HELP FIND ASLAN a WOMAN!!

[MICHAEL]

I was gonna post a picture for Iceman to use in his quest...but he's far too good with photo editing software and has far too much time on his hands...so I'll just let my videos speak for themselves.[/QUOTE]

Women bowlers from all over the WORLD come to Bowlingboard.com!! Many of them have sent me private messages saying, ("I can't see much in those videos!")

At least 1 of them said, post a picture of Aslan!! They want a picture of you full length, front and side! Also One said they wanted a picture of you flexing your massive bowling arm,,,,,, "the one you deliver your ball with!"

I promise you with MY super Hero WORD, I will not touch your pictures!! I am doing this for you,,,,, for what ever reason I can't even figure out myself!

I just know, and can feel you need a WOMAN! POST THAT PICTURE,,, most bowling women are very laxed on their appearance requirements, so , (((don't worry!)))!

This could be your chance to find your Bowling Soul Mate!!

[Aslan]

Okay Iceman...since you gave your word and the word of a retired iron worker means something I will post one. I just have to edit some people out of it, crop it, and post it. Maybe tonight after I get done paying some bills online.

[MICHAEL]

I sent Iceman an email, I couldn't figure out how to become a member! I do work out, heavy lifter, you should see my tosh!! I might just be that dream woman your looing for! I do live in CA,,, Sand-Frand-sissco!! Know where that at Aslan?
I would love to go bowling with you, but I don't have any balls? Could I borrow one, just one of yours? I have read many of your threads, and think a person like me could learn soooooooo much from you!



Aslan, I have been saving myself for someone just like YOU! Please post a clear picture of yourself for me,
hope to hear from you soon, Rachel,,,, my name before the gender change was Ralph! I hope that's not a problem.

p.s. I can bench press 450lbs! I have been hurt before... ( xoxoxxx!!

[tccstudent]

Ding Ding I think we have a winner

[Mudpuppy]

that is a clear winner, lol

[Aslan]

1) Thats not a woman. Which makes me wonder about this forum if the people responding can't tell the difference.

2) That's making me physically ill. I think I'm done with Iceman's fantasy for now.

[MICHAEL]

I just clean them up a little and pass them on to you Aslan! Some I have had to just destroy!! Knowing this is PG 15!

I am sure we will find a woman for you, and I can feel it in your posts,,, More then a free ball, you need a woman!

Many that have Privite messaged me said your standards are so high that they don't even try!!!!

How about this for your dream date: HOT LOOKING CHICK, Bronze level or above Coaching, Bowls to live, and lives to Bowl!!

[Mudpuppy]

Sounds reasonable iceman

[MICHAEL]

Aslan just think of the fun we could have bowling together! You are a huge star now on bowlingboard.com. and that is a big turn on for me! I am a bronze bowling coach, but believe me I don’t think you need me for a coach, but maybe a girl friend? I would let you brad the hair under my womanly arms pits! I sometimes use that hair to wipe the oil off my bowling balls, but then you probably knew that! ()

If you think I just might be your kind of woman, and you like the cavewoman look, drop Iceman a line! He knows how to get in touch with me…

p.s. guess what color my eyes are Aslan??? NO,, not red,,,, I am giving you a heart on, I hope... Maybe 2,, I know I have two on my eyes just for you!

Just for you information my eyes are dark brown, like the stuff you just might be standing in at this moment! This is for Aslan, not you iceman...... XXXXXOOOOO!

Hey bud, I just copied it, and did a paste,,,,, let me know if this one would work out for you, Champ!!

[Mudpuppy]

Man iceman really digs up some hotties for you Aslan, lol