bill was right again

[billf]

That's surprising. How long had that ball been out of use?

[75lockwood]

i tried this the other day with an old ball of mine. It was in the over at 170 for almost an hour. No oil came out of it.

i can totally come up with a conspiracy to explain this!

you see there are these elf's, they can't synthesize oil for there bowling lanes so every night when you are asleep they come to your house and suck the oil out of that ball!

[noeymc]

i think your on to something there damn elfs

[Brother_jd]

I HAVENT Used it in about a month.

[75lockwood]

I HAVENT Used it in about a month.

sitting there all that time made it an easy target for the elf's!

[Mike White]

I can confirm the elf phenomenon, The HRR I won has been sitting unused since August, and I just checked, it's completely void of oil.

It's also void of finger holes. But that is a situation I am about to rectify.

[75lockwood]

I can confirm the elf phenomenon, The HRR I won has been sitting unused since August, and I just checked, it's completely void of oil.

It's also void of finger holes. But that is a situation I am about to rectify.

haha, those elfs! stealing oil from a undrilled ball!

when you get it drilled be sure to take a nice long video of it in action

[MICHAEL]

i tried this the other day with an old ball of mine. It was in the over at 170 for almost an hour. No oil came out of it.

Wow, sounds like dry lanes,,,, lol!!! Maybe time to find another place to bowl!! (

[MICHAEL]

i tried this the other day with an old ball of mine. It was in the over at 170 for almost an hour. No oil came out of it.

i think your on to something there damn elfs

HOOOOO, ho ,,, ho!! Well I am Santa, and I must say my elfs are WAY TO busy, engaged in making bowling balls and equipment for Christmas to run around stealing oil from bowling balls! Just wanted to set the record straight!! MY ELFS DON'T STEAL OIL!! HO,,,, ho HOOO!! You be good boys and girls, and Santa will be by YOUR house this Christmas,,, ( UNLESS your a Jahova))..... HO>>> ho..hO!!

[75lockwood]

HOOOOO, ho ,,, ho!! Well I am Santa, and I must say my elfs are WAY TO busy, engaged in making bowling balls and equipment for Christmas to run around stealing oil from bowling balls! Just wanted to set the record straight!! MY ELFS DON'T STEAL OIL!! HO,,,, ho HOOO!! You be good boys and girls, and Santa will be by YOUR house this Christmas,,, ( UNLESS your a Jahova))..... HO>>> ho..hO!!

Lol!

not santa's elfs, elfs of the city variety, they are much smaller and can get into your house via pluming!

beware everyone! beware!!!