How do I ....... (RANT)

[panbanger]

I still say bowling in sunglasses is the key to a great game. One day I'll be able to prove this theory.

I'm going to try this! Couple questions though:

1. Do I throw them like I throw the bowling ball, or can I throw them overhand like a baseball?
2. Do they get stuck in the ball return?
3. Wouldn't it make more sense if the pins were wearing the sunglasses? It would make them seem smug and I would want to knock them down even more.

[AZBowla]

I'm going to try this! Couple questions though:

1. Do I throw them like I throw the bowling ball, or can I throw them overhand like a baseball?
2. Do they get stuck in the ball return?
3. Wouldn't it make more sense if the pins were wearing the sunglasses? It would make them seem smug and I would want to knock them down even more.

No, no, no. You WEAR the sunglasses. That way when you pull out a BB gun and shoot the 7 and 10 pins to convert a 7/10 split, they won't be able to recognize you in the surveillance video.

You're welcome.

[75lockwood]

I'm going to try this! Couple questions though:

1. Do I throw them like I throw the bowling ball, or can I throw them overhand like a baseball?
2. Do they get stuck in the ball return?
3. Wouldn't it make more sense if the pins were wearing the sunglasses? It would make them seem smug and I would want to knock them down even more.

Panbanger, you good sir are awesome

[scottymoney]

How about the question.
How do I tie my shoes? Do I use the bunny ear method?

Right before left or left before right?

[75lockwood]

How about the question.
How do I tie my shoes? Do I use the bunny ear method?

Right before left or left before right?

ok,

step 1: pick up the shoe by the laces
step 2: swing it around in really fast
step 3: let go launching the shoe straight up
step 4: stick your foot out, if the shoe lands on your foot it will be tied, if not try again

[AZBowla]

How about the question.
How do I tie my shoes? Do I use the bunny ear method?

Right before left or left before right?

I leave mine untied with the laces removed like Run DMC. Doesn't do a thing for my game but with the sunglasses and the shoes, I look cool. All I need is a hat and some bling, yo.

[Demoman]

Do any bowling companies make custom balls? I want a Obama spare ball

[UBowling]

I saw a pro not let go of the ball and fly down the lane once.

[scottymoney]

I saw a pro not let go of the ball and fly down the lane once.

Mike Machuga? The Machuga flop? it is his signature move, he did it on a televised event once for his last ball in the match he won.

[AZBowla]

I saw a pro not let go of the ball and fly down the lane once.

I should try this! Did he get a strike? Would I get a strike if I did that? What type of trajectory should I go for, is it more of a slide into home plate type of leap, or is a bellyflop into the pool trajectory more effective?? Curious to hear from others who have tried this and how it worked for them.