Contest Mar 10, 2014 to Mar 16, 2014 - Roto Grip Asylum

[Bunny]

Aslan you are like the Washington Generals. That is the team that could never beat the Harlem Globetrotters and win the trophy, or bowling ball !

Oh Man, that's funny! I remember I got in an argument with my Dad when I was a kid about how I thought The Globetrotters were a good team. I got so mad when he said that it was pretend and The Generals could beat The Globetrotters if they wanted to.

[shonut260]

Would love one in 15 lbs.

[Aslan]

Aslan you are like the Washington Generals. That is the team that could never beat the Harlem Globetrotters and win the trophy, or bowling ball !

I envision Bowl1820 drawing names manually out of a hat and my name literally gets pulled like 5 times in a row and each time he reads it, throws it in the trash, and mumbles, "Nope. Not gonna happen...next."

[MICHAEL]

I envision Bowl1820 drawing names manually out of a hat and my name literally gets pulled like 5 times in a row and each time he reads it, throws it in the trash, and mumbles, "Nope. Not gonna happen...next."

negative thoughts will get YOU NO WHERE!!!

[MICHAEL]

I envision Bowl1820 drawing names manually out of a hat and my name literally gets pulled like 5 times in a row and each time he reads it, throws it in the trash, and mumbles, "Nope. Not gonna happen...next."

DONT THINK NEGATIVE, it will get you No WHERE,,, in fact people will start calling your NO WHERE MAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PASYqq4-iD0

[bowl1820]

I envision Bowl1820 drawing names manually out of a hat and my name literally gets pulled like 5 times in a row and each time he reads it, throws it in the trash, and mumbles, "Nope. Not gonna happen...next."

Here again Aslan's fevered, alcohol fueled visions and ramblings are far from reality, Since I don't have nothing to do with the drawings.

[Aslan]

Here again Aslan's fevered, alcohol fueled visions and ramblings are far from reality, Since I don't have nothing to do with the drawings.

I realize it's not how it actually is....it's just how I envision it....because you're a "hater".

My secondary imaginary scenario is that the software used to pick the winner has some kinda of flaw in it.. Like my IPod. For some reason, my IPod loves to play "House of Fire" by Alice Cooper. I don't know why, but when I start playing a playlist...of 70-300 songs....the IPod seems to always go to House of Fire early on in the playlist. My IPod just "likes" that song.

[bowl1820]

I realize it's not how it actually is....it's just how I envision it....because you're a "hater".

Well if thinking I'm a Hater helps you feel good about yourself go ahead.

If you "realize it's not how it actually is" then why say it, Don't try to pass it off as just joking. It's just a backhanded way of you "hating" against me, you do it too often for it to be good natured kidding around.

Just remember everyone here can read your posts and mine, where they can see you bring my name up all the time and making little comments related to me in your posts.

So they can make up their own minds about whose a hater.

[Mudpuppy]

If you guys decide who the hater(s) is (are) let me know - I got a fresh batch of haterade for you - new and approved now with 10% less ethylene glycol.

In the meantime I'll be over here bowling and drinking beer.

[sara2117]

Good Luck everyone! The Asylum is an amazing ball! I'm sure it'll have the same hitting power as all the Roto Grip balls.