LION vs ICEMAN

[Hampe]

I'll be sponsored...putting on both speaking engagements AND bowling clinics....

One can only imagine what that would look like:

[MICHAEL]

The only thing I see on the front of that shirt are parts of the female anatomy.

Wow, vdubtx,,, Is that ALL YOU SEE??? You need to get YOURSELF a Woman! What do you see when you look at THIS!

If you still SEE A PART of a Woman's anatomy, don't,,, let me repeat DON'T go hunting for this animal in Colorado! It might look like a part of a woman's anatomy, but its nothing to butt heads with!!

When I look at it,,,, ( and I am trying hard vdubtx, ) I see my 3/4 ton cumin's diesel truck, with my 5th wheel hook up to that puppy!!

Had a good practice secession yesterday afternoon,,, too bad it didn't count! ICEMAN IS GETTING READY FOR THE RUMBLE!!! LOL

[MICHAEL]

One can only imagine what that would look like:

frontal view of class while Aslan giving lecture!!!

[Aslan]

Rob, YOU WILL JUST BE frosting on my birthday Cake!!!

Speaking of cake...IF someone were to be bringing a birthday cake for the occasion...and I stress IF...because up until this event you are nothing but a worthless enemy who deserves no mercy nor cakes of any kind...but IF I were to say bring a cake...of a birthday fashion...ONLY to eat it front of you and mock you of course...what is Iceman's favorite type of cake?? I'm assuming ice cream...because that truly IS the BEST knind of cake. But remember, this is Vegas...and it's hot so...ya get the picture. I'm also assuming given your advanced age that you may be lactose intolerant??

Lemme know.

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LOOK ME RIGHT IN THE EYES MIKE, AS I AM YOU RIGHT NOW,,, YES I SEE YOU!! Don't worry about if and when he wore diapers!

Great...now I'm laughing and picturing you wearing diapers under those shorts.

Intimidation doesn't work on me Iceman. Ya know what I do when someone gets in my face and tries to intimidate me?? I let out a huge fart. Trust me...nobody is intimidating when you are passing gas. AND...it has the added advantage that it totally makes them feel disrespected.

Rob I'm pretty sure with this group heading your way your already the loser regardless of score.

Yeah, given Vegas's reputation for the worst school system, one of the highest crime rates, the abundance of down-and-out suicidal gamblers, hookers, drugs, foreclosure rates, intolerant temperatures, and lack of really any cultural significance whatsoever...I honestly don't think our little internet bowling tournament of misfit boys is gonna tarnish the otherwise stellar reputation of Sin City.

I am not going to say which establishment I have picked for GOOD REASON! I won't be able to practice the lane
until the day I get there. Let me just say, I did a lot of research, and my pick might surprise you Rob!

I ask the guy at the desk if he knew you, and he said,,,, No,,,, no can't say that I do know him!

I am not worried about Mike, and Aslan,,, they live too far away to get some practice on the lanes I selected. I will make it all know in a FAIR amount of TIME!

I now have the place picked out, lets talk about a good time for everyone! Mid-day?? 1pm?? sound good? Or does HIGH NOON sound cool!!
Shoot Out at The ????????????

Ummm. can I get a PM of some kind by September 1st so that I can make a reservation or at least reserve something at a nearby discount meth addict motel? I plan on traveling there very, very early in the AM to beat the traffic on Wednesday and hopefully get there in time to check in, and "maybe" even throw 1-3 games on the lanes just to get a "feel" for things. I might not stay AT the casino...I may stay at a nearby place at an extreme discount...or in a luxurious suite if I win the lotto before then. But realize...Vegas has this really annoying tendency to "fill up" due to stupid conventions and stuff. You'd think with 170 hotels...vacancy wouldn't be an issue...but I'd prefer to not have to stay in Barstow beacuse you waited till the week before to let us in on the secret.

I'd reccomend 2-4PM type of a general timeframe. If we wait too late, then a lot of these centers fill up with league play on a Wednesday. But if we make it too early, it puts the pressure on those of us (especially you) travelling. Maybe you could talk to the center, and ask them for a 2hr time slot that would be preferential in terms of availability.

[Mike White]

IT's MY Birthday so, Just to let you know, I have booked my two night stay, Sept 23, and Sept 24! Very reasonable rate.

I am not going to say which establishment I have picked for GOOD REASON! I won't be able to practice the lane
until the day I get there. Let me just say, I did a lot of research, and my pick might surprise you Rob!

I ask the guy at the desk if he knew you, and he said,,,, No,,,, no can't say that I do know him!

I am not worried about Mike, and Aslan,,, they live too far away to get some practice on the lanes I selected. I will make it all know in a FAIR amount of TIME!

I now have the place picked out, lets talk about a good time for everyone! Mid-day?? 1pm?? sound good? Or does HIGH NOON sound cool!!
Shoot Out at The ????????????

Not too early on Wednesday, I have to bowl league on Tuesday Night, so I was hoping to get a good night sleep at home, then head out at about 8:00 am, for an approx 3.5 hour trip.

