Bowliing and Marriage

[rv driver]

Met my wife in church choir. But it was the balls!

[Blacksox1]

Met my wife in church choir. But it was the balls!

I need a translation for the second sentence.

[Aslan]

my wife and i didn't meet at the bowling alley but we both bowl and have bowled together for quite some time. don't be afraid to go for older women i was 20 when we met and she was 27, and hot as a fire cracker in august.

Thats funny, I met Shane's wife at a bowling alley. : / And I TOTALLY agree about the firecracker thing!

[rv driver]

I need a translation for the second sentence.

The $hit
The darb
the cat's meow
sweet

You get the idea. I used "balls" because it fits the motif of bowling.

[mike_thomas93]

Lol and those guys are all married already. But yeah, I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.

[Mudpuppy]

No but a racer friend of mine met his wife at the track and got married at the track

[rv driver]

No but a racer friend of mine met his wife at the track and got married at the track

She was his "little deuce coupe."

[Shaneshu87]

Thats funny, I met Shane's wife at a bowling alley. : / And I TOTALLY agree about the firecracker thing!

hahaha i have no idea who you are and we have clearly never met but thanks for agreeing about my wife being hot as a fire cracker!

[Shaneshu87]

Thats funny, I met Shane's wife at a bowling alley. : / And I TOTALLY agree about the firecracker thing!

is it even legal for you to have fire crackers!? lol i was recently in SD and watched a guy get arrested for lighting black cats

[Aslan]

No but a racer friend of mine met his wife at the track and got married at the track

Are they horses?

I don't think horses can get married. Maybe though. I heard a radio story of someone marrying their dog. But I think at least one person has to be human for it to be valid.