Favorite Movie Quotes

[Bunny]

"Saturday Donnie is Shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on an oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing ROLL!! Shomer Shabbos."- Walter

This one gets used frequently around our house when a chore needs to be done!!

[Bunny]

I'm gonna be in here all night, Dude.

It's not dirty dancing, it's Salsa!

50!!!!

-Along Came Polly

[bdtrob300]

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're un-cool." - Lester Bangs (Almost Famous)

[bdtrob300]

Walter: And Lets not forget that keeping wild animals, uh amphibious rodents, uh, that ain't legal either...
Dude: What are you a $&%*ing park ranger now?! They're going to cut my d*$# off!

[rv driver]

"Aloha. Sorry about your brain. I had a accident too. Believe it or not, this my good eye." -- Ula, "50 First Dates"

[circlecity]

Ernie McCracken: You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

[circlecity]

From Hangover III

Alan: My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!

[rv driver]

"I'm happier n' a tornada in a trailer park!" -- Tow Mater, Cars

[tccstudent]

Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your button falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

Sadie, Knocked UP

[fortheloveofbowling]

When you buy a hat like this, i bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, but it looks good on you though! Al Czervik - Caddyshack. I like to use at the bowling center when i see a guy with a ugly looking ball: I bet you get a free bowl of soup when you buy a ball like that, huh? Oh, but it looks good in your bag! Feel free to use it guys! lol