Boobs and Bowling..has anyone noticed??

[Aslan]

I like Switzerland for SO many reasons!!

1) Pretty much the hottest women in the World.
2) Swiss army knives.
3) I think they have that really cool social law where the head of a company can't make like 100 times or more than what the lowest paid person in the company makes.
4) Sanctioned leagues...wear jerseys..or take your *** home!!

Although, I will admit...as an ignorant American I "may" have some of those facts mixed up with Sweden...which is also an awesome country for probably most of the same reasons. Jealous.

[tr33frog]

I like Switzerland for SO many reasons!!

1) Pretty much the hottest women in the World.
2) Swiss army knives.
3) I think they have that really cool social law where the head of a company can't make like 100 times or more than what the lowest paid person in the company makes.
4) Sanctioned leagues...wear jerseys..or take your *** home!!

Although, I will admit...as an ignorant American I "may" have some of those facts mixed up with Sweden...which is also an awesome country for probably most of the same reasons. Jealous.

Yes, but what would you do with no cleavage in league play?

[tr33frog]

Really? Wow....I guess as usual, Switzerland is behind the times

Up until last year, the nationally sanctioned league I played in required men to wear black pants. No jeans or shorts were allowed. Since the organisation is part of Swiss Olympic, you also can't drink alcohol during competition (sadly, that rule is still in place ). But the jersey rule is still strict in that league....if you don't have matching jerseys, the team is disqualified for that evening.

The company league I play in though is much more relaxed.....if you forget your jersey it's no big deal (as long as it's not a regular thing), and they are pretty lax with new teams that don't have new jerseys when their first season starts.

In all the leagues I've ever sanctioned league I've been in, or even seen, there have only been a handful of teams that wear matching shirts of any kind.

[MICHAEL]

I like Switzerland for SO many reasons!!

1) Pretty much the hottest women in the World.
2) Swiss army knives.
3) I think they have that really cool social law where the head of a company can't make like 100 times or more than what the lowest paid person in the company makes.
4) Sanctioned leagues...wear jerseys..or take your *** home!!

Although, I will admit...as an ignorant American I "may" have some of those facts mixed up with Sweden...which is also an awesome country for probably most of the same reasons. Jealous.

We need to find Aslan a WOMAN!!

[Aslan]

Yes, but what would you do with no cleavage in league play?

Probably bowl better and not drink so much. You have to realize...great cleavage is only a good thing for a guy...if you're taking it home at the end of the night. Seeing great cleavage but not being able to do anything with it is like being a valet and parking really nice cars. So for me...it just distracts me and ultimately depresses me and ultimately makes me wanna drown my sorrows in gin.

[Aslan]

We need to find Aslan a WOMAN!!

While I don't think it necessary to make it billboard sized....I agree with Iceman.

And due to financial restraints surrounding the holidays as well as moral issues...I'd strongly prefer it not being a woman I have to "pay" for. Paying for dinners and such...I mean, Aslan is an old school gentleman so thats perfectly expected. But if its a woman that starts the date with, "Okay, put the donation on the table"....I'd prefer to maybe "pass" on that. That can be an expensive habit and I'm just too much of a hypochondriac concerning communicable diseases. I'm not passing judgement on others...boys gotta do what they gotta do to pass the time when there's no lanes open at the bowling alley...but for me personally...I'll pass on that.

[tr33frog]

While I don't think it necessary to make it billboard sized....I agree with Iceman.

And due to financial restraints surrounding the holidays as well as moral issues...I'd strongly prefer it not being a woman I have to "pay" for. Paying for dinners and such...I mean, Aslan is an old school gentleman so thats perfectly expected. But if its a woman that starts the date with, "Okay, put the donation on the table"....I'd prefer to maybe "pass" on that. That can be an expensive habit and I'm just too much of a hypochondriac concerning communicable diseases. I'm not passing judgement on others...boys gotta do what they gotta do to pass the time when there's no lanes open at the bowling alley...but for me personally...I'll pass on that.

Well, he did say "find", not "buy", lol.

(I couldn't imagine paying $ for it, but oh, do I pay in other ways...)

[Hampe]

3) I think they have that really cool social law where the head of a company can't make like 100 times or more than what the lowest paid person in the company makes.

Lol.....I wish. There was a citizen's initiative vote recently for a referendum that would allow the highest paid person in a company to only earn 12 times as much as the lowest. That got shot down so hard it makes you wonder how they even got enough signatures to get it started. I think it lost something like 70% to 30%.

[Aslan]

Well, he did say "find", not "buy", lol.

(I couldn't imagine paying $ for it, but oh, do I pay in other ways...)

I've "paid for it" in about as many different ways as one can imagine. Relationships can always be compared to cars:

- Pay for play is like giving a guy $10 to drive a go kart a few laps around a track. You have fun, but you leave feeling like it was a waste of money that you have nothing to show for.

- A girlfriend/date is like leasing a car. You pay a great deal…but ya get a nice ride and when the lease is up…you can trade it in for a new one.

- Marriage is like actually "buying" the car outright. It depreciates a great deal, you're stuck with it even on the days where it isn't working right, nearly everything major that goes wrong will happen AFTER the warranty expires…BUT…it's YOURS…so you get a lot of mileage out of it and side by side comparison it is probably the more economical choice.

Lol.....I wish. There was a citizen's initiative vote recently for a referendum that would allow the highest paid person in a company to only earn 12 times as much as the lowest. That got shot down so hard it makes you wonder how they even got enough signatures to get it started. I think it lost something like 70% to 30%.

Would 100x be SO terrible? Whats the average salary in the US? $35,000? You're telling me there would be people crossing their arms and pouting and declaring that they couldn't possibly feed their family on 3.5 million? Thats one of the reasons this country is going to hell…you got a CEO that makes more the first HOUR of the first DAY than the person actually doing the work on the floor makes the entire YEAR. And for WHAT!? To go to board meetings and sit in leather chairs and have expensive lunches??

[Hampe]

Thats one of the reasons this country is going to hell…you got a CEO that makes more the first HOUR of the first DAY than the person actually doing the work on the floor makes the entire YEAR. And for WHAT!? To go to board meetings and sit in leather chairs and have expensive lunches??

Hehe....me and my buddy from work were joking about this today, justifying surfing the web while at work. So what if we spend an hour surfing the web at work once in a while, I'm sure the CEO went to the bathroom today and cost the company more than our weekly salaries .