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    I just had a post about Bob Rivers, which reminded me...

    Most have heard this song before:
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    But this is one of my all time favorites (other than the countdown, which is hilarious):
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    And, for those of you who are like me and horribly, horribly Irish... This is something I remember from my Grandfather (who was even MORE horribly Irish than myself...) about a guy who actually RECEIVES the 12 Days of Christmas gifts and felt compelled to write thank you notes! hahaha. I love his accent. Reminds me of my Grandmother.
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    I have all the Bob River's stuff and quite a bit more. Ren and Stimpy and the Cryptkeeper have Christmas albums, too, but Mr. Hanky's Christmas is pure genius.

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