A blonde woman was sitting on an airplane, staring straight ahead and listening to her Ipod.
A stewardess came by and asked her if she needed anything. The blonde just stared straight ahead and never answered. The stewardess asked her again, but the blonde ignored her.
She was ticked off. The stewardess reached over and pulled the earphones out of the passenger's ears. The blonde woman screamed, gasped and fell over DEAD! There was nothing the stewardess could do to save her.
It was then she noticed noise coming from the blonde's Ipod. She picked up earphones and heard... "Breathe in! Breathe out!" "Breathe in! Breathe out!"
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