Favorite Movie Quotes

[Bunny]

"Oh God! Dixie Lee Boxx, girl nut roaster!"

-Stud Cantrell from Long Gone

[rv driver]

"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great." -- Beldar Conehead, The Coneheads

[Lloyd6770]

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

[bdtrob300]

"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to hang out and meet loose women." - Jay, Dogma

[Bunny]

...what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

LOL! I need to memorize this.

[MiggityMatt]

Here's a few from my favorite movie...

Col. Jessep:*Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

Kaffee:*Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

Col. Jessep:*... I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and puke into your dead skull, you messed with the wrong marine!


Also, from another favorite...

Billy Sunday:*My name is Master Chief Billy Sunday. There was a preacher by the same name who cleaned up Chicago of all the trash that was making that place unfit for decent folks to live. The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I *am* God!

Carl Brashear:*Forgive me sir, but to me, the Navy isn't a business. It's an organization of people who represent the finest aspects of our nation. We have many traditions. In my career, I have encountered most of them. Some are good, some not so good. I would, however not be here today were it not for our greatest tradition of all.

Captain Hanks:*And what would that be, Chief Brashear?"

Carl Brashear:*" Honor, sir"

[MiggityMatt]

I do apologize, I just realized one of the Billy Sunday quotes may be offensive. I've tried to edit it but for some reason it won't allow me.

[Bunny]

Try right clicking on edit post then open

[MiggityMatt]

Thanks, Bunny.

[rv driver]

"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER." -- Friar Tuck, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves