E-Tank and Aslan

[MICHAEL]

hopefully that was a typo!

ooopps!!!! (:/!!!

[e-tank]

Hopefully that was a typo!

i saw that and i loled hard

iceman pulling a fast one. I know how you feel about cali iceman..i know...

[Aslan]

I already tried to convince him…and Mike_White to have a charity bowl challenge…video posted to the site. Then Mike decided to go into hiding/witness protection…and e-tank pretended he never saw it.

My theory is…that M_White might be afraid to lose…because really, I have everything to gain and he has nothing to gain…so you'd hate to have an "off night" and never hear the end of it. And my theory for e-tank is that he "claims" to have a 190 average…but thats non-sanctioned bowling in one alley…probably the same lane each night…might even be no tap. So to face the "real deal" Aslan…well…what if he rolls a 128!!? Again…they have nothing to gain as the champs.

Now…I'm certainly up for it…anytime. But Mike has a 200+ average and e-tank claims to have a 190 average…so I'll be looking for some handicap pins. Now, if they want to come to me and bowl on wood lanes…maybe I waive the handicap. But on a neutral alley…I gotta think Mike would spot me 40 pins and etank spot me 30. And if it's on their home turf…then I want more like 70 and 60 respectively.

But the Aslan is all about put up or shut up…so as soon as Iceman arranges the event…which is sure to draw better ratings than the WSOB…I'm in!

But blowing is extra. I'm not saying "no"…because I believe everyone has a price for most things…but I can tell you if MikeW and etank pool their collective resources…they're still coming up well shy of the number they'd need.

[e-tank]

I already tried to convince him…and Mike_White to have a charity bowl challenge…video posted to the site. Then Mike decided to go into hiding/witness protection…and e-tank pretended he never saw it.

My theory is…that M_White might be afraid to lose…because really, I have everything to gain and he has nothing to gain…so you'd hate to have an "off night" and never hear the end of it. And my theory for e-tank is that he "claims" to have a 190 average…but thats non-sanctioned bowling in one alley…probably the same lane each night…might even be no tap. So to face the "real deal" Aslan…well…what if he rolls a 128!!? Again…they have nothing to gain as the champs.

Now…I'm certainly up for it…anytime. But Mike has a 200+ average and e-tank claims to have a 190 average…so I'll be looking for some handicap pins. Now, if they want to come to me and bowl on wood lanes…maybe I waive the handicap. But on a neutral alley…I gotta think Mike would spot me 40 pins and etank spot me 30. And if it's on their home turf…then I want more like 70 and 60 respectively.

But the Aslan is all about put up or shut up…so as soon as Iceman arranges the event…which is sure to draw better ratings than the WSOB…I'm in!

But blowing is extra. I'm not saying "no"…because I believe everyone has a price for most things…but I can tell you if MikeW and etank pool their collective resources…they're still coming up well shy of the number they'd need.

Currently 199 avg woooo(league just started) err i mean ive never bowled in my life cuz all of my scores are unsanctioned. I just like to collect balls and chat about bowling here with you fine folks. Never bowled on wood, but i doubt id be able to keep even my urethane on the lanes lol

[MICHAEL]

He is a bowling pro/driller, and would have huge advantage!!

THIS IS you Aslan, and E-Tank!! Plain and simple!

Get your heads together,,, I am putting up the winning money, just call me Daddy Warbucks!! I have the winning money that I will send $5000.00 mm to winner!

All I ask is that someone I can trust, say your mom Aslan, does the vedio!!

It has to be at a neutral alley where no advantage is given!

You can both have your coaches in your corners, but they CAN'T BOWEL for you if you are injured while bowling, but your Mother would be acceptable to sub for either of you, or E-Tank could use his aunt on his mothers side!

Rules,,,,, ONE GAME! (if Aslan win's, we will then go to the best 2 out of 3)!

Seem fair? Get this thing set up!! This needs to happen before Christmas!!

[dnhoffman]

Monopoly money isn't very incentivizing...

[e-tank]

He is a bowling pro/driller, and would have huge advantage!!

THIS IS you Aslan, and E-Tank!! Plain and simple!

Get your heads together,,, I am putting up the winning money, just call me Daddy Warbucks!! I have the winning money that I will send $5000.00 mm to winner!

All I ask is that someone I can trust, say your mom Aslan, does the vedio!!

It has to be at a neutral alley where no advantage is given!

You can both have your coaches in your corners, but they CAN'T BOWEL for you if you are injured while bowling, but your Mother would be acceptable to sub for either of you, or E-Tank could use his aunt on his mothers side!

Rules,,,,, ONE GAME! (if Aslan win's, we will then go to the best 2 out of 3)!

Seem fair? Get this thing set up!! This needs to happen before Christmas!!

You forgot no tri grip balls. Having a magic ball is a major advantage

[MICHAEL]

Monopoly money isn't very incentivizing...

How do you know mm doesn't stand for: Mucho-Money! Spanish!!

[dnhoffman]

Good point.

[dnhoffman]

He is a bowling pro/driller, and would have huge advantage!!

THIS IS you Aslan, and E-Tank!! Plain and simple!

Get your heads together,,, I am putting up the winning money, just call me Daddy Warbucks!! I have the winning money that I will send $5000.00 mm to winner!

All I ask is that someone I can trust, say your mom Aslan, does the vedio!!

It has to be at a neutral alley where no advantage is given!

You can both have your coaches in your corners, but they CAN'T BOWEL for you if you are injured while bowling, but your Mother would be acceptable to sub for either of you, or E-Tank could use his aunt on his mothers side!

Rules,,,,, ONE GAME! (if Aslan win's, we will then go to the best 2 out of 3)!

Seem fair? Get this thing set up!! This needs to happen before Christmas!!

When I picture Aslan bowling next to Iceman: