LION vs ICEMAN

[MICHAEL]

NOTES that appeared on Black Board!!

[Aslan]

Well...no on Costco. I refuse to pay a "membership fee" for the privaledge of shopping at a given store. We'll see what happens. Don't get your hopes up...I am a warrior intent on your destruction, humiliation, and outright misery...I was just asking about cakes to pass the time.

I'm fine with any time. I agree with Mike that ideally 2PM is probably what we should aim for...gives him plenty of time to get there...gives Iceman a cushion in case the trip goes longer than scheduled. Gives Rob M. time in the morning to do whatever shopping the wife has him tasked with. Mudpuppy and I have no issues whatsoever with whatever time.

[MICHAEL]

Well...no on Costco. I refuse to pay a "membership fee" for the privaledge of shopping at a given store. We'll see what happens. Don't get your hopes up...I am a warrior intent on your destruction, humiliation, and outright misery...I was just asking about cakes to pass the time.

It never really Costco's you anything! It's much like a College education Cost money up front, but you get it back in spades!! ( with the right degree). As far as the Birthday Cake goes,,,, That HURT,,,,,,aaa,,,,, REALY HURT Lion Man!!! ( (not even ice-cream,,, a popsicle??)

I'm fine with any time. I agree with Mike that ideally 2PM is probably what we should aim for...gives him plenty of time to get there...gives Iceman a cushion in case the trip goes longer than scheduled. Gives Rob M. time in the morning to do whatever shopping the wife has him tasked with. Mudpuppy and I have no issues whatsoever with whatever time.

I don't care about MIKE WHITE, and WHAT time works for HIM! He didn't offer me Cake, regardless of how insincere you were! It's your total lack of meaning it, ,, that counts!!! Your Evil Aslan,,,, I will destroy you my deceiving, double crossing Birthday Cake guy!!!

You might enter the lion, but YOU will leave a kitty Cat! meow!!! meow!!! That's cat talk for: All Glory today was YOURS ICEMAN!
The only thing that is worse the a kitty cat that can't bowl, is a Cat that Can't jump!!


maybe 1:30pm, but that's the best I will bend for MIke! If he is there fine, if not, WHO CARES, he would probably just complain about the OIL ANYWAY!! So mudpuppy is going to be part of this! GREAT, always room for another Biker!! The more the merrier!!

[MICHAEL]

A Cat that Can't JUMP!!

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[MICHAEL]

I hope after all this is done, and over with, we can still be Friends! It would melt my cold heart to think that there might be hard feelings! Not that we WERE friends before we even met! Can we ......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKFFrfT4E1c

In a bowling, man, sort-of-way!!!! I don't want any hard feeling.... ! Might even ruin my big 66!!!

[MICHAEL]

After the Sept 24th meeting, and bowl-off,,,, a picture of the not so pretty results,,, PG-13 for sure!! May their bowling souls RIP!!

[Amyers]

Okay it's time for my prediction for how this is going to end so here goes.

Iceman never makes it there he is run over by a Whole Foods truck in transit but at least it was organic

Mike White shows up but is so busy correcting the grammar of everyone else on the lanes he never throws a single ball

Aslan takes a lesson from Rob before bowling and Rob convinces Aslan to create a new targeting system based on how many boards his ball breaks divided by the phase of the moon and the hypotenuse of a right triangle. Aslan sits in a corner trying to run numbers on his calculator all night

In this scenario Rob would be the winner so congrats.

[MICHAEL]

Okay it's time for my prediction for how this is going to end so here goes.

Iceman never makes it there he is run over by a Whole Foods truck in transit but at least it was organic

Mike White shows up but is so busy correcting the grammar of everyone else on the lanes he never throws a single ball

Aslan takes a lesson from Rob before bowling and Rob convinces Aslan to create a new targeting system based on how many boards his ball breaks divided by the phase of the moon and the hypotenuse of a right triangle. Aslan sits in a corner trying to run numbers on his calculator all night

In this scenario Rob would be the winner so congrats.

VERY funny,,, LOL,,,!!! And if I have to go, while on my bike between Kansas city Missouri, and Vegas, what better way to go then with Organic Produce engulfing, and surrounding my body!! Not a bad way to go! Fear NOT,,, I will try hard to avoid any, and all Whole Foods Trucks!!

You know Amyers, I bet Mike White is pretty damn good at drilling bowling balls,,, I base this thought on the fact I believe he is anal on JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES! That's not a bad thing, just an observation based on what little I know of him on here! I might have him take measurements, and drill a new ball for me! Rob, do you know a pro shop that Mike can use to drill ICEMAN a new ball, in-between him reading on the side, (Grammer For The literate People That Give a Rats Ask) You know Amyers, I might just like MIke in a ill-literate sort of way!

HUMMMM Aslan using the NEW Triangular Target Method,,, commonly know as TTM!!! Wow that COULD BE A GAME CHANGER!!! I have noticed that many who study this new complex method of bowing find their game doesn't get a damn bit better especially if the are of the wordy type, live in southern California, or are Chick- less !

Rob,,, what can ICEMAN SAY,,, other then me,,,, He would be the guy I would put my money on! He is a fountain of knowledge, for those that don't want to QUESTION EVERTHING HE SAYS!! If as I have said in the Past KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, then for sure Aslan will win this battle of Titans!
As everyone knows, he knows it all, but then doesn't have THE GIFT! Not having the gift, might just be what tips the scale to ICEMAN!

[rv driver]

Okay it's time for my prediction for how this is going to end so here goes.

Iceman never makes it there he is run over by a Whole Foods truck in transit but at least it was organic

Mike White shows up but is so busy correcting the grammar of everyone else on the lanes he never throws a single ball

Aslan takes a lesson from Rob before bowling and Rob convinces Aslan to create a new targeting system based on how many boards his ball breaks divided by the phase of the moon and the hypotenuse of a right triangle. Aslan sits in a corner trying to run numbers on his calculator all night

In this scenario Rob would be the winner so congrats.

Well... he does have home court advantage here. And his Evil Plan comes to fruition: standing calmly in the middle of the fray, he watches the rest of the field self-destruct. He wins by attrition, and walks home for his victory dinner, carrying Aslan's Costco cake for dessert...

[MICHAEL]

Well... he does have home court advantage here. And his Evil Plan comes to fruition: standing calmly in the middle of the fray, he watches the rest of the field self-destruct. He wins by attrition, and walks home for his victory dinner, carrying Aslan's Costco cake for dessert...

YES HE DOES have home court advantage, that is why I have to wait till a couple days before the battle in Vegas!! Why,, should Mike, Aslan, and Ice give him a little over a month to practice on the VERY battle ground where Ice destroys the 3 of them Once and for All!!

I just HOPE, and Pray that the oil suits Mike White!!! I know how perfect and blocked he likes it! Where as Aslan the oil warrior, seems to adjust to anything, with his uncanny ability to bowl about the same on ANY PATTERN!! Its a GIFT!!!