
Originally Posted by
Aslan
Yeah...sounds like good tv...but where does it end? Surfing would be way more entertaining in shark infested waters with them wearing chum suits. The javelin throw...WAY more exciting with live targets. Nascar/Demolition Derby mix?? How bout golf where if ya take too long to line up your putt an aligator comes out of the pond and attacks you? A football that has a 1/100 chance of exploding when it crosses the goal line? Basketball with all white players??
Well...maybe the last one wouldn't be that exciting.
How bout 2-way bowling where ya loft the ball over the set in front of you...to hit the set in front of the other guy and vice versa? How bout red pin bowling except if ya don't get a strike some from the audience gets to hit you in the head with a hammer? Or the obvious one...PBA Cosmic Bowling....I mean, if I gotta practice on Saturdays under those conditions...then it's only fair that PDW has to bowl with blaring Jay-Z music, the lights off and 6-year olds running around on the lane next to you screaming because their brother used their ball.
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