I bowled against a guy on Saturday with "Butch" (also his name) engraved on his ball. I knew who he was and knew he was standing right there but also knew he had no idea who I was - because anyone who isn't Butch doesn't exist in his world and yes he speaks in 3rd person - so I walked up and I said who the hell gets their name engraved on their ball nowadays that is so 1970. The look on his face was priceless and then he got mad about it telling me that's my ball with a rude look. It was a good way to get off on the right foot, lol. He's a jerk anyways.
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