E-Tank and Aslan

[Mike White]

NO...that was not me!! That was Jaescrub and Iceman who consistently roll 290-300 games but lose to "lesser bowlers" due to their handicaps.

I am a FIRM believer IN Handicaps...and am a FIRM believer that those who complain about handicaps costing them games/trophies etc should step it up and bowl in scratch lesgues/tournaments/sport leagues rather than complain about it.

Okay...then we just need Iceman to sanction a match between Mike White and I. Then we'll need a videographer...and to decide on a venue. If it's scratch, you're coming to Anaheim Hills and bowling me on wood lanes where I'll at least have a "shot". If it has to be "neutral", then we'll have to figure something out.

The trick is "camera work". How do we video an entire game or series? Your average person only has a cell phone camera or point/shoot camera. My video camera still uses 8mm casettes for crying out loud. I've videoed a couple frames per game and have the software to edit and combine them...but it would be alot cooler to just video tape the entire thing including a cool pre-game interview session. It's the 21st century...the tecnology MUST exist!!?

If you feel better about bowling on wood lanes, were can do it there.

It's been a long time since I bowled on real wood lanes, but that is what I grew up on, so I have no fear of wood.

[MICHAEL]

All I can say Aslan,,, knowing you,,, knowing Mike White (from what I know of mike White on this site) It would make David and goliath, look like a do able thing....

Wait,,, David did slay Goliath!! Can you beat Mike, Aslan!!! Do you have that same power slue the master!!

This would be for nothing but bragging rights!!

I not putting any good mm on this bet, odds would be WAY TOO HIGH!

Your already a winner,,,, E-tank back out!! YOU Aslan back a 199 bowler down!!

[Aslan]

Well…sounds like it's ON!! I'll await to hear some details from Mike when he wants to do this thing!

[MICHAEL]

This is a huge mistake Aslan,,, you need a hired gun to take on Mike White! How much money do you have????
If the price was right, I would fly out there, and take care of this matter for you! You will be destroyed, and the pain my have lasting effects on your already low self-esteem!

If you decided to do this have a preacher near by to perform last bowling rights!! preferably a bowling preacher!

[Hampe]

NO...that was not me!! That was Jaescrub and Iceman who consistently roll 290-300 games but lose to "lesser bowlers" due to their handicaps.

Just wanted to clear this up for you Aslan since you made the mistake a few times. You mean "Jamau (or Jason) and Iceman". The first time I saw you write that I thought you were trying to be a dick by calling Jason "Jae-scrub" since he doesn't bowl sport pattern leagues, but then I remembered there is a user here called jaescrub . But I thought I'd clear it up for you anyway....

[Aslan]

This is a huge mistake Aslan,,, you need a hired gun to take on Mike White! How much money do you have????
If the price was right, I would fly out there, and take care of this matter for you! You will be destroyed, and the pain my have lasting effects on your already low self-esteem!

If you decided to do this have a preacher near by to perform last bowling rights!! preferably a bowling preacher!

Iceman should be promoted to moderator. He's so very supportive of forum members and their journey towards bowling improvement.

Just wanted to clear this up for you Aslan since you made the mistake a few times. You mean "Jamau (or Jason) and Iceman". The first time I saw you write that I thought you were trying to be a dick by calling Jason "Jae-scrub" since he doesn't bowl sport pattern leagues, but then I remembered there is a user here called jaescrub . But I thought I'd clear it up for you anyway....

My bad. AND...you're correct...non-intentional. I got the two mixed up..I did mean Jaemau/Jason/Dude...Iceman's buddy and the lover of all bowling balls that have fragarence.

[circlecity]

I grew up bowling with Mike White so taking in all the facts in I would say this should be pretty easy. Perhaps Mike should use a house ball and shoes just to make it the slight interesting.

[Aslan]

I grew up bowling with Mike White so taking in all the facts in I would say this should be pretty easy. Perhaps Mike should use a house ball and shoes just to make it the slight interesting.

Thus why I asked for 62 pins of handicap...yet Iceman won't allow it. So that leaves me a very, very rough road ahead. I still accept the challenge...but man...I'll have to bowl over a 600-series to stay in it and I've only done that once. Now, I think it was at Mike's home alley...but still.

[circlecity]

Thus why I asked for 62 pins of handicap...yet Iceman won't allow it. So that leaves me a very, very rough road ahead. I still accept the challenge...but man...I'll have to bowl over a 600-series to stay in it and I've only done that once. Now, I think it was at Mike's home alley...but still.

Maybe just bowling scratch for 3 games and see how it goes. Aslan, I would try and bowl later in the evening like something past 8pm. He is in senior leagues and perhaps he will get tired.