What about the Novelty Machine in the men's restroom?
You don't have a novelty machine in your men's restrooom??? And you call this place a 'Bowling Alley'?!
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Obviously you don't know Michael!! LOL I have a copy of both movies, and I use to be a pretty damn good golfer!
Back in the mid 80, I won the Long Ball Drive contest at the annual TWA tournament! Not only did I win it one year, but 3 years consecutively! (It was on ONE particular hole each year, and they changed the hole every year.
At the time I could it a ball at or over 300 yards on a given level, or down hill hole! My dad will testify to the fact that it happened,,, give him a call!! (
My dad worked for TWA, and at that time Son's and Daughters could play with family members that worked for the company.
I was a low, to high 80's golfer almost all the time..... Had a lot of fun, and could I tell you some funny stories related to my golf experiences!! (![]()
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
OK.... ONE golf Story that is true! How do you get a birdie in golf on just one stroke on a par 4 hole?? I did!!! My dad and his friend were present when it happened!
I hit a low line drive over the crest of a hill, and it landed blind on the other side. As we walked to are balls, a couple guys coming from the other direction yelled (YOU GOT A BIRDIE!)
I thought to myself WHAT,,,, THE ,,,,, then as I crossed over the top of the hill and just on the other side was a DEAD Bird, with my Titleist 3 golf ball just a few feet from his resting spot... I doubt it knew what hit!
What kind of a bird brain would spend time looking for worms on a golf fairway anyway??? TRUE STORY!
I did give the fellow a decent burial in a sand trap on the following hole!
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
Haha, I nailed a goose once. Only problem was it was about 100 feet in front of me off the tee... I am not very good at golf (also it didn't die, but was pretty clearly surprised and not happy at all).
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