One way to keep it honest on bowlingboards.com

**Aslan** · 09-29-2013, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by MICHAEL

Don't give him a big head Bunny!!! I have been trying to get him to post a PICUTRE of himself for some time now!!

Holy Christ it's hard to deal with the mentally challenged on a daily basis. I ALREADY POSTED A VIDEO OF ME ya ramrod. How many times do I have to point you to the thread!?? You even POSTED IN THE THREAD!!

Listen man...if you're having an acid flashback...just say so. I respect the right of man to get a little loopy for recreational purposes or to numb the intense pain and sadness...but for crying out loud!! Do I need to email you a picture of me?? Do you need one signed and made out to you?? Is this just an elaborate trick to make me send nudes to you. I mean, I have them ready to go...because you NEVER KNOW when a lady might want a pic of your junk...but I digress. My point is...PLEASE...PLEASE go to my embarrassing video thread...you can even use a new feature called "pause" to stop it and look at it. You can make me your screen saver!! I won't get mad...I'll wear that as a badge of honor. But if you keep asking for something I already gave you...I'm gonna keep picturing you playing parcheezie with a family of gnomes that you claim live under your furniture. For Chrissake!

**Aslan** · 09-29-2013, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by e-tank

this post made me lol pretty hard!

Don't encourage him. I mean, this guy still can't get my name right. I gotta think a mortar landed a little too close to his general vacinity in Nam....rattled his melon a bit...because he is "off". Don't get me wrong...I respect him because he's my elder, he's a veteran, he looks like Santa Claus, and the dude can roll. So he's okay in my book. But if the dude ends up on the Kansas Fox News at 10PM because they found him naked in a park fountain hugging a Sesame Street doll....I'm just sayin I might not be all that surprised.

**MICHAEL** · 09-29-2013, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Aslan

AND a guy that likes to watch women pee. I mean, hello. Am I wrong??

your not only WRONG, ask-wipe, your rarely Right!! LOL,,, but I will try to respect you, living in Ca,,, I know the Brain damage smog can do, remember I lived in Modesto for way to long!!!

I am just glad I got out before I reached the level of zombie, smog dead brain that you have achieved!! LOL

I know you dad is probably very proud of you, but then he was proud of little things like when you first learned eat with a fork and spoon at the age of 12!! (

Hang in there partner, and maybe some day you will actually learn how to bowl,,,, na,,,, I doubt that,,, but knowing you have a learning disability, and its related to not knowing how to walk in a straight line for a distance of 6 inches,,, (( Well I fear your bowling approach will never be quite right,,, JUST LIKE YOU)) LOL

Good luck,,, YOU might try, since you live close to LA, going to Disney Land and purchasing a pair of MIC,,,KEY,,, MOUSE,,, training SHOES!! I am sure your alley would allow you, (with your special needs), to wear the Mickey Mouse correctional shoes, for walking in a straight line impaired Persons.... Just make sure when you get them to mark them LEFT, and MICKEY MOUSE RIGHT!!! or maybe your mommy could help you get dressed... LOL Good luck!!! Iceman

**JaMau24** · 09-29-2013, 05:49 AM

I would tell you guys not to get into it on the internet, but what the hell, I enjoy a good internet fight!

Carry on...

**Mike White** · 09-29-2013, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by MICHAEL

simple post your member ship number in your profile??? Simple,,,, It doesn't have your address, or phone number, just let's people know YOU ARE FOR
REAL! Post your USBC membership number.... otherwise, who knows when it come to claims of outrageous individual achievements, or even averages..

You could add it at the bottom where your signature is located also?

How many are for this!!!! Your thoughts.... ...... lol nothing to hide!!! Not much history, only been bowling two years in sanctioned

MINE is posted at the bottom in the signature area!! If you don't post it,,,,,well,,,, maybe your claims, might just be a figment of your imagination!! LOL

Mine is 1560-11073

My 300 was back in 1990 so to see "proof" you have to go to http://www.bowlingmuseum.com/VIP/HometownHeroics.aspx

Oddly enough, my scores that day were very similar to yours. I shot 16?, 300, 20?

Lately even though I spend a lot of time at the bowling alley, I rarely find time to practice, or even work on my own equipment.

So 3 games a week tends to be hard on the average.

**vdubtx** · 09-29-2013, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by JaMau24

I would tell you guys not to get into it on the internet, but what the hell, I enjoy a good internet fight!

Carry on...

Let me know if you need a refill. LOL

**noeymc** · 09-29-2013, 08:50 AM

internet FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT come on everyone stand around and yell fight with me

**classygranny** · 09-29-2013, 09:45 AM

WHOA...WHOA....little ponies.

I like to see a good fight as well and some fun bantering is always right up there in my book.

BUT - You guys are crossing the line. I'm not even copying your posts in my reply as it they shouldn't be repeated. Aslan, your post #21 and Michael, your post #23 - please, think about what you're posting and who might be reading it. This is a general public forum and as such you may not know all of the people on the boards. If you guys want to get derogative, then take it to PMs only. Have fun, go at each other, but leave the derogative remarks out. Michael, Aslan is probably one of those people that won't get this, but you, you of all people should know better.