bowling ball, but GOD THE APPLE CRISP, is cruel and inhuman punishment, once you have partaken of its aroma, its,,,, ITS Hard to not desire it next to your nose!
3. To build a Church, with a bowling alley in the basement! ( The Catholics had a good idea when they did that years ago) I remember my mom saying when I was but a small boy, that thunder was the angles bowling in heaven! It was at that moment that I knew I wanted wings, so that I could bowl with the angles! I even made a pair, got up on top of the barn in Kearney MO. And jumped! Next thing I remember was waking up, not in a celestial bowling alley, but in grandma’s kitchen on the table! She was a seamstress, and did a pretty good job of putting me back together.
4. Go to theology school so that I can not only have the church, with the bowling lanes in the basement, but save souls too! There is no bowling in hell! Only barbecuing, and cooking!
5. Never have a 10 pin leave! To do this I will simply go down and stuff the pin setting machine with old dirty rags, and continue to bowl!
That slot does not deserve clean rags,,, the pain and suffering it has cause most of us, and near perfect 300 games it destroys!
6. Be kind to all that deserve it on league night! The Dude knows what I am talking about! 99 percent of the people I have met bowling are wonderful fun loving people! It’s that one percent
That needs the Lord, or Iceman to see the light! Amen!!! I say again AMEN! (a certain a Man)!!!!
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Last but not least, I want a 300 game, on my sanctioned league, (not my unsanctioned one with the older bowlers! Now that I did the 700, I am shooting for a 701, or maybe a 702! I want to be a good bowler, not just for the glory of it, but because I need people to worship me, and respect me! I want kids to say,,, when I grow up,,, I want to be just like that super hero bowling Iceman!
He is soooooo Slick, Cool, Frosty, Glacial, gelid, Icy, nippy, shivery, Solid! Iceman!
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