Quick Statistical Test with 11 months in...

[classygranny]

So apparently I need more money and to move to Scottsdale.

I'm not a stickler for smart. Drunk, wounded, on the rebound, dumb…all those are ways to lower their standards "just" enough where I get some consideration.

Lots of consideration, IF you want to assist with the manicures, pedicures, hair coloring, shopping trips to Macy's/wherever things are overpriced, drinks at some fancy bar around the Kierland's area. You got bucks to spend, lots of them would have much consideration...even for you!

[Aslan]

You got bucks to spend, lots of them would have much consideration...even for you!

Sooo…in Scottsdale; it's like everywhere else. Noted.

Case in POINT!!

Today!! I was at the Saturday clinic…and 2-4 lanes over…there was a man who looked a lot like THIS:



And was bowling with a girlfriend that looked nearly identical to THIS (EXCEPT his girlfriend had what appeared to be DDDs):



And…as if it wasn't weird enough…she chose to wear spandex shorts and a sports bra!!! And NO…I am TOTALLY not making this up!! It was SO strange…that every guy bowling on my lanes and the lanes next to us…ALL were talking about it!!!

The one guy said to me, "She is wearing all orange, even her shoes. Orange must be her favorite color."

And I thought about saying, "Congratulations for being the first person to notice her shoes this month." but instead said "No…I think it's green ($$$)."

So yeah, money can get you hot women…lack of money pretty much excludes that. I'll file that right next to "Sticking a fork in a light socket is unpleasant." in the file marked, "Duh."

[Amyers]

Hate to break the bad news to you Aslan but that's not just Scottsdale.