Michael bowls a 300!!!!!

[panbanger]

All hail the ICEMAN!

[e-tank]

iceman ftw!

[BigErn32]

Im happy for anyone accomplishing a goal. Congrats on that 300 and I hope to be able to post my first 300 on here sooner than later!

[Perrin]

Great to hear about a 300.

[billf]

Great news. Tell Mike I said congratulations!! Now for him to get that 800 series!

[SouthpawTRK]

Congratulations to Michael; A.K.A. Iceman; for the 300 with Goldie!!!

[JaMau24]

I'll be sure to tell him. I told him to get on here and make an appearance. Give the people what they want!!

[75lockwood]

We must summon the iceman....

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[SmilingBowler]

We must summon the iceman....

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HAHA! "ICEMAN! ICEMAN! ICEMAN!"

Its like a BEETLEJUICE reference. HAHA!

[MICHAEL]

I had a dream a while back…. Or at least I think it was a dream. I was lying in bed thinking about what occupies my mind most of the time, bowling when the window blasted open and a very sweet smell of butterscotch came directly toward my left nostril!

(My right nostril is almost always clogged with whatever resides in one’s nose that prevents air from entering.

Funny thing, The Dude had said the day before that I should get the Yellow IQ, and that it would give me that 300, that has been so damn elusive. The smell was so darn sweet, and REAL! I had no idea what a Storm IQ pearl was.


I don’t do drugs, smoke, or even drink, but it was an intoxicating experience that caused my eyes to roll back, and toward the forehead leaving only the whites showing. It scared my wife; she thought I was headed for those lanes in the heavens. When I came out of my, (what else can I call it Storm TRANCE), I got dressed and went straight to the Pro shop and had one drilled just as I saw it in my vision!


James, BP Pro shop, drilled the ball!


4 days later, ( my FIRST outing with the 15lb butterscotch life saver, it went rolling down the lane 12 times in a roll giving me,,, my first 300 game, after so many 289’s, 290’s, 278s!! But instead of a huge butterscotch lifesaver rolling down the lanes with my head in the middle of where the hole would be,( like in my DREAM), ,, it was the above average of its kind in magnitude, yellow ball that makes dreams a reality!

The Storm IQ Pearl, one gem of a ball, and the stuff that dreams are made of!! The sweet smell of 300, came to me in a dream, that became a reality in the form of a ball called Storm IQ Pearl!


p.s. My wife came to me with a jigger of clear liquid, handed it to me and said drink it! ( I don’t drink, but do obey my wife! To my surprise it was a butterscotch snopes!! It just made the experience perfect! I ordered my ring that same night! Should be here in two weeks, will take a picture of that puppy and post it when it arrives.
Thank YOU STORM, and thank you Dude for picking the ball that gave this Old broken down Iron worker his first 300 game. Remember, I just started bowling 3 years ago at 61!!