Only problem is she hates bowling! She wants to know if your still looking!! I said, ( I don't know!!! In reality he is looking for a Nice looking woman that goes to Chruch on Sundays, and Thrusdays, and loves to bowl!)
She said, too bad! She really wanted to teach him how to play volley ball on the beach, not far from where he hibernates!
I will keep looking .....
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And I LOVE me some Alyssa Milano…so I'm gonna say "yes"…but if she truly doesn't like bowling (despite her outfit choice)…gonna have to pass. Well, I'm open to the physical stuff…but old age has taught me that a "relationship" needs to be built on common interests…so the true "Mrs. Right" and I will not just be compatible physically.
I guess Alyssa, was just JACKING with me! She just wanted to know if she COULD LAND YOU if she wanted too! A TEASE!!! She, (private messaged iceman), (Tell Aslan he is right,,,, We probably wouldn't have much in common,,, "I am beautiful, he is well, I will be nice AVERAGE"!)
" He likes to spend his day bowing, and writing on bowlingboard.com,,, " I like to spend men's money, and swim nude in the ocean! "He has no money, other then that Closet full of bowling balls." It would be doomed from the start,,, "TELL ASLAN, GOOD LUCK, (I think he's going to need it"!
SORRY ASLAN,,,,, Wow,,,, I thought this was for real,,, how about the gal in the Green Shorts,,,, she has sent me another: (private message!)
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HOW TRUE!!!! Great observation,,, Ice agrees! I doubt it would ever have worked with Aslan,,, he is just too much of a Man for the likes of her.
The FACT THAT she doesn't mind WEARING COOL BOWLING cloths, but hates the sport, would DESTROY the relationship.
I sure that Aslan, with his passion for BOWLING,,,, Conflicts would have ruled HER out even with her un-Godly-knock-down-drag out- good looks!!
HE would have been womanless again in less then 23 years, searching for his TRUE BOWLING mate!
The Life of Aslan, and his quest for bowling GREATNESS, is a lonely journey!!
ICE will NEVER GIVE UP...
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Last edited by MICHAEL; 07-01-2014 at 11:58 AM.
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