Sounds like a PLAN!!
Drop me a line, and I will set it up!! How can you pass up an evening like Aslan laid out!!Originally Posted by Aslan
Drive to Riverside man! Mike will tri-grip ya up!! What...2 hrs on the I-15?? Stop off in Temecula for some casino, or golf, or wine tasting...then up to Riverside.
Heck...you wanna smooth things over with the girlfriend...take her with ya to Riverside...get your ball drilled...on the way back stop for wine tasting and a night out dancing in Temecula...get a nice hotel room there...maybe see a show at the casino...then drive home an hour the next day!! She'll LOVE it!! She won't even mind the bowling ball and 2 hour trip to Riverside....because she'll be too happy facebook posting to all her girlfriends at how her and her awesome boyfriend are out on the town wine tasting and dancing and seeing a show. AND...you're almost guaranteed sex!! Unless her Aunt Flo is visiting....but even then....you'll get "something" out of it.
Thats a solid deal man...a new ball, tri-grip drilling, and some type of sexual activity. I know there's a price tag involved...but a new bowling ball and sex...thats about $300 on the open market...and you're getting it plus a show and some wine...for about $500 or so. And you don't get nagged...which is worth anywhere from $65-$999 depending on the severity of the nagging and the skill of the one doing the nagging. Good deal man. Good deal.
Last edited by MICHAEL; 10-25-2013 at 04:47 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
When you've been married over lets say 7-8 years...you learn how to get things you want...and limit nagging...without haveing to go to the extreme of murdering them and burying them in a shallow grave that some stupid jogger is going to happen upon and cause you to become the subject of a lifetime television network movie where you are played by Tom Skerrit.
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She actually wasnt that mad. Possibly because im making an effort to downsize my arsenal so i can move up to 16lb. Little does she know im working on a deal to get a 16lb heavier oil ball right meow
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e-tank....you're entering a world of pain. A WORLD of pain.
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USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
Here lays etank
Here lay's E tank, may his bowling bones RIP!!
"He purchased One Bowling Ball too many"
now he can't by any
Last edited by MICHAEL; 10-25-2013 at 04:54 PM.
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