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    Quote Originally Posted by rv driver View Post
    If I played Twister, I'd end up in the orthopedic ward...

    LOL,,, (,,,, very funny!!! DON"T DO IT THEN!!! LOL But Aslan,,, take it down to the beach and give it a TRY!!! If the wind is blowing put some rocks on the corners. I kid you not,,, women are drawn to men with a twist!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    Twister on the beach draws chicks with the gravitational force of a Black Hole!!!
    That still not enough to counteract Aslan's ability to repel chicks.

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    What Aslan needs is Sex Panther by Odeon...
    Sixty percent of the tie, it works every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MICHAEL View Post
    LOL,,, (,,,, very funny!!! DON"T DO IT THEN!!! LOL But Aslan,,, take it down to the beach and give it a TRY!!! If the wind is blowing put some rocks on the corners. I kid you not,,, women are drawn to men with a twist!!
    Hmmm....me in a speedo with a Twister mat and a sign saying, "Girls Please Come Play Twister!!" Hmmmmm....

    Not only am I about 99% sure that would not work...I'm about 48% sure the mere discussion of it should result in an infraction. It is truly terrifying.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike White View Post
    That still not enough to counteract Aslan's ability to repel chicks.
    True.

    Quote Originally Posted by rv driver View Post
    What Aslan needs is Sex Panther by Odeon...
    Sixty percent of the tie, it works every time.
    Absolutely!! Then I'll smell like a dirty diaper that has been lit on fire. Well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslan View Post
    Hmmm....me in a speedo with a Twister mat and a sign saying, "Girls Please Come Play Twister!!" Hmmmmm....

    Not only am I about 99% sure that would not work...I'm about 48% sure the mere discussion of it should result in an infraction. It is truly terrifying.


    True.



    Absolutely!! Then I'll smell like a dirty diaper that has been lit on fire. Well played.
    I'm thinking that Storm needs a really hooky ball that smells like Sex Panther...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rv driver View Post
    I'm thinking that Storm needs a really hooky ball that smells like Sex Panther...
    "60% of the time it works.. every time" "that doesn't even make sense..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaneshu87 View Post
    "60% of the time it works.. every time" "that doesn't even make sense..."
    It's not supposed to. It's a line from Anchorman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rv driver View Post
    It's not supposed to. It's a line from Anchorman.
    yeah note the quotations on "That doesn't even make sense..." that is the line that follows "60% of the time....." line

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaneshu87 View Post
    yeah note the quotations on "That doesn't even make sense..." that is the line that follows "60% of the time....." line
    OMG! That's right! ROFL.

    "I don't know what we're yelling about!!!"

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    "loud noises!"

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