High Sanctioned Scratch Game - 300(12) Hi Sanctioned Scratch Series - 822(3)
2016/17 Book Average=221, 2017/18 Composite Average=223
Equipment in the bag - Storm Crux Prime, Storm Physix, Roto Grip Idol, Roto Grip Idol Pearl, Roto Grip Hyper Cell Fused, Storm Sure Lock, Storm Drive, Roto Grip Winner Solid, Roto Grip Haywire, Storm Fever Pitch, Roto Grip Red ball spare.
Rev Rate 400. Speed 18 at heads, 16.5-17 at pins. Axis tilt 10, Axis Rotation 55. PAP 5 5/8 x 5/8 up
High Sanctioned Scratch Game - 300(12) Hi Sanctioned Scratch Series - 822(3)
2016/17 Book Average=221, 2017/18 Composite Average=223
Equipment in the bag - Storm Crux Prime, Storm Physix, Roto Grip Idol, Roto Grip Idol Pearl, Roto Grip Hyper Cell Fused, Storm Sure Lock, Storm Drive, Roto Grip Winner Solid, Roto Grip Haywire, Storm Fever Pitch, Roto Grip Red ball spare.
Rev Rate 400. Speed 18 at heads, 16.5-17 at pins. Axis tilt 10, Axis Rotation 55. PAP 5 5/8 x 5/8 up
And you seem to forget I never claimed to be the greatest bowler of all time or the bowler with the most excuses - you take those titles.
In the whole sequence I was out of the oil maybe 3-4 shots. You just like to spit verbal venom at everyone. It's a miracle you have any customers. I'll spray can my way to victory any night of the week - morning or afternoon too. I am a THS bowler - I know what my skill level is and I am good with it. I could blame the seismic activity that day or the guy at the counter looked at me funny and made advances or the beer wasn't cold but I'll leave the excuse making and unproductive comments to you. I am definitely inconsistent. Sorry you couldn't see my target - I wasn't aware I was getting a free bowling lesson from someone with clearly more experience - age wise anyways - who wishes they could spray can a 633 series. If you bowled against Betty White I would definitely put my good money on Betty White and of course give you a few pins handicap plus make a side wager you would have 1,000 excuses to her 1.
Thank you for your comments. I will look forward to your informative and helpful comments for this month's video. Good luck finding bone dry lanes to suit your style. I hear after open bowling they are pretty dry. Next video you should wear clown makeup and a funny hat so it would actually entertain us.
It's hard to decide what is a better internet fight.
Aslan vs. MWhite
MWhite vs. Rob M.
or
MWhite vs. Mudpuppy
I think it's MWhite vs Mudpuppy because:
A) MWhitevRobM is too technical...too many numbers thrown around. It's like 2 nerds arguing about whether Star Trek was superior in spaceship technology to Star Wars. Not to mention, Rob M. plays the "holier than thou" card and just stops fighting...using the "win by non-participation" tactic.
B) While Aslan is funnier than Mudpuppy...Aslan is difficult to get "upset" or "animated". It's just a battle that degrades into "I know you but what I am I". Meanwhile...Mudpuppy when confronted with any type of moderate level "zinger" immediately jumps to hsi feet and starts attacking like a Tazmanian devil!! He insults your lifestyle and your looks and your business accuity and even your momma!! No mercy!!
While a RobM/MWhite debate is like an interview on Larry King....and an Aslan/MWhite debate like an interview on Crossfire with Chris Matthews....a Mudpuppy/MWhite debate is like a pre-match WWF interview.
Not to mention the idea that Mucpuppy, a non-2-handed bowler, could be the greatest bowler ever is rather absurd. I'm gonna have to use the Larry Flynt legal precedence on that one. If a non-2-handed bowler claims to be anything above "average at best" then it's certainly meant as a joke. Am I wrong?
No cliff notes needed - this is spot on. I might suck at bowling and life in general but the good Lord (or your deity of choice) has blessed (or cursed) me with the silver tongue. I wouldn't recommend engaging in any kind of verbal altercation but seems like MWhite enjoys the abuse. And duly noted not once has he ever redeemed himself by offering actual helpful advice or answering point by point - he picks out a random point out of context and disputes it with a "fact" again out of context. Honestly I feel like I am debating someone from my kid's preschool.
You got that right brother. And in all honesty I don't want to be the greatest bowler ever. I don't even want to be top 100,000. I am good being Joe THS bowler and having fun with it. Life's a garden....dig it. Not here for a long time just here for a good time. All that good happy feel good stuff ya know?
Agreed. And the music was way better than whatever Mudpuppy was blaring in his video.
That video does remind me of a huge arguement we had way back when about "muscling" the ball. I was practically burnt at the the stake for pointing out that the swing motion is not a true pendulum as most bowlers "add muscling" to the downward swing. I was told that the swing should be a pure pendulum and adding "muscling" is bad.
Well...unless Mike is using his mutant powers of gravity manipulation...he's muscling BIG TIME...because that ball is speeding up significantly on the downswing.
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USBC#: 8259-59071; USBC Sanctioned Average = 192; Lifetime Average = 172;
Ball Speed: 14.7mph; Rev. Rate: 240rpm || High Game (sanc.) = 300 (268); High Series (sanc.) = 725 (720); Clean Games: 198
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