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    He wouldn't throw a Storm, because he calmed the storm...
    He wouldn't throw a Hammer -- especially not a Spike; too reminiscent of the cross...
    He wouldn't throw a Motiv, because it's not good to question Jesus' motive...

    I know! He'd throw a LORD Field!
    What ball is Jesus throwing in The Big Lebowski?
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    I believe Jesus would use a wooden skeeball. Yes it would be small, but do you think Jesus would ever miss the pocket ! The ball would travel like lightning and hit like thunder ! And if by chance a 10 pin was standing, all of the universe could count on the mighty messenger, to take it down ! !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksox1 View Post
    I believe Jesus would use a wooden skeeball. Yes it would be small, but do you think Jesus would ever miss the pocket ! The ball would travel like lightning and hit like thunder ! And if by chance a 10 pin was standing, all of the universe could count on the mighty messenger, to take it down ! !
    Yes, but he just might leave a Greek Church...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksox1 View Post
    This is a great idea ! In other news, nice job adding an avatar. I had hoped you would have added the one of the rv on fire in Minnesota. Google it, you may like it and change it. FF bowling is good, but a RV on fire could = WIN !
    Nice idea, but "RV Driver" has nothing to do with a recreational vehicle. It has everything to do with a Van's Aircraft RV-10 four-seat homebuilt airplane. Here's a link to the Wikipedia article with a picture or two: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van's_Aircraft_RV-10 the "RV" stands for Richard VanGrunsven, the owner of Van's Aircraft and designer of the RV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksox1 View Post
    I believe Jesus would use a wooden skeeball. Yes it would be small, but do you think Jesus would ever miss the pocket ! The ball would travel like lightning and hit like thunder ! And if by chance a 10 pin was standing, all of the universe could count on the mighty messenger, to take it down ! !
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    Quote Originally Posted by circlecity View Post
    What ball is Jesus throwing in The Big Lebowski?
    Well that particular Jesus was into the color purple, so I believe it was the Purple Rhino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksox1 View Post
    I believe Jesus would use a wooden skeeball. Yes it would be small, but do you think Jesus would ever miss the pocket ! The ball would travel like lightning and hit like thunder ! And if by chance a 10 pin was standing, all of the universe could count on the mighty messenger, to take it down ! !
    A skeeball is below USBC specs. Are you calling Jesus a cheater?

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    Jesus would champion the cause of senseless pin violence to end. He would defend their right to remain standing.

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    Why do we need Jesus when we have Bowl1820??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslan View Post
    Why do we need Jesus when we have Bowl1820??
    That depends. Does Bowl1820 have a savior complex?

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