Scotty your grade has BEEN CHANGED!
wow,,,Originally Posted by billf
Wow,,, wouldn’t it be funny if she thought the same about you Bill?? Lol….lol!!! ( How did we get into the subject of ,,,,,,,,OOOO ,,, Scotty,,, it was your analogy!! LOOK WHAT you have started!! Now I am taking that B plus, back to a C!!!!
I finished up a the gym early and stopped by the lanes to do a quick practice game last night, but leagues were still in session, so no lanes available. I walked around and watched the leagues play. Here it is Tuesday night and instead of at the club or the bar, I am at the lanes checking out the action.
(different kind of action, wiseguy. Cheking out the bowling, not the bowlers)
If I had nothing else to do, I would be content to watch the bowling for a while.
I live by three simples rules:
1. Don't ever ask about my business
2. Never discuss business at the table
3. Don't ever side with anyone against the family
HOW would it be without bowling, now that I have touched its sexy pins, and felt its inviting lure! I dream of bowling in ways that I cannot even put into words and keep at a G rating! Its more than love of a sport,,,, its much deeper,,, it runs deep into my psyche, my soul, my design, its my intendment!
A 300 game, or 800 series is like,,,, LIKE climbing a mountain that few have ever climbed! Its like that first kiss, back when you were young and in love with the girl next door! It’s like jumping on a rocket and shooting into space!!
To be without bowling would be like no toy in cracker boxes, a beautiful plate with no food on it, a jack in the box, without Jack, a Twinkie without that deep rich white creamy filling, life would be empty,,, bare,, , stark, vacant, destitute, null, bad, invalid, did I say null and void???,,,hollow,,, an empty cavity,, a black hole, vacuous, blackness!! Bowling is my LIFE, God HELP ME, and maybe Jason and Manic too!!
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