What number did I come in?
And Woody Harrelson honorable mention? MFP - he made Kingpin the movie it was. He should be top 3.
Joe Kocur is a great choice. Harold Snepts would be a better choice.
Got this idea from another thread and decided not to hijack it. Here's the jist:
I will be winning the lottery soon...if God stops hating me...and I plan to have a 2-lane alley in the mansion. If this comes to fruition...I also plan to have a new internet bowling show where I invite a bowler from this site to come out and talk bowling for 10-20 minutes in an interview...then bowl against me on my lane. I'll also invite others like pros and people from my league and various others...it'll be a much more casual type of show for the everyday bowler. My biggest hopes as far as possible guests (Top 10 format):
1) John Goodman- dressed as Walter from the Big Lebowski
2) Jeff Bridges- dressed as "The Dude" from the Big Lebowski
3) Steve Buschemi
4) Barry Sanders- don't know if he bowls...but I'd *h*t myself to get to have Barry come on my show!
5) Joey Kocur- my all-time favorite Red Wing!
6) Chris Hardwick
7) Walter Ray Williams- and he's giving me a 74 pin handicap per game!
8) John Torturro- In his purple Jesus outfit from the Big Lebowski
9) Bill Murray- hopefully bowling with a replica of the ball he used in "Kingpin".
10) My Uncle...he's a really good bowler.
Honorable Mentions: 11) Jimmy Dale Gilmore- The musician/actor who played "Smokey" in the Big Lebowski...and every single time he rolled I'll yell "Over the Line!" and 12) Woody Harrelson
Iceman came in at #16 behind Randy Quaid, Steve Yzerman and Nick Lidstrom. Mike White came in at #18 behind Barry Asher.
So whats your "Top 10 List" if you had your own internet bowling show???
Last edited by Aslan; 12-12-2013 at 01:21 PM. Reason: mind your business
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What number did I come in?
And Woody Harrelson honorable mention? MFP - he made Kingpin the movie it was. He should be top 3.
Joe Kocur is a great choice. Harold Snepts would be a better choice.
did i come in as number 27 that's my lucky number
my list is from 1-100 random people pulled from a hat.
yes, yes iceman i'm putting your name in there 50 times
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Is that a short enough list for you?
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He's on my short list of people NOT invited...and if he does come...he has to bowl like a normal respectable American bowler...not like some teenager under a black light. AND...because he's an Aussie...he'll have to endure typical annoying American questions about Koalas and Kangaroos. On second thought...I might just invite him to annoy him.
In Bag: (: .) Zen Master Solid; (: .) Perfect Mindset; (: .) Brunswick Endeavor; (: .) Outer Limits Pearl; (: .) Ebonite Maxim
USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
Smokey this is not 'Nam', this is bowling. There are rules. Proud two-time winner of a bowlingboards.com weekly ball give-away!
You'll get invited eventually when I run out of good guests. All of my "fans" here on bowlingboards will eventually be invited...but you're gonna be after Iceman (due to his celebrity status), Mike White, Bowl1820, and Bunny...fo sho. So...just chill and wait your turn. I know you're looking for ANY excuse to escape Michigan...and I understand...but you'll get your turn eventually.
The problem guest is gonna be Buschemi...I'm thinkin due to his immense popularity right now...gonna be tough to book him. : (
Thanks for putting me ahead of Mike White, but shoulden't I be above your Uncle?? Do I need to have a bowl off!!!!!
I am trying like hell to get a one time 100,000 bucks, challenge with Jason/Bowula/The Dude, before I do my Christmas shopping!!!!
I think he is light on cash at the present time!!!!
What do you do for a living besides write on this website,, lol,,, ??
I am retired, but you? Your only almost 40, where do you get the time to write such long....LONG threads?
Why not put those skills to work and write for Hustler magazine?? I think it would be right up your ALLEY!!! LOL
Then you wouldn't have to ((((hold your breath in hopes of winning a lottery)))) LOL
Iceman will probably MELT before you win that money!!!
Last edited by MICHAEL; 12-13-2013 at 01:33 PM.
Don't walk on Thin Ice!
I do NOT appreciate the lack of confidence. I NEED to win the lotto. I'm taking a break from poker...so there goes my chance of getting rich that way. And you've SEEN me bowl...so that remains just a "frustrating hobby". So lotto is my only ticket to a mansion with an alley.
And my Uncle is a better bowler than even the Iceman. Granted...he's been bowling for roughly 50 years...so he had a head start...but still.
Last edited by Aslan; 12-13-2013 at 02:15 PM.
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