Marketing Idea to benefit Us All

[rv driver]

Along the lines of my little rant in the "contest" thread, I've been thinking that what I really, really need is for Storm to come out with a keychain. One that has a little bowling ball on the end of it that matches the real Storm ball in my bag -- Sync, iQ, Tropical Breeze, or whatever. And the little bowling ball should smell strongly of "pine," or "amaretto," or "new car scent." Now THAT would beat those silly cardboard pine trees people dangle from their mirrors... Plus, when you're walking, the scent goes with you to cover up those manly smells emitted following a good meal of barbecue and beans.

[Mudpuppy]

Now that's a billion dollar idea - throw in a coupon for bbq and beans with the purchase of the keychain and you are right there with Bill Gates. I see it as the 5th most significant event in the history of mankind just behind creation, Jesus, fire, wheel and finally the storm keychain. The only way it wouldn't work is if you released it on the same day of the Second Coming of Jesus. But what are the chances? Like roulette it's been 2014 years so far and He hasn't come back so chances are He won't be back anytime soon.

[striker12]

this is a good idea

[vdubtx]

I would buy one for sure.

[rv driver]

Now that's a billion dollar idea - throw in a coupon for bbq and beans with the purchase of the keychain and you are right there with Bill Gates. I see it as the 5th most significant event in the history of mankind just behind creation, Jesus, fire, wheel and finally the storm keychain. The only way it wouldn't work is if you released it on the same day of the Second Coming of Jesus. But what are the chances? Like roulette it's been 2014 years so far and He hasn't come back so chances are He won't be back anytime soon.

Oh, he'll be back for his Storm air freshener keychain!

[rv driver]

And while they're at it, they can build an air freshener into those hand dryers at the ball return so they don' smell like hot rubber...

[rv driver]

Oh, he'll be back for his Storm air freshener keychain!

I wonder which ball Jesus would throw?...

[Mudpuppy]

I think you are onto something - maybe that is the trigger for the second coming. A storm air freshener key chain. Let's do this. What ball? WBWJT (What Ball Would Jesus Throw) - that's a good question. Would the oil part like the red sea? I guess we will find out in due time..

[rv driver]

I think you are onto something - maybe that is the trigger for the second coming. A storm air freshener key chain. Let's do this. What ball? WBWJT (What Ball Would Jesus Throw) - that's a good question. Would the oil part like the red sea? I guess we will find out in due time..

He wouldn't throw a Storm, because he calmed the storm...
He wouldn't throw a Hammer -- especially not a Spike; too reminiscent of the cross...
He wouldn't throw a Motiv, because it's not good to question Jesus' motive...

I know! He'd throw a LORD Field!

[Blacksox1]

Storm air freshener keychain!

This is a great idea ! In other news, nice job adding an avatar. I had hoped you would have added the one of the rv on fire in Minnesota. Google it, you may like it and change it. FF bowling is good, but a RV on fire could = WIN !