The unofficial "Suggest a Fragrance to Storm" thread

[ArtVandelay]

Do they really have scented balls (slight giggle...)??? I've seen a couple posts now about how a bowling ball smells. I had no idea! It's bowling, people!!! hahahaha. Isn't it required all bowling alley's smell like sweat/body odor/foot stench/smoke and general awfulness? I would have never guessed smell is such a big issue. hahahahaha.

I'll have to go take a big whiff of my bowling balls and shoes. I never knew they were scented.

[sprocket]

Rotting corpse
Burnt hair
Raw sewage
Diaper contents

OH, wait, was this scents you would want or scents you NEVER would want? Oops, might have to start a new thread...

[Kudu22]

Glad you got a laugh out of that. We all need that once in awhile.

[75lockwood]

Well there is the bowling ball scent that i love so much...

on the other hand, i like tree smells, hickory, oak, pine, fir.....

[MICHAEL]

Just hope you don't get pulled over on your way to/from the bowling alley!

Officer: "Have you been drinking, sir? I smell alcohol."
You: "Oh no sir, of course not. What you smell is my bowling ball."
Officer: "Your bowling ball?"
You: "Yeah, I had it custom made to smell like Maker's Mark Whiskey. I love that smell, it's my favorite!"
Officer: "Step out of the car please...."

Hmmm. Maybe a ball that smelled like fresh baked donuts would be better for this scenario....

LOL.... I like that but if on the second like it went this way: "Oh no sir, of course not. what your smelling is my balls!" LOL that would have been a correct statement, and lead to him being removed from the car like THEN!!! lol funny!!

[AZBowla's Girl]

Agreed - Caramel Corn would be a great scent.

And Bill, yes, there is a certain perfume that AZBowla's Girl wears... Fire and Ice is the name of it... I would be completely unable to bowl if there was a ball anywhere near me that smelled like that perfume...

Yes my perfume completely paralyses him as soon as he smells it. He goes weak in the knees and can also start drooling too. LOL I love it. Hehehehee

[AZBowla's Girl]

Just had lunch here at work and the smell of fresh pizza is another one that gets people perked up and going "ooh, where'd you find that!" I told them I brought it from home and they were all "oh" and bummed out. So fresh baked pizza would be a good one (so long as it's without anchovies).

That would be a great scent, especially if you wanted to throw off the Iceman's game. You know how he has a hard time with bowling on the lanes that have the pizza advertisements. LOL

[AZBowla's Girl]

I have one but this is a G-rated site

I know what you mean Bill, AZBowla and I were coming up with all sorts of different scents that would most likely not be very appropriate to comment on on here. LOL This thread sure has taken off on various scents though. I love it. Very interesting suggestions. Keep coming up with more guys and gals.

[noeymc]

the smell right after it rains =D

the smell when you opened a caset case the first time =D

and the best one ever axe body wash Fiji =DD

haha i got another 3 winners i should get paid for this stu ff

[AZBowla's Girl]

I have to agree with the smell from when it rains. I love the smell of rain.