A woman and her coach

[MICHAEL]

NOTICE THE PERFECT FORM BEING dictated by her coach, who charged 10 cents a lesson! LOL


Coach: " No dear, don't look at the pins, look at your feet"

Student: " But I don't know where to throw the damn thing"

Coach: "The newer balls we have now days, correct themselves and find the pocket" , "Trust me"
"These newer balls that they sell on Bowlingballs.com are taking the sport out of bowling!"
"I fear one day, we won't even need to throw the fricken ball, just set it down on the lanes and
give it a push"!

Student: " If I can't look at the pins, then I think they should put marks on the lanes to use as aiming targets, maybe a group of arrows spaced evenly across the lane"

Coach: Don't be ridiculous!!!! Keeping looking at your damn shoes!! "The stuff I put up with for 10 cents an hour

[Aslan]

"Might be easier to bowl without blankets wrapped around you."

"Your husband lets you out of the house unsupervised once a week and you go bowling?"

"And finally Martha is playing under the bright lights of 2 candles."

"That is a handsome woman."

"Ah the good ole days of lesbianism."

"Well…if they're sisters…they're Mormon. If not, I'm guessin Amish and I'm thinking the photo was NOT appreciated."

"So where were Iceman and Hammer when this photo was taken? At the snack bar?" kidding.

"Where to they keep their iPhones?"

"First bowling, then they get to vote, then they'll want equal pay. Slippery slope."

"A little more knee bend on the sliding foot Betty."

"Is the chick on the left wearing a 'Live Strong' bracelet? Nah, I'm guessin either 'I Love Boobies" or 'WWJD'."

"Imagine the ball is dirty laundry and you're trying to wring it out…"

"Makes it very difficult to envision them naked wearing 19lbs of wool and cotton."

"You can't read the back of their team bowling shirts but I'm guessing either 'Whitman Worsted Yarn Co.' or 'Alley Cats'."

"Little did they know that in 50 years, Belmo would be born and everyone would switch to 2-handed."

"If bowling lessons cost 10 cents, I'm thinking a bj has gotta run 40 cents, full service will run ya $1."

"It's a waste of 10 cents if she aint got a spare ball."