Do i have to tell the board about what happened to you in cabo san lucas last summer iceman?
Settle down Mr. Weber...there's no way that housefly in the snack bar distracted you...you can't even see it from here. And we can't make the guy in the corner shave his beard...just roll.
Sidenote....why would someone who frequents said small business women be a "chaser"? They aren't really running away. I just think maybe "chaser" is a little less accurate. Not to be picky...but if we're going to make imaginary verbal exchanges about imaginary people with imaginary scenarios...we should try to keep things consistent...my opinion.
In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
Do i have to tell the board about what happened to you in cabo san lucas last summer iceman?
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Storm Crossroad, Roto Grip Defiant, DV8 Too Reckless, Brunswick Avalanche Urethane
Ball Speed: 18Mph
Rev Rate: 450
Current average: 199
High game: 300
High Series: 769
And Iceman...not to deflect the criticism and accusations of inpropritry from my doorstep...but etank does live in San Diego. Famous for what? A zoo. And what ELSE...being across the border from Tijuana. And what is Tijuana famous for?? Drug related cartel killings. But what else? Prostitutes and debauchery.
So...enuff said.
In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
I am a proud member of Bowlingboards.com bowling Forums
Storm Crossroad, Roto Grip Defiant, DV8 Too Reckless, Brunswick Avalanche Urethane
Ball Speed: 18Mph
Rev Rate: 450
Current average: 199
High game: 300
High Series: 769
Actually, since you're under 21...you DON'T know what goes on there. Unless it's Thursday night...when they let 18 and up people in there. Why? To make me feel old and creepy. On Thursdays, Aslan on the prowl sounds like this:
Aslan: "Hello ladies. I couldn't help but notice...okay then, I guess I'll talk to ya...or well okay bye then..."
And thats on a GOOD night...when I'm lookin good. On a bad night...they actually respond and don't just walk away....and thats when it gets brutal...like this:
Aslan: "Hi there. I like your boots."
Girl: "Oh my God....are you hitting on me? Oh my GAWD...that is so gross!! How OLD are you?? Like 50? You're like my dad's age. Why would you even come over here? Why would you even go to a bar on college night? Wait...stay here...I want to bring my friends over to see this!!"![]()
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In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
lol im under 21? No whey
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Storm Crossroad, Roto Grip Defiant, DV8 Too Reckless, Brunswick Avalanche Urethane
Ball Speed: 18Mph
Rev Rate: 450
Current average: 199
High game: 300
High Series: 769
My favorite bowlers are Chris Barnes since he is local to the DFW area and Wes Malott, another bowler from Texas.
Actually bowled with Wes Mallott many years ago in a PBA Regional pro-am, this was before he made it big in the PBA Tour. Real nice guy.
High Sanctioned Scratch Game - 300(12) Hi Sanctioned Scratch Series - 822(3)
2016/17 Book Average=221, 2017/18 Composite Average=223
Equipment in the bag - Storm Crux Prime, Storm Physix, Roto Grip Idol, Roto Grip Idol Pearl, Roto Grip Hyper Cell Fused, Storm Sure Lock, Storm Drive, Roto Grip Winner Solid, Roto Grip Haywire, Storm Fever Pitch, Roto Grip Red ball spare.
Rev Rate 400. Speed 18 at heads, 16.5-17 at pins. Axis tilt 10, Axis Rotation 55. PAP 5 5/8 x 5/8 up
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