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    Put into words,,,, ( if it does not cause to much pain, and suffering), what you think life would be to YOU, without bowling!!! I will be awarding an imaginary gift to THE WINNER! I will be the sole judge, and the winner will be granted anything reasonable, that can be produced at the North Pole by imaginary elves!!!
    Put it into words, make Santa feel the pain,,,, imagine,,, no more bowling as of NOW!!! burrrrrrrr,,,,, Santa/ICEMAN!!

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    Life would be simple. On any given day all that would be left is working until I'm about to drop then going home to listen to the wife complain, yell at her adult children who still expect her to do everything for them and the constant honey-dew list. The stress relieving sanctuary of bowling now gone, I would revert back to the way I was before. The lonely, dark days of VA shrinks trying to determine if I would snap and become a mass murderer. The PTSD controlling me instead of me controlling it ruin any life I happen to cross. All because I couldn't hurl a 15 pound, round object at 4 pound sticks. To hear the sickening thud of a DV8 produced object of destruction driving through the wooden sticks, sending them flying in every direction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billf View Post
    Life would be simple. On any given day all that would be left is working until I'm about to drop then going home to listen to the wife complain, yell at her adult children who still expect her to do everything for them and the constant honey-dew list. The stress relieving sanctuary of bowling now gone, I would revert back to the way I was before. The lonely, dark days of VA shrinks trying to determine if I would snap and become a mass murderer. The PTSD controlling me instead of me controlling it ruin any life I happen to cross. All because I couldn't hurl a 15 pound, round object at 4 pound sticks. To hear the sickening thud of a DV8 produced object of destruction driving through the wooden sticks, sending them flying in every direction.
    SWEET BILL so far you are my choice!!! That brought tears to my eyes!! Or should I say icicles!! We are all glad that you have bowling in your life!!! LOL....lol!!!

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    We wouldn't know. There are countless things that dont exist, so do we miss them? Humans are adaptable by nature, there would be something else.
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    I would be an empty hollow shell...rocking and clutching myself as I mumble gibberish. Every once in a while I would longingly look at round objects and imagining them gracefully arcing into imaginary pins....then it would get warm and I would have golf...and be OK....until it got cold again...as cold as my soul would be without bowling.


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    Until it got warm!??! I signed up for three summer leagues yesterday!
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    Quite simply? i would just invent the sport
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    I don't know what I would do without bowling. If I lived in Canada, maybe curling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post
    We wouldn't know. There are countless things that dont exist, so do we miss them? Humans are adaptable by nature, there would be something else.

    Art,,,, I am talking this happens tomorrow!! NOW time period!! Not (never has existed!!) LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterSinister View Post
    I don't know what I would do without bowling. If I lived in Canada, maybe curling.
    YOU KNOW, I never thought about curling!!!! I think that sport could be a good replacement!! I remember having it on one of my game stations, and LOVED it!! Close to bowling, and in some ways much more skill needed, and NO Ringing TEN PINS!!!! LOL

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