YOU CALL THAT A BIKE?????
lOOKS like a gay Chicks Bike!
I can smell the FEAR Aslan,,,, sniff,,,,, sniff,,,,,, O,,,YES you are falling apart! Guess what my Want-to-be-biker,,,, Iceman and Muddpuppy got your NUMBER, and we can smell the fear! I just hope you don't faint while bowling due to the pressure of Endless Strikes that mudpuppy and Iceman will bombard you with!
Strikes to the LEFT OF YOU,,,, STRIKES to the RIGHT OF YOU, into the valley of defeat rode Aslan on his moped of some kind, that was once owned by a gay fairy!
I can smell that FEAR..... Even Mudpuppy knows a defeated kitty Cat when he smells one!

This is the bike that the gay biker chick purchased after peddling her wind up bike off to you!
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