[MICHAEL]

Speaking of cake...IF someone were to be bringing a birthday cake for the occasion...and I stress IF...because up until this event you are nothing but a worthless enemy who deserves no mercy nor cakes of any kind...but IF I were to say bring a cake...of a birthday fashion...ONLY to eat it front of you and mock you of course...what is Iceman's favorite type of cake?? I'm assuming ice cream...because that truly IS the BEST knind of cake. But remember, this is Vegas...and it's hot so...ya get the picture. I'm also assuming given your advanced age that you may be lactose intolerant??

Lemme know.


Great...now I'm laughing and picturing you wearing diapers under those shorts.

Intimidation doesn't work on me Iceman. Ya know what I do when someone gets in my face and tries to intimidate me?? I let out a huge fart. Trust me...nobody is intimidating when you are passing gas. AND...it has the added advantage that it totally makes them feel disrespected.


Yeah, given Vegas's reputation for the worst school system, one of the highest crime rates, the abundance of down-and-out suicidal gamblers, hookers, drugs, foreclosure rates, intolerant temperatures, and lack of really any cultural significance whatsoever...I honestly don't think our little internet bowling tournament of misfit boys is gonna tarnish the otherwise stellar reputation of Sin City.



Ummm. can I get a PM of some kind by September 1st so that I can make a reservation or at least reserve something at a nearby discount meth addict motel? I plan on traveling there very, very early in the AM to beat the traffic on Wednesday and hopefully get there in time to check in, and "maybe" even throw 1-3 games on the lanes just to get a "feel" for things. I might not stay AT the casino...I may stay at a nearby place at an extreme discount...or in a luxurious suite if I win the lotto before then. But realize...Vegas has this really annoying tendency to "fill up" due to stupid conventions and stuff. You'd think with 170 hotels...vacancy wouldn't be an issue...but I'd prefer to not have to stay in Barstow beacuse you waited till the week before to let us in on the secret.

I'd reccomend 2-4PM type of a general timeframe. If we wait too late, then a lot of these centers fill up with league play on a Wednesday. But if we make it too early, it puts the pressure on those of us (especially you) travelling. Maybe you could talk to the center, and ask them for a 2hr time slot that would be preferential in terms of availability.

Not too early on Wednesday, I have to bowl league on Tuesday Night, so I was hoping to get a good night sleep at home, then head out at about 8:00 am, for an approx 3.5 hour trip.

WHAT A GUY!!!! YOU,,, you would bring me a Cake, and Ice-cream, for ICEMAN's 66 birthday!! Such a nice thought form a guy that has a closet for of undrilled bowling balls!!! ( would it be home made?? ), or store bought! If its Store bought Costco makes a Fantastic Fricken 4 layer Dark Chocolate Cake! (on a 1 to 10 its a 10!) vanilla Ice cream is the only way to go with that Wonderful mouth watering Dark Chocolate Costco Cake!





Maybe a Costco close to where we will be bowling, unless you want to bake the cake, and make home made ice-cream for ICEMAN! You know Aslan,,, YOU don't need to do that for me! Just the thought makes me all fuzz inside! Home made Ice-cream would be wonderful too instead of store bought!

Mike, I was hoping to kick you guys butts before rush hour???? Then go out and celebrate my victories!!! It been a while since I have been to
Vegas... I need to see if the Star Trek thing is still going on at the Hilton!!

I imagine it might get busy around late afternoon, and maybe even leagues. I will check into availability, and might even have ROB, check it out in person if he lives close to where the show down is going to take place. I will make sure we do have lanes, is 1pm good,,, 2pm at the latest?

Your thoughts about 1pm,, (not that I care), ICEMAN will bowl, and I will find some gambling losers within eye sight to kick their asks that day, if all of you chicken out!

That special day,,, the DAY THAT Iceman come into this world Sept 24, 1948 while his parents were on a expedition in Antarctica, studying global warming!

I was born in an igloo, 40 below zero, brought into the world with the cold hands of local Shaman! Because I was half fricken Frozen, he gave me the name,, ICEMAN,,, ( my folks gave me my legal first name Michael) Michael Iceman Weber the 3rd!! IF you LOOK REAL close you can see me inside making Bowling Balls out of SNOW! YES EVEN then I knew that bowing was going to lead me to Las Vegas on Sept the 24th 2014 , for Show down at ????????? ???? coming soon!!




BRING YOUR BEST GAMES,,,, ICEMAN is ready to RUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!

[rv driver]

One can only imagine what that would look like:

OOh! FLAME! That made me snort milk out my nose this morning!

[rv driver]

One can only imagine what that would look like:

...and that's just the directions for putting on the shoe covers...

[rv driver]

Intimidation doesn't work on me Iceman. Ya know what I do when someone gets in my face and tries to intimidate me?? I let out a huge fart. Trust me...nobody is intimidating when you are passing gas. AND...it has the added advantage that it totally makes them feel disrespected.

Jeez! Remind me never to intimidate you, man!

[mike_thomas93]

That's nothing but endless brain surgery about to come ;